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Mariel StormRider
March 23rd, 2004, 12:28 AM
The whole point of the game is that three characters is named and you have to decide who you'd marry, who you'd kiss, and who you'd shove off a cliff. (If you absolutly can't decide on the last one, you can play the version where it's in a burning building and it's marry, save, or leave to get themselves out. Okay, so here's the first pair

Gonnf
Dandin
Saxtus

and for any male players
Dotti
Warbeak
Viola Bankvole

Hope you like this game!

Mariel StormRider
March 23rd, 2004, 12:30 AM
BTW here's mine for the previous one

Marry- Dandin
kiss-Gonff
push Saxtus off a cliff;) :lol:

LordTBT
March 23rd, 2004, 01:41 AM
marry Dotti
kiss Warbeak
murder i mean push off a cliff Viola Bankvole

Mattimeo
March 23rd, 2004, 04:26 AM
Warbeak
Viola
Dotti (I haven't read her.....)

Mariel StormRider
March 23rd, 2004, 05:37 PM
I forgot to add that after you post a reply, you have to come up with new characters to keep the game going. I'll just give the next sets of three

Gonff
Dandin
Saxtus
(since they haven't been done)

Song
Rose
Cornflower

Senav
March 23rd, 2004, 05:49 PM
Marry Dandin, kiss Gonff, give Saxtus the boot. Teehee. *giggles like a schoolgirl*

Baby Rollo
March 23rd, 2004, 06:18 PM
I'm marry Viola since I'm a bankvole too.

I'd kiss Dotti

And I'd push Warbeak off a cliff because she can fly!

LadyBeelze
March 23rd, 2004, 07:38 PM
Marry gonff, kiss dandin, and give the shove to saxtus

Nora the Rover
March 24th, 2004, 10:25 AM
Dandin - Marry
Gonff - Kiss
Saxtus - Shove off cliff, (Sorry Saxtus) :rolleyes:

Senav
March 24th, 2004, 06:18 PM
No one likes Saxtus, do they? Hm, all the girls want manly men, not smart ones. Not that Dandin and Gonff aren't smart...

Mariel StormRider
March 25th, 2004, 06:58 PM
Originally posted by Baby Rollo
I'm marry Viola since I'm a bankvole too.

Um...isn't Viola your sister or is Rollo just your namesake:)

Here's the some new sets

Martin
Matthias
MartinII

Song
Rose
Cornflower

Nora the Rover
March 26th, 2004, 06:35 PM
Martin - Marry
Matthias - Kiss
Martin II - Push off a cliff. (He never had much of a personality.)

Keyla
March 27th, 2004, 03:49 AM
Would marry Song: intelligent; carring, but not afraid to stand up for her own opinion; level-headed yet passionate; wise. But I guess people aren't really like that but these are very aspirable qualities.

Rose deserves a kiss but she's just too quiet to spend my life with.;)

Cornflower really doesn't deserve to be pushed off a cliff but knowing her luck she would land on some toad king, promptly slaying him, crushing his plans for world domination and surviving unscathed.

Glenner
March 27th, 2004, 12:19 PM
Martin -Marry
Matthias-kiss
MartinII -Push off a cliff. I liked this guy but he really doesn't hold a candle to Martin I.

The Red Badger
March 27th, 2004, 03:12 PM
:eek:

I think this is one of the weirdest threads I've seen in a long time. "Marry someone, then cheat on them by kissing someone else, then top it all off with murder." Yep, definitely strange. Of course, strange can be good. :cool:

*promptly turns all these murderers in for the reward*

Senav
March 27th, 2004, 07:05 PM
Would you be happier if we trotted out some badger ladies?
Anyway, on with the show.
Matthias-Marry
Martin-Kiss (he's nice, but angsty)
MartinII-Boot off a cliff. Haha.

LadyBeelze
March 27th, 2004, 07:32 PM
Martin - Marry

Mitthias - Kiss

Martin 2 - Throw off o' cliff

Glenner
March 27th, 2004, 07:53 PM
Quick, Reds is on to us! :eek:

;)

Martin the Warrior
March 28th, 2004, 06:14 PM
Originally posted by Senav
Martin-Kiss (he's nice, but angsty)

I - beg - your - pardon!

;)

Senav
March 28th, 2004, 06:41 PM
The real Martin, not some IMPOSTER! *snickers, then runs for her life*

The Red Badger
March 29th, 2004, 12:29 PM
Originally posted by Senav
Would you be happier if we trotted out some badger ladies?

Wouldn't make it any less weird, or psycho. :cool:

*continues to tip-off the cops*

Mariel StormRider
March 29th, 2004, 11:54 PM
[B]I - beg - your - pardon!

;) [/B

LOL!!!:lol: :lol: :lol:

Anyways, here are mine for Martin/Matthias/MartinII

Marry: Matthias
Kiss: MartinII
push off a cliff:MartinI, cause knowing his luck, he'd survive unscathed

Chelki Sureshot
April 1st, 2004, 09:21 PM
Marry:Martin
Kiss: Matthias
Push off a cliff: that's just mean!

Here's soem new ones. Badgers.

Girls :D

Lord Brocktree
Sunflash
Russano



Boys :rolleyes:

Lady Cregga
Mellus
Constance

This is going to be hard!:lol:

Mariel StormRider
April 1st, 2004, 09:30 PM
marry: Russono- he's nice, wise, funny, and is not affected by bloodwrath as far as we know
kiss: Sunflash (he's nice, but really needs to control his bloodwrath)
push off cliff: same reason as Martin, as well as the fact that he's way to angsty and bloodwrathy for me. (I mean, I don't want to be chased by a bloodwrath-ridden half awake badger!!!)

