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July 21st, 2004, 09:42 AM
boo urr, anythin ee says must be in molespeak

Note: This will test how good u are.

Cinnabarr Rivershell
July 21st, 2004, 09:56 AM
Boi, okay doke, zurr! Houm yur wurthur zurr? Miom's beez foggered as alwazes.!

July 21st, 2004, 02:45 PM
moi, urr be gurt rainy cloods. boi okey, oi just noticered, ee used "u" hordern moi luvly, not "you" watch you'm out or ee zurr marthen'll give ee owd 'arry!

July 21st, 2004, 09:34 PM
Boi 'okey! This yurr whole thread be oanly furr ee molerspake? Arr, wot we'm be a-spaken abowt, zurrs an' marms? Sumthin' speshul... Hurr hurr! Oi knows et! Us'ns shudd spake abowt urr favorite vikkles!

Lonna Bowstripe
July 21st, 2004, 09:46 PM
Yurr, pass oi some turnip 'n tater 'n beetroot poi, hurr hurr.

July 22nd, 2004, 06:00 AM
whurr's um crisper carroty cakers good zurrs an' marms?

July 22nd, 2004, 08:54 AM
Burr, oi loiks damson pudden wi' strawberry fizz. Hoo urr, but deeper'n'ever'n'turnip an' tater beetroot poi! Oi'd swap moi diggen claws for et, hoo arr!

July 22nd, 2004, 11:21 AM
Oi sure do loiks a gudd'n spoicy pot o' shrimpers and 'otroop zoop. Then oi warshes et down wit' a gurt beaker o' Tober Ale. For dezert, a gudd apple poi for oi!

July 22nd, 2004, 02:54 PM
Boi Okey. Oi berlieve that oi am turrible at molespeech burr aye. Parse the October Ale hurr hurr.

Cinnabarr Rivershell
July 22nd, 2004, 07:38 PM
I like pizza. Can you please pass that slice of pepparoni over here. Oh, and can I have some water too. Thanks. Why is everybody looking at me? I'm not that strange of a mole, I'm just educated and I can talk regular. :D

July 22nd, 2004, 09:15 PM
hurrhurr, zurr cinabarrr, ee talken wunnerful pretty, burr aye!

Th' oi do believe you'm have to stick to ee rules.anything ee says in this yurr thread shld be in molespake, burr aye!

July 22nd, 2004, 11:09 PM
Turnip 'n' tater 'n' beetroot poi
O et bes gudd fer 'ee choild loik oi!

When oi was 'ee dibbun, an' oi doan't loi
Oi bain't never 'eard o' this yurr foine poi
Toired an' a-hungered, oi started to croi
But 'ee gurt h'abbot said, "'Ee feaster be comen noigh!"
So oi goes to ee kitchens, stilthy an' sloi
To find 'ee gudd vikkles, an' give they'm a troi!

Turnip 'n' tater 'n' beetroot poi
O et bes gudd fer 'ee choild loik oi!

Burr no, no moar tearies, no moar soighs
Oi do finded 'ee mos' wunnerful surproise
'Atwixt troifles, cakes an' zoops poiled hoigh
'Ee deeper 'n' ever poi oi do spoi!
Et wurr so purty, oi carn't denoi
So oi picked oop 'ee spoon an' gave et a troi!

Turnip 'n' tater 'n' beetroot poi
O et bes gudd fer 'ee choild loik oi!

'Ee crust wurr so 'eavenloik, oi thought oi doid
An' when oi etted 'ee taters, et felt loik oi floid
Them turnips filled oi with gurt heaps o' joy
Beetroots made oi so 'arpy, gurt tears oi did croi
'Ee poi made oi warm an' arpy insoide
Oi be gurtly glard that this yurr poi oi 'ad troid!

Turnip 'n' tater 'n' beetroot poi
O et bes gudd fer 'ee choild loik oi!

Oi guess oi wurr foolish, oi bain't left 'ee decoy
Ma Mells saw oi wurn't thurr, an' she'm be annoyed
Oi did sit with moi stummick all full o' poi
Oi cudden't run, an' oi cuddent hoide
She'm shouted, "Whurr be you'm?", but oi didn't reploi
Moi snout wurr full o' 'ee poi that oi troid!