Nora the Rover
April 3rd, 2004, 04:20 PM
I'd have to say the same as Mariel:

Marry: Russano

Kiss: Sunflash

Boot off a cliff: Brocktree

Slagar the Cruel
April 3rd, 2004, 05:33 PM
Originally posted by Chelki Sureshot
Boys :rolleyes:

Lady Cregga
Mellus
Constance

First of all: I resent that emoti-gesture! ;)

Second of all: ...um, these characters seem more like mother figures to me then eligible bachelorettes... forget marriage, kissing, and tossing off cliffs; I'm using the unlisted "friendly handshake" option for all three badgers. :p

LadyBeelze
April 4th, 2004, 07:02 PM
Marry ~ Sunflash

Kiss ~ Russano

Shove Off A Cliff - Lord Brocktree

My..i have alot of husbands now :confused:

Mariel StormRider
April 5th, 2004, 12:43 AM
Originally posted by LadyBeelzebumon


My..i have alot of husbands now :confused:

Well, we're assuming this is only a hypothetical situation *lol* :p

Keyla
April 5th, 2004, 03:44 AM
I agree with Slags on Constance and Mellus, but it's not hard to envisualise Cregga as "young, free and single", though it's a little scary. Can you imagine the scene in the resturant:

Waiter: What would you like, madam?

:mad: (Cregga): What's today's special?

Waitor: Roast chicken served with potatoes, vegetables and a delicate scallion sauce...

:mad: : Rapscallions!!!

*Chaos*;)

Senav
April 5th, 2004, 06:45 PM
Marry- Russano
Kiss- Sunflash
Shove off a cliff- Brockers

Though I wouldn't want any of 'em going bloodwrath on me O.o

Matthias of Redwall
April 5th, 2004, 11:12 PM
erm...FBI? A case here....



Marry- Constance
Kiss-Mellus
Boot off -Lady Cregga


dun ask...

Chelki Sureshot
April 6th, 2004, 08:51 PM
You guys are so mean to Brocktree! Remember, he like the little ones. Here's mine.

Marry-Brocktree
Kiss-Sunflash
Kick-Russano

He's just too calm. I like the wild guys

Mariel StormRider
April 7th, 2004, 05:55 PM
Originally posted by Chelki Sureshot
You guys are so mean to Brocktree!

I thought that was Sunflash;)

LadyBeelze
April 7th, 2004, 07:23 PM
Well, we're assuming this is only a hypothetical situation *lol*

Um..yeah .. *shift eyes* ;)

Matthias of Redwall
April 7th, 2004, 11:16 PM
Originally posted by LadyBeelzebumon
Um..yeah .. *shift eyes* ;)


Guilty conscience, eh?:lol: How many do YOU have?

LordTBT
April 8th, 2004, 01:08 AM
oh oh I got a really good one:

Me :redsy
Redsy :redsy
MtW:cornflow:

:D :D :D

Sandstripe the Wild
April 8th, 2004, 07:05 PM
Marry: Constance

Kiss: Mellus

Push off Cliff: Cregga

Rosie Cottontail
April 8th, 2004, 09:23 PM
I'd marry Gonff,
Kiss Dandin,
And push Saxtus off a cliff.
:D

Calantorntain
April 8th, 2004, 10:06 PM
Marry- Gonff
Kiss- Gonff
Push off a cliff- Columbine

Matthias of Redwall
April 8th, 2004, 10:38 PM
Originally posted by LordTBT
oh oh I got a really good one:

Me :redsy
Redsy :redsy
MtW:cornflow:

:D :D :D

Let's see...



First one to be off the cliff----Redsy

Next victim----Martin

Mercy on---- You...not*shoves you off*

Nora the Rover
April 9th, 2004, 12:23 PM
I'd rather put them in the 'friendly handshake' category. :rolleyes:

t@gg :)
April 10th, 2004, 06:40 AM
Marry- Cregga
Kiss-Constance
Push off Cliff-Mellus

Matthias of Redwall
April 10th, 2004, 06:40 PM
new sets:


Gals:



Kroova
Joseph
Plugg


Chaps:


Triss
Auma
Tess


Post away!;)

Mariel StormRider
April 10th, 2004, 10:05 PM
Um...

Marry: Kroova. *sighs dreamily*
Kiss: Probably Joseph. (I guess kissing your father isn't so bad):lol:
Push off cliff: Plugg *heh heh* sorry to all those Plugg fans out there *runs and hides*

Matthias of Redwall
April 12th, 2004, 10:14 PM
ah... of course, kissing your own dad is not uncomfortable, provided he is shaven...:lol:

Cheesethief
April 13th, 2004, 04:16 PM
I'd:
Marry: Um, no thanks.
Kiss: Romsca.
Kill: Them Monitor Lizards! Kill all the scum!

Rillflag27
April 14th, 2004, 10:21 AM
Marry - Tess
Kiss - Triss
Push - Auma

or just shove em all off...but they are main characters they can't die. ;)

Nora the Rover
April 15th, 2004, 07:57 PM
Sorry 'bout borrowin' from you, Cal...

Marry: Kroova
Kiss: Kroova
Toss off cliff: Joseph and Plugg.

Sunflash_the_Mace
April 21st, 2004, 07:24 PM
*looks at pages 2 and 3.*


People love me!:D :D :D ;)

Sunflash_the_Mace
April 21st, 2004, 07:32 PM
*looks at pages 2 and 3.*


People love me!:D :D :D ;)

Cheesethief
April 22nd, 2004, 11:10 AM
people love you x2 now cos u double posted!
sunny!!!!
call me thief ill call u flash. i dont like cheesy.

LadyBeelze
April 22nd, 2004, 05:10 PM
Marry: Kroova

Kiss: Plugg

Shove: Joseph

Sunflash_the_Mace
April 22nd, 2004, 06:54 PM
flash? ok *takes off tunic*

Cheesethief
April 23rd, 2004, 10:01 AM
:D :lol:
hahaaaaaaaa
nice one flash!

Sunflash_the_Mace
April 24th, 2004, 05:01 PM
:D

Mariel StormRider
April 24th, 2004, 08:12 PM
:D :D :D :D

Sunflash_the_Mace
April 24th, 2004, 08:41 PM
we need new people



GIRLS :hon:

Matthias
Mattimeo
Martin(second)



GUYS :redsy


Cornflower
Tess
Tansy

Mariel StormRider
April 24th, 2004, 09:21 PM
Marry: Matthias!!!!!!:D
um...
Kiss: MartinII
Shove: Mattimeo *immedietly runs under and holds a huge net for him to fall into*:lol:

LadyBeelze
April 25th, 2004, 04:14 PM
Marry: Matthias

Kiss: Mattimeo

Shove: Martin 2nd :)

Matthias of Redwall
April 25th, 2004, 07:14 PM
What did the family of Martins did you, gals? You seems to be very busy at shoving all of them off...


Marry: Cornflower

Kiss: Tess

Shove off: Tansy (Tansy Pansy dooogle doooo)

Cheesethief
April 27th, 2004, 03:56 PM
when you talk about martin I, do you mean The Warrior's grandfather? cos i do.in that case Martin II is the great guardian spirit, and Martin III is in Pearls .

Mariel StormRider
April 27th, 2004, 09:40 PM
Lets just say that for this thread, we'll assume that Martin I is the Martin the Warrior unless said otherwise

Mariel StormRider
April 28th, 2004, 06:57 PM
Here's some newbies

guys

Grath
Triss
Martha

gals

Tagg
Skipper(from mossflower)
Luke

Bragoon
April 28th, 2004, 07:24 PM
Umm...

Marry: Grath
Kiss: Triss
"Accidentally trip and fall on, therefore nudging": Martha off a cliff

Grath
April 28th, 2004, 09:53 PM
Oh thats hard I guess I would say

Marry: Tagg
Kiss: Both Skipper and Luke
I would not push any of them off a cliff.

t@gg :)
April 29th, 2004, 10:03 AM
Marry Grath
Kiss Triss
Shove of Martha

Chelki Sureshot
May 10th, 2004, 05:25 PM
Marry:Skipper
Kiss:Tagg
Push off a cliff:Luke

Cheesethief
May 11th, 2004, 04:41 AM
luke was ok!

LadyBeelze
May 11th, 2004, 04:56 PM
Marry: Skipper
Kiss: Tagg
Boot: Luke

Mariel StormRider
May 11th, 2004, 07:57 PM
Here's mine, btw

Marry- Tagg :) *sigh*
Kiss- both Luke and Skipper, they're both great but too old for me

Jandura
May 12th, 2004, 12:46 PM
Marry: Triss
Kiss: Grath
Shove: Martha and hopes something breaks her fall

Cheesethief
May 12th, 2004, 12:47 PM
no! die martha!

Sunflash_the_Mace
May 12th, 2004, 01:31 PM
WILD CARD

Men: pick any 3 Badger women
Women: pick any 3 Badger Lords


enjoy!:D

Cheesethief
May 12th, 2004, 01:40 PM
dont push me.
Gregga, Spearlady Gorse aaaaand somebeast else.

Mariel StormRider
May 12th, 2004, 06:01 PM
Marry- Russano
Kiss- Urthstripe
shove of cliff- Rawnblade *muhahahahaha*

Sunflash_the_Mace
May 12th, 2004, 07:44 PM
Marry:Cregga(preferably AFTER The Long Patrol)
Kiss: Bella(I can kiss my own mother)
Push:Constance

Chelki Sureshot
May 12th, 2004, 10:15 PM
How could you push Constance! She's the best out of that lot!
For Me:
Marry:Sunflash (the book one)
Kiss: Lord Brocktree (I can't think of any others)
Push: Boar ( I can't stand him)

Grath
May 12th, 2004, 10:48 PM
Marry- Urthstripe (someone has to help him take care of Mara)

Kiss- Brocktree

Push off a cliff- Rawnblade

Mariel StormRider
May 13th, 2004, 05:38 PM
*Yay*

Rawnblade must DIE!!! (for stealing my limelight, of course)

GABOOL IS MINE!!!

Goddess of Darkness
May 13th, 2004, 10:45 PM
What does everyone have against Rawnblade?

Sunflash_the_Mace
May 14th, 2004, 07:59 AM
At least they don't hate Sunflash!:D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D

Cheesethief
May 14th, 2004, 09:35 AM
i can think of one...

LadyBeelze
May 15th, 2004, 09:34 AM
Marry - Sunflash

Kiss - Urthstripe

Get Rid Of: Brocktree

Cheesethief
May 15th, 2004, 11:01 AM
brockers was fine!:eek:

Matthias of Redwall
May 17th, 2004, 10:28 PM
Marry- Cregga(hey, I fit into mouse holes!)

Kiss- Constance


Shove off- Bella

Cinnabarr Rivershell
May 17th, 2004, 11:23 PM
Marry- Bella
Kiss- Cregga
Shove off- Muta

Bragoon
May 19th, 2004, 10:57 PM
Marry-Cregga
Kiss-Bella
Shove off yonder cliff- Mara

Grath
May 21st, 2004, 05:21 PM
I hope you all don't mind if I do a marry, kiss, push off a cliff villians. If you do you can all just ignore me.

Boys
Tsarmina
Kurda
Nightshade

Girls
Cluny
Urgan Nagru
Swartt

Kediassa
May 21st, 2004, 05:34 PM
Marry: Urthstripe
Kiss: Sunflash

Push off of a cliff: Lord Brocktree (It's true *Nods*).

and for Villians..


Marry: Urgan

Kiss: Swartt

Put off of a cliff: Cluny

Mariel StormRider
May 25th, 2004, 12:19 AM
this is hard!!! I'd have to go with

Marry Urgan Nagru. Then I'd get to be Queen!!!
Kiss Cluny (no paticular reason)
Shove off cliff: Swartt. After seeing how he treats his family. cough:*bad*:cough

Goddess of Darkness
May 25th, 2004, 12:56 AM
er...

Marry: Cluny (since I'm a rat and he's kinda psyco, like me)

Kiss: Swartt (cause he's the only one left)

Murder(cutbloodhomicidecutarterybloodspurt *twitch*): Urgan (no ofense to anyone, but I don't like foxes much...)