Turnip 'n' tater 'n' beetroot poi
O et bes gudd fer 'ee choild loik oi!

She'm dragged oi off a-shouten, an' put oi in bed
After given' oi a barff, an' a-scrubben oi red
She'm groweled vurry dandruss, an she'm said,
"Stay yurr, likkle dibbun, or oi'll boite yurr hedd!"
But oi stull doan't never lissen, an' fast oi did fled
Till oi meeted doawnsturrs at 'ee gurt feaster spread!

Turnip 'n' tater 'n' beetroot poi
O et bes gudd fer 'ee choild loik ooooiiiiiiiiiiiii!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
A Furrtil original, composed on the spot. A rhyming ballad in molespeak... I impress myself. :D Please do not steal. It is 12:05, so forgive the quality. :p

July 23rd, 2004, 09:07 AM
Burr, that'un be's a gudd poem. You'm be's turrible smart, burr aye!

July 23rd, 2004, 10:56 AM
*curtseys* Hurr, thankee, zurr! Et bes moi pleshure!

July 23rd, 2004, 04:04 PM
hurr hurr, burr aye, be we a talken abowt real lifer grub naow? hurr, oi dearly luvs ee great newspapery full of steamin fishers and potatoer chips, with ee salt and sauce moi luvlys. MOI LAND! GWAN CLEAR YE OFFEN MOI LAND YOUNG HOOLIGANERS!

July 26th, 2004, 09:11 AM
hurr oi loiks tortilla chips wi' chlli and oice cold lemon tea, burr aye!

Yurr grampa, you'm have no teeth, how do ee eaten up all these chips? :D

Aleisou Swiftpounce
July 27th, 2004, 03:09 PM
ho urr, Oi be a new'un here but oi gonna take part anyway, burr aye! Oi loiks a steamin' plate full o' pasta, wiv sorce all o'er it, hurr it does make a wunnerful meal, zurr! I'd rarther be hoigh in ee skoi than miss a wunnerful pile of lurverly pasta!
But, ur, about this molerspeech zurr. Whoi dus it 'ave ter be loik vis? It does make my eyes awfully dizzy, aye, havin' ter read all o' this mispelt nonsense, burr aye! Hurr, what if youm were a speshul moler, loik ee Egburt the Scolla? Ee weren't a usual moler, nay, ee were a well-spoken chappie!

July 27th, 2004, 03:21 PM
oi hates moleyspeak hurr hurr

July 28th, 2004, 10:48 AM
Yurr grampa, you'm have no teeth, how do ee eaten up all these chips? yurr, oi gotten ee pair of ee wood gnashers, hurr!

July 29th, 2004, 09:29 AM
hurrhurr, wood gnashers?Moi grampa doan't even 'ave a pair o' dentures, hurr!
Yurr, thats whoi oi set up this yurr thread- to teach you'n's how to speak molespake. Burr, it may be difficult to unnerstand, but oi thinks you'm get ee hang of it , burr!

Aleisou Swiftpounce
July 30th, 2004, 03:15 PM
Burr aye, you'm be a currect, zurr Hordurn - ee non-molers cen learn ter speak moler wi' a bit of practice, by owd 'arry they can, hurr!

August 19th, 2004, 09:19 PM
all this yon moler's tawk be a'spinning moi pore ole 'ed arownd. Wot do usn's be jabberin about naow? Vittles? Boi 'ecky, that be moi favorite subjec. How dus a sloice of moi mum's fudge 'n pecan poi saound to youm gurt fatties?

Bereden the Intrepid
August 19th, 2004, 09:56 PM
Saounds wonnerful, boi okey.

Lonna Bowstripe
August 20th, 2004, 01:37 PM
Oi'd loike a sloice of pepproiani piza poi!

August 1st, 2005, 04:19 AM
Hurr. Be pizza poi possibul?
Moi favrit be fizi dannylin corjul, an woodland troifle. Burr oi!

August 1st, 2005, 08:07 AM
Yowch, this thread is nearly a year old. A prime example of what not to do, Aubretia, along with posting comments in the midst of a fanfic.