Kediassa
May 25th, 2004, 08:52 AM
I love the foxes. They're soo cute.

Cheesethief
May 25th, 2004, 10:01 AM
nope. theyre vermin through and through. evil. but cool. not cute.:p

Kediassa
May 25th, 2004, 07:46 PM
I think they're all cute. I love the foxes. Vermin or not vermin, you've got to love them.

Cinnabarr Rivershell
May 25th, 2004, 09:49 PM
So if all of the horrible foxes in the past, who have murdered hundreds of innocent beastes, tortured some, and sold some into slavery *shakes head sadly while thinking of Slagar the Cruel*

They are alright and sanctioned from all thier evil doings simply because they are foxes and they are CUTE! I dissagree with that statement.:(

As for foxes in real life, I do agree that they are cute looking. ;)

Goddess of Darkness
May 26th, 2004, 12:07 AM
...foxes bug me...I really and truly don't know why...but rats are neat(I don't say cool, I say neat...don't ask...)! How can one not love rats?:D

Element_man
May 26th, 2004, 12:14 AM
Tsarmina - T3h cliff.
Kurda - Can't remember, so I'll kiss.
Nightshade - Marry.

Kediassa
May 26th, 2004, 09:20 AM
Foxes are still cute. :lol:

Cheesethief
May 26th, 2004, 10:07 AM
vermin if you see what they do to your bins (trashcans) then youll agree with me.
good to see ya back cornflower.

LadyBeelze
May 30th, 2004, 08:56 PM
Marry: Swartt (though i much rather have veil he he)
Kiss: Urgan
Boot Of The Cliff: Cluny

Mariel StormRider
May 31st, 2004, 01:12 AM
Foxes *are* really cute. (in real life). When we had to choose an animal to study in science, almost everyone wanted the fennec fox cuz it looked soooo sweet:D

(although I have to agree than some of them bug me in the Redwall books)

Kediassa
May 31st, 2004, 08:40 AM
Some bug me, like Bane in Mossflower, but the rest I just..love. :p

Cheesethief
May 31st, 2004, 01:11 PM
vulpes vulpes would beat fennec anyday.:p

LadyBeelze
May 31st, 2004, 07:55 PM
I like artic foxes :)

Felldoh
May 31st, 2004, 08:11 PM
Marry - Nightshade

Kiss - Tsarmina

Push off cliff - Kurda (Don't know who this is)

LadyBeelze
May 31st, 2004, 08:28 PM
Kurda is the ferret in Triss, am i right?

Felldoh
May 31st, 2004, 08:34 PM
I haven't read Triss yet... I'm only halfway through The Long Patrol, and I'm reading them in published order. My friend said Triss was horrible, is it really that bad?

Matthias of Redwall
May 31st, 2004, 08:52 PM
Well it depends on your taste actually, not much action though.


Marry : Tsamina

Kiss: Kurda

Push off the cliff: Nightshade



I think they're all cute. I love the foxes. Vermin or not vermin, you've got to love them.

*cough*slags*cough* *followed by more serious coughing fits*

LadyBeelze
May 31st, 2004, 09:02 PM
I didn't think Triss was too bad but it's not one of my favorites either. Jus matter o' opinion like MoR said like anything else.

Slagar the Cruel
May 31st, 2004, 11:02 PM
Originally posted by Matthias of Redwall
*cough*slags*cough* *followed by more serious coughing fits*
...can I help you...?

Keyla
June 1st, 2004, 04:24 AM
I haven't read Triss yet... I'm only halfway through The Long Patrol, and I'm reading them in published order. My friend said Triss was horrible, is it really that bad?

No, it isn't that bad. While it's not my favourite in the series it's not the one I enjoyed least. It is at the same level of quality as others in the series. While its plot line, on the surface, appeared similar to what we'd read before it ties together in a very different way and the book has a very distinct feel.

To be quite honest with you, if it were one of the earlier books, people would have no problem with it. Opinion in the ROC (Redwall online community) tends to be more critical towards later books for often little more than that they've been building up to a new release for a year or longer and often expect the world and notice more readily the book's faults, which isn't that surprising really.

Cheesethief
June 1st, 2004, 04:26 AM
i think it had something to do with foxes, maybe kediassa idolises you or something.
oh, and
marry: cornflower
kiss: columbine
kill: martha.
in fact killing martha would be like that scene in the pianist when the old man is pushed off the balcony.so kill auma instead. or mara.

Mariel StormRider
June 5th, 2004, 03:47 PM
Newbies!!!

Girls-

Veil
Blaggut
Gingivere

Guys-
Romasca
Sela
Nightshade

(not enough girl reformed vermin)


I'd marry Gingivere, kiss Veil, and shove Blaggut off a cliff (yes, even though he's more of a "goodbeast" than Veil)

Matthias of Redwall
June 5th, 2004, 05:27 PM
Originally posted by Slagar the Cruel
...can I help you...?


Yes, one thing... get me a reservoir.


Marry --- Romasca

Kiss --- Sela

Push off --- Nightshade

LadyBeelze
June 7th, 2004, 08:50 PM
Marry - Veil
Kiss - Gingivere
Boot Off O' Cliff - Blaggut (I don't recall who he is..)

Cheesethief
June 8th, 2004, 11:05 AM
Yes, one thing... get me a reservoir.
well, ive got one.

Grath
June 8th, 2004, 04:14 PM
Marry- Gingivere
Kiss- Veil
Push off cliff- Blaggut (was he the one in Bellmaker who teamed up with another rat and changed his ways afterward or something to that effect?)

Cheesethief
June 9th, 2004, 04:38 AM
yes, thats right grath. the other rat was his captain.

Felldoh
June 11th, 2004, 12:07 PM
Marry - Romsca
Kiss - Sela
Push Off Cliff - Nightshade

Matthias of Redwall
June 15th, 2004, 10:59 AM
What are waiting for Cheese? Fork it over!(well, you can't "fork" a reservoir over, but... gah, what do I care?)


And who is this character "Nightshade" everyone is booting her off. I personally don't know/forgot who she was you know/ So I just played safe.

Cheesethief
June 15th, 2004, 11:06 AM
vixen in Outcast mate. and no, youre not getting it, ive only had it two months.:p :p :p

Matthias of Redwall
June 15th, 2004, 12:09 PM
Come on, two months is long enough. Besides, you can build another one.:p


New sets people.


Boys:lol:

Hon Rosie

Stryke Redkite

Cynthia Bankvole


Girls:hon:

Ironbeak

Sir Harry the Muse

Jube(Jubilation)

Cheesethief
June 15th, 2004, 03:14 PM
no mate, ya wouldnt want it, its old...plus you have to pay 70 quid per annum to stock it with trout...thats even when theres ten others part of the syndicate...and theres the caravan we got up there. twould cost loads to move, so youre better off without.

Felldoh
June 15th, 2004, 04:21 PM
Marry - Hon Rosie

Kiss - Cynthia Bankvole

Off the cliff - Stryke Redkite

Sandstripe the Wild
June 15th, 2004, 08:18 PM
Marry-Honestly, none of them
Kiss-Hon Rosie and Stryke
Strangle: Cynthia (She was just so annoying, there was no real need for her)

Mariel StormRider
June 15th, 2004, 10:44 PM
marry- Sir Harry the Muse: poet and all;)
kiss- Jube (he's really cute, just a little too young for me
shove off cliff- Ironbeak, WITH metal clappers!!! He's such a jerk:mad:

Grath
June 17th, 2004, 02:10 PM
Marry: Jube
Kiss: Sir Harry the Muse ( I would not marry someone who says poems all the time)
Shove off cliff: Ironbeak( who would want to marry a dirty raven any way)

Delhome
June 18th, 2004, 08:35 PM
Marry: Triss
Kiss: Song
Push Off cliff: Slagar the Cruel (Not our Slagar, the Mattimeo's Slagar)

LadyBeelze
June 19th, 2004, 07:23 PM
Marry: Jube
Kiss: Sir Harry The muse
Boot: Ironbeak

Chelki Sureshot
June 20th, 2004, 02:59 PM
Marry:Um. . .probably Jube, 'cause I notice that married couples kiss a lot, and how would you kiss a bird? We're just talking personalities, right?
Kiss:jube
Kick:Ironbeak.

hon. Rosie
June 27th, 2004, 09:27 PM
This is the weirdest thread I have ever replyed to because aren't they all related?

I would marry martin
Iwould kiss mathias
and give the boot to martin 2 (he's kinda braindead)

anyway here are 3 more

mattimeo
luke
urthstripe:cool:

LadyBeelze
June 29th, 2004, 03:53 PM
Marry: Mattimeo
Kiss: Urthstripe
Boot: Luke


Hmm *scratch head* I don't know if i said this before but welcome to the LP Forums .hon Rosie :p :hon:

Mariel StormRider
June 29th, 2004, 04:36 PM
and for guys

Grath
Cregga
Russa Nodrey

I'd marry Luke, kiss Urthstripe, and boot Mattimeo off a cliff (and promptly run under him holding a mattress) ;)

Felldoh
June 30th, 2004, 07:06 PM
Woah... the hardest yet.

Marry: Russa Nodrey
Kiss: Grath
Push Off Cliff: Cregga

Matthias of Redwall
July 3rd, 2004, 06:18 PM
no mate, ya wouldnt want it, its old...plus you have to pay 70 quid per annum to stock it with trout...thats even when theres ten others part of the syndicate...and theres the caravan we got up there. twould cost loads to move, so youre better off without.


Here is the thing, I want no trout,mate. Put in pikes instead, they are much cheaper. And I got all the transportation here, so your caravan can go down the drain. As for the rest, add it up, plus tax, and send the bill over. ;)

Cheesethief
July 4th, 2004, 10:28 AM
*calculator time* uh huh...yeah...well, MoR, i think that bill is about *converts into US* well, quite a bit. not that much...actually it is...

the plural of pike is pike. :p and theyre more expensive than trout and there are a few thousand of them so...*adds*...oh yeah, plane flights, petrol, 4x4 car...you need to know the farmer nearby or theres no access to the place...no dumping of caravans even in private lakes is legal in scotland...dealer bills...handover...lawyers fees...scottish citizenship, if you own land here you need permission...i could go on for ever here...

looking at this threads title, er, oh wait! whos watching wimbledon...and the french GP...and euro 2004 final! and scary movie tonight!!!

erm,
marry-cornflower
kiss-welfo
murder-martha still.

Chelki Sureshot
July 13th, 2004, 03:01 PM
Marry: Luke
Kiss: Mattimeo
Kick: Urthstripe (he should have tried harder to bond with Mara)

Cinnabarr Rivershell
July 13th, 2004, 11:59 PM
I love Urthstripe! He had the most dramatic part that any character has ever had in a Redwall book.

Well... Most dramatic, other than Finnbarr. ;)

Martin the Warrior
July 14th, 2004, 03:03 PM
Kick: Urthstripe (he should have tried harder to bond with Mara)

Personally, I thought he tried more than enough. Mara was a spoiled, ungrateful brat. I was actually glad she never got the chance to atone for her selfishness. ;)

Cinnabarr Rivershell
July 14th, 2004, 03:25 PM
Judging, from your post above Martin, I'm guessing that you are a nice, forgiving person. :lol:

Sandstripe the Wild
July 14th, 2004, 05:00 PM
I'm gonna go out on a limb here and say something has happen to Martin that was quite similar to Urthstripe's situation with Mara.

Martin the Warrior
July 14th, 2004, 07:33 PM
Judging, from your post above Martin, I'm guessing that you are a nice, forgiving person. :lol:

Oh, I am. :) But I'm looking at it from a more involved standpoint than the characters.

In the beginning of Salamandastron, Urthstripe acted like the typical parent. Mara acted like the typical teenage daughter. Convinced that he was unreasonable and a tyrant, Mara chose to disobey him and wound up in the exact kind of trouble Urthstripe had feared. The situation proved Urthstripe did possess wisdom, that his decisions were rooted in love and not malice, even if Mara couldn't see it until it was too late. Too often children (to include teenagers) are convinced their parents are out to ruin their life because they enforce boundaries. They often seem unfair at the time, but the benefit of hindsight shows that they knew what they were talking about. The tragedy of Urthstripe and Mara served as an object lesson to young readers, and making it impossible for Mara to ever make up for her childishness made the message far more powerful than her return and an "I'm sorry" ever could. It served as a cautionary tale.

So, I remain happy that Mara had to endure one of the harshest lessons of any Redwall character. (And the blame for the situation between her and Urthstripe rested on her, not him.)


I'm gonna go out on a limb here and say something has happen to Martin that was quite similar to Urthstripe's situation with Mara.

Not in the slightest. :)

Cheesethief
July 18th, 2004, 06:20 AM
i thought that issue was also addressed in loamhedge.

Sandstripe the Wild
July 18th, 2004, 06:35 PM
Really, how so :confused:

Martin the Warrior
July 18th, 2004, 06:50 PM
i thought that issue was also addressed in loamhedge.

A similar theme was at work, but it didn't have the tragedy of Salamandastron to really root it down as a cautionary tale.

Cheesethief
July 19th, 2004, 01:31 PM
sandstripe,
springald and fenna and horty were rebellious, and they escaped from the abbey to follow brag and saro. on the way to loamhedge they learned the values of many things that are key to abbey lifestyle, thus making them realise that being an abbeydweller was a great occupation.

Cinnabarr Rivershell
July 20th, 2004, 12:52 AM
If I could live at Redwall for the rest of my life. I just might do it, if it were real and all. I love the idea of a peaceful life, but a life that still has hard work in it. These days nothing is peaceful. Whatever. I might miss a lot the technological things we have now though.

Cheesethief
July 20th, 2004, 05:59 AM
oh, if everyone on the forums was an abbeydweller, then that would be pretty cool. but, essentially, thats what is going on here. we have a peaceful online community. :p if you count peaceful as the constant squabbling. ;)

Lonna Bowstripe
July 20th, 2004, 01:29 PM
sandstripe,
springald and fenna and horty were rebellious, and they escaped from the abbey to follow brag and saro. on the way to loamhedge they learned the values of many things that are key to abbey lifestyle, thus making them realise that being an abbeydweller was a great occupation.

Say, Cheese, I thought you were campaining against spoilers. :lol:

Mariel StormRider
July 20th, 2004, 10:28 PM
Hey, in that case, would Martin be our abbot or our champion :lol:

Cinnabarr Rivershell
July 20th, 2004, 11:19 PM
Say, Cheese, I thought you were campaining against spoilers.
Lonna you are wrong. But that is all that I can say, for if I gave you the reason why, it would surely break my heart.

Lonna Bowstripe
July 21st, 2004, 02:07 PM
Oh, is he campaining for spoilers then?

Cheesethief
July 21st, 2004, 02:50 PM
Oh, is he campaining for spoilers then? cinnabarr and i were pro-spoiler fanatics, ufortunately martin cracked down on us, raiding several warehouses full of spoilers we were distributing. we still hope you will use spoilers for even the smallest details. our campaign has had some effect though-martin has the "concerning the spoiler tag" sticky up after weeks!

Hey, in that case, would Martin be our abbot or our champion oh, champion. i would be the abbot. (j/k) nah, hed be an
arven-style warrior/abbot guy.

Martin the Warrior
July 21st, 2004, 06:34 PM
our campaign has had some effect though-martin has the "concerning the spoiler tag" sticky up after weeks!

It's there to stay until the new FAQ section is complete.

Lonna Bowstripe
July 21st, 2004, 09:37 PM
cinnabarr and i were pro-spoiler fanatics, ufortunately martin cracked down on us, raiding several warehouses full of spoilers we were distributing. we still hope you will use spoilers for even the smallest details. our campaign has had some effect though-martin has the "concerning the spoiler tag" sticky up after weeks!

Oh. I misunderstood the meaning of "spoiler." I thought a spoiler was when you wrote one and didn't put the spoiler tag.

Cheesethief
July 22nd, 2004, 05:59 AM
common misconception. on this forum...oh wait...it could be either...but we want the spoiler TAG.


It's there to stay until the new FAQ section is complete. woohoo! can you put under the spoiler rule "passed by cinnabarr rivershell and cheesethief" in small writing please?

Cinnabarr Rivershell
July 22nd, 2004, 07:45 PM
Yeah. That sounds like a good idea Cheese. Knowing Martin, and how kind and honorable he is, I know that he will put our names down.

Cheesethief
July 23rd, 2004, 03:55 PM
you forgot forgiving, amazing, influential..er er er did you say kind?

Martin the Warrior
July 25th, 2004, 07:23 PM
woohoo! can you put under the spoiler rule "passed by cinnabarr rivershell and cheesethief" in small writing please?

Let me think... No. ;)

Lonna Bowstripe
July 25th, 2004, 07:41 PM
What?? It says the latest post on this thread was by cinnabarr yesterday at 7:45 pm!

Cheesethief
July 26th, 2004, 05:50 AM
really? well, my advice-kick the computer. NB-Cheesethief does not accept liability for broken computers.

Mariel StormRider
July 28th, 2004, 02:03 AM
new ones ;)

Chicos

Columbine
Bryone (or however you spell it)
Piknam

Chicas

Martin (Martin's grandfather)
Luke
Martin (the warrior)

I'd marry Martin, kiss Luke, and boot the first Martin. He's too old for me ;)

LadyBeelze
July 29th, 2004, 09:52 PM
Marry: Martin
Kiss: Luke
Shoot: 1st Martin (since you never really get to know him, just mentioned in the book -.-)

Candied Chesnut
July 29th, 2004, 10:29 PM
its funny how the thread was about marry, kiss, push off a cliff, and somehow it swung to spoilers...

Marry-martin(warrior)
Kiss-luke
Kick-martin sr.

Aleisou Swiftpounce
July 30th, 2004, 10:03 AM
Heh. Well, this is an interesting thread to say the least. It's quite funny to see somebody say that they'd kiss a mouse...
Ah well. I'll reply to all of them, so you have to plough through it all...

Martin-Marry!
Matthias-Kiss
Martin 2-Cliff

Russano-Marry
Brocktree-Kiss
Sunflash-Cliff!

Matthias-Marry
Martin 2-Kiss
Mattimeo-Cliff

Plugg-Marry
Kroova-Kiss
Joseph-Cliff (Too old and grizzly for me!)

Dandin-Marry
Gonff-Cliff
Saxtus-Cliff

Jube-Marry
Sir Harry the Muse-Kiss
Ironbeak-Cliff (I don't actually hate him, but it doesn't matter. Ravens can fly!)

Luke-Marry
Mattimeo-Kiss
Urthstripe-Cliff (He already had it done for him. I suspect it wont be too bad second time round!)

Tagg-Marry
Skipper-Kiss
Luke-Kiss (I can't throw him off a cliff! That's too mean!)

Swartt-Marry
Urgan-Kiss
Cluny-Cliff

Gingivere-Marry
Veil-Kiss
Blaggut-Cliff

Martin the Warrior-Marry
Luke-Kiss
Martin's Grandfather-Cliff (He's not a character, he was only mentioned once or twice!)

Well, I think that's it... If I've missed some out, who cares? Now for mine to give out...vermin

For the Gals
Ferahgo the Assassin
Vilu Daskar
Sawney Rath

For the Guys
Bluefen
Silvamord
Sandigomm (From Mossflower)

Personally I'd go for Ferahgo-Kiss, Vilu Daskar-Kiss, Sawney Rath-Cliff.

Grath
July 30th, 2004, 11:39 PM
From Mariel Stormriders
Marry: Martin the warrior
kiss: luke
Push: Grampa Martin


From Aleisou Swiftpounce
Marry: Sawney Rath (What a good foster father)
Kiss: Ferhago
Push: Vilu Daskar

LadyBeelze
July 31st, 2004, 12:23 PM
Marry: Ferhago
Kiss: Sawney Rath
Kick: Vilu Daskar

Matthias of Redwall
August 2nd, 2004, 12:25 PM
Hmmm, I will boot them all off... Besides there will be piles of dead characters to break their fall by now.*hehehe*

Chelki Sureshot
August 2nd, 2004, 01:25 PM
Marry: Sawney Rath
Kiss: Ferahgo
Kick: Vilu How dare he kill Sayna!

Ferahgo the Assassin
August 6th, 2004, 12:13 AM
Hey, I'm new.

Am I the only one here who would kiss Saxtus? Come on, smart boys are hot. Lol. I like both Gonff and Dandin too though, hard decision ...

Candied Chesnut
August 11th, 2004, 11:11 PM
saxtus was probably one of the most carefree abbots. in my opinion at least

Chelki Sureshot
August 12th, 2004, 01:18 PM
Do you think? I dunno, what was the abbot's name in Pearls of Lutra? I thought he was the most outgoing/carefree.

Candied Chesnut
August 12th, 2004, 05:23 PM
durral, abbot durral.

Lonna Bowstripe
August 13th, 2004, 02:57 PM
Hmmm, I will boot them all off... Besides there will be piles of dead characters to break their fall by now.*hehehe*

Nice!! :D

Akkess of Empyrean
August 18th, 2004, 12:02 PM
Hmmm, I will boot them all off... Besides there will be piles of dead characters to break their fall by now.*hehehe*

More food for me :D

Goddess of Darkness
August 19th, 2004, 01:07 PM
Ok, I don't know if I'm allowed to talk about Loamhedge here or not, so I'll put it in a spoiler tag.

I'd say the Abbot in Loamhedge kinda suprised me at the end, during the fight, when someone had to drag him out of Lonna's way because he wanted to fight...Didn't seem like a very Abbot-ish thing to do...

Mariel StormRider
August 25th, 2004, 10:07 PM
new pairs :D

girls- Cluny
Badrang
Slager

guys- Nightshade
Tarsmina
Sagiter

lol...all vermin. I'd marry Cluny, kiss Slager, and shove Badrang off the cliff

Akkess of Empyrean
August 25th, 2004, 10:09 PM
Marry Badrang, kiss Cluny. Slagar learns to fly :D

TwinBlade Shortsword
August 25th, 2004, 10:11 PM
marry- Sagitar
Kiss-Nightshade
kick-Tarsmia

Grath
August 26th, 2004, 06:03 PM
Marry: Slagar
Give them the kiss of death and then push them off a cliff because I hate both their guts: Cluny and Badrang.

Candied Chesnut
August 26th, 2004, 09:19 PM
marry: slagar
kiss:gee, hard question, but i'd have to say...badrang
kick:cluny. he fell off a tree before and lived. no wait, he killed the healer that saved him. never mind

Cheesethief
August 27th, 2004, 10:39 AM
marry: slagar

kiss:gee, hard question, but i'd have to say...badrang harder than the "marry" one? :p

LadyBeelze
August 27th, 2004, 10:17 PM
Marry: Slagar
Kiss: Badrang
Push Off O' Cliff: Cluny (cluny the loony wooo)

Candied Chesnut
August 28th, 2004, 12:07 AM
oh gee...i just remembered that slagar has a half rotten face. never mind my above post. id rather marry badrang and push BOTH slagar and cluny.

LadyBeelze
August 28th, 2004, 11:21 AM
Oh you're right! Eww. Maybe i'd marry Chickenhound then, his face is just fine :) .

Cheesethief
August 28th, 2004, 02:33 PM
i-ah...ah...move along beelze...and well done... :D

LoritheQuestor
September 2nd, 2004, 08:36 PM
Hi! I'm new here. :)
Mary: Badrang
Kiss: Cluny
Throw off Cliff: Slagar

Mariel StormRider
September 2nd, 2004, 09:08 PM
Hey welcome to the Long Patrol forums, LoritheQuestor!!! :D

Aleisou Swiftpounce
September 4th, 2004, 01:19 PM
Marry: Badrang
Kiss: Cluny (Well, suppose that the drawing of him in the Friend or Foe book that makes him look really skanky is inaccurate...)
Cliff: Slagar (I would kiss him and push off Cluny if he didn't have all the skank under that mask.)

Mariel StormRider
September 11th, 2004, 10:41 PM
So....*another* new set of characters now...wow..how many have we gone through? lol

Girls-
Colin Vole (That whiny vole from Redwall)
Sacrum
Nimblo the Slayer

Guys-
Viola Bankvole
Cynthia Bankvole
Celedine

Um...I'd marry Nimblo, kiss Sacrum, and shove Colin off a cliff cuz he's a whiney spineless brat.

Felldoh
September 11th, 2004, 10:45 PM
Marry - Celandine (Considering my username... it'd fit)
Kiss - Viola
Off the Cliff - Cynthia

Lacoasta
September 11th, 2004, 10:46 PM
kiss nimbalo
marry sacrum
push colin off a verry steep cliff

Grath
September 12th, 2004, 05:01 PM
Marry: Nimbalo
Kiss: Colin
Push off a cliff for eating me out of house and home: Scarum

TwinBlade Shortsword
September 12th, 2004, 09:51 PM
Marry - Viola
Kiss - Celandine
Off the Cliff - Cynthia (who likes a crybaby)

LoritheQuestor
September 15th, 2004, 04:35 PM
Mary-Nimbalo
Kiss- Scarum
Push off cliff into a raging river filled with pikes-Colin

Sandstripe the Wild
September 15th, 2004, 06:22 PM
Marry: Celadine (rather go with beauty in this case)
Kiss:Viola
Kill: Cynthia (She was just soooooooo annoying)

Abbess Sinister
September 16th, 2004, 03:34 PM
Hares:

Marry-Tarquin
Kiss-Pikkle Ffolger
Push off a cliff of molten fire-Scarum

Toodle pip for now!

Lacoasta
September 16th, 2004, 04:16 PM
Marry: Pikkle
Kiss: Tarquin
Push off a cliff of molten fire: Scarum

Mariel StormRider
September 16th, 2004, 06:04 PM
marry Tarquin, kiss Pikkle, and shove Sarcrum off a very tall cliff into a lake full of alligators.

Guys-

Dotti
Rosie
Pasque

Candied Chesnut
September 16th, 2004, 11:07 PM
marry:tarquin
kiss: pikkle
push into pike infested waters:scarum

Ringmaster
September 19th, 2004, 04:52 PM
Rose
Cornflower
Martin (so he won't come after me ;) )

Matthias of Redwall
September 26th, 2004, 09:25 PM
Hmm, come on get me some nicer choices! I boot them all off into the fire of Mt. Doom.

Mariel StormRider
September 27th, 2004, 06:50 PM
lol...you want nicer choices? Fine how bout-

Guys-
Fwirl
Song
Fenna

Girls-
Felldoh
Rufe Brush
Jangular (just pretend he's not already taken :cool: )

I'd marry Felldoh (duh...lol) kiss Jangular, and push Rufe Brush off a cliff. I mean, he was awesome in Mariel of Redwall, but he was such a wimp in the Bellmaker,IMHO

Aleisou Swiftpounce
September 28th, 2004, 11:53 AM
Marry: Felldoh
Kiss: Janglur
Push of a Cliff: Rufe Brush

Felldoh
September 28th, 2004, 04:00 PM
I'd marry Felldoh (duh...lol)

Marry: Felldoh

:D Didn't know I was that liked on here. :lol:

Marry: Song
Kiss: Fwirl
Push off Cliff: Fenna

I don't know (or remember) who Fwirl or Fenna were. :p

LadyBeelze
September 28th, 2004, 05:06 PM
Marry - Felldoh

Kiss - Felldoh

Shove off a cliff - Janglur and Rufe Brush ( :D )

Chelki Sureshot
September 28th, 2004, 05:51 PM
Marry: Janglur

Kiss: Rufe

Kick really, really hard into oblivion: Felldoh

Bereden the Intrepid
September 28th, 2004, 05:56 PM
Marry: Song
Kiss: Fwirl
Kick: Fenna

Grath
September 28th, 2004, 06:15 PM
Marry: Rufe
Kiss: Felldoh
Kick: Janglur

Mariel StormRider
September 28th, 2004, 08:50 PM
:D Didn't know I was that liked on here. :lol:

Felldoh's MINE!!! The *real* Felldoh, that is...not some IMPOSTER!!! Just joking, of course...lol :D

Cheesethief
September 29th, 2004, 02:34 PM
*sobs* why? why?

new rt ones.

marry: brooky
kiss: armel
boot: oh...that vixen.

Mariel StormRider
October 7th, 2004, 10:31 PM
I'm reading RT right now, but i'm not sure how many people have. Sooo...new ones for now...

Guys- Mariel
Welfo
Cregga

Girls-
Dandin
Bistort(welfo's husband/bf/whatever)
Russano

Cinnabarr Rivershell
October 8th, 2004, 01:04 AM
As great as this thread WAS. Isn't it time to put it to rest! It's been going on forever and ever and ever and ever and ever +1.

Kratos
October 11th, 2004, 11:06 AM
I just neeeed to post this...

Marry:Rufe Brush(NOT in Bellmaker)
Kiss:Chugger
Push off a cliff:ALL THE ULTIMATE SALAMANDASTRON HARES THAT KILLED 30 VERMIN WITHOUT DYING,OR THAT WHUPPED VERMIN LIKE THEY WERE PICKING DAISIES......grrrrrrr