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February 16th, 2005, 08:53 PM
For some reason Constances hair looks like a leach or brain slug or something.

Constance: Now come with me Matthais and Cornflower its time for us to harvest your brains...... uh I mean harvest knowledge into those little brains of yours.

Yeah that was lame
Will I ever win!?!?!?! :(

Cinnabarr Rivershell
February 17th, 2005, 12:20 AM
Constance: Is Father Abbot going to take our picture or let us stand here for the rest of our seasons?

Cornflower: I know! Geez, I’m getting tired of staying in this “picture taking” position.

Matthias: Constance, Cornflower. Just stay resolute and strong. That is what Martin the Warrior would do at a time like this.

Constance: *in a mimicking tone* Martin the Warrior, Martin the Warrior! That is all you ever talk about you addle brained mouse! Give it a rest, would you!

Aleisou Swiftpounce
February 17th, 2005, 11:39 AM
Eee! It was Kervain! *wubs her darling, evil sable*

I can't think of anything to put for this one though :D

February 17th, 2005, 05:30 PM
Constance: ...and this is what happens when you invest in Cluny Inc.

February 17th, 2005, 07:17 PM
Constance: Ugh, dont tell its that naked sable guy again....Everyone, look over there, its a giant green hairball floating in midair!

February 17th, 2005, 07:32 PM
Eee! It was Kervain! *wubs her darling, evil sable*

I can't think of anything to put for this one though :D
Huh? Was the pic of Kervain, or Sable, or his mother...

Ferahgo the Assassin
February 17th, 2005, 07:42 PM
:rolleyes: The naked jokes are getting tedious.

I'm pretty sure I explained the reasoning for his lack of clothing in the image description.

Nora the Rover
February 17th, 2005, 09:02 PM
Constance: "Now I know real estate can get a little pricey, but you two kids should see this nice, inexpensive, model over here. A charming, yet chic gate-house style, with a lovely view of the abbey pond on summer mornings."

February 17th, 2005, 09:20 PM
Constance: "I think both of you should look into getting a matching pair of these lovely yellow headdresses. Now Matthias, I know what you're thinking, but just think, it would make for dashing warrior's colors!"

February 20th, 2005, 11:26 AM
Okay, I pick...Cheesethief.

February 20th, 2005, 01:22 PM
Thanks! I really hope this one is good. I have a habit of choosing awful ones.


February 20th, 2005, 02:17 PM
Matthias:Hey guys, I look like Link!
One of the Shrews:Don't care;Run!!

February 20th, 2005, 02:47 PM
I thought when you cut off a serpents head, three more HEADS came out of the neck, not three SHREWS!

February 20th, 2005, 02:50 PM
Whoops. Didn't notice the head was off.

Lonna Bowstripe
February 20th, 2005, 04:55 PM
Announcer: Well, folks, the match has come to an end. Matthias and three shrews have successfully defeated a gigantic snake. See you all next time on Super Smash Bros. Meleé TV!!!

February 20th, 2005, 05:14 PM
Shrew: Yay Hercules the strongest of them all!!!!!!!!
Matthais: Wrong movie you silly shrew. (Hits shrew on the head)

February 25th, 2005, 03:21 PM
Fill in the blank...
It's been ___ days

t@gg :)
February 25th, 2005, 04:11 PM
Matthias: I wub woo Asmodeus...
Shrew: I wub woo Mattias...

February 26th, 2005, 10:39 AM
It's been ___ days You know, if that was a caption, I would give you the title. But...

Lonna wins.

Lonna Bowstripe
February 26th, 2005, 11:44 AM
Ummm... Here goes. I hope this hasn't been used before.

February 26th, 2005, 11:48 AM
Matthias was completley unaware that all of St. Ninians and all its residents was about to fall on him.

February 26th, 2005, 12:26 PM
Slagar: Pah your here, But your too late the gate has alread- Hey! Who switched our scripts with the ones used for Fire Emblem?!?
Random Slave: Sorry, I wanted to see you take your mask of one more time.

Note: If you own Fire Emblem and beat it you will get this if not...

February 26th, 2005, 12:28 PM
Matthias:Cum hur, Slath...(passes out)
Cornflower(offscreen):I told him to go easy on the Elderberry Wine, but did he listen, No-oo-oo

Barrag Barr
February 26th, 2005, 01:01 PM
matthias: die vermin scum!!!

Slave: He's behind you

February 26th, 2005, 04:28 PM
Will I ever win :(

My caption

Mattimeo: Wow dad you have a lot of fleas on on the back of your head and why did you write on the sword of Martin.

Matthias: Because I wanted it to be pretty when playing cowboys and indians.

Slagar: Yes the the fleas are working like a charm

Auma: Can't sleep fox will eat me. Can't sleep fox will eat me. Can't sleep fox will eat me.................

okay that was dumb but meh.

February 26th, 2005, 05:15 PM
Matthias: I know there's a fox around here somwhere.....ah, he must be hiding over there.....
Auma: Is that guy your dad?
Matti: Sadly yes.

February 27th, 2005, 11:58 AM
(Off stage): Hey, the earthquake wasn't meant to happen for at least another four scenes!

February 27th, 2005, 01:48 PM
forget my first one I have a better one.
Slave 1: Hey you see that fox over there yesterday he came over to my house.
Slave 2: What do you know him?
Slave 1: No but he left alot of trash on my porch.

Lonna Bowstripe
February 28th, 2005, 05:03 PM
It's only been 2 days, but I can say right now: Ringmaster wins. Napolean Dynamite rocks.

February 28th, 2005, 05:09 PM
I thought Hisk should have won his was really funny. :lol: :lol: :lol:

February 28th, 2005, 05:33 PM
You deprived me of my sole purpose, Lonna. Now, how can I say some weird reminder about 5 days, huh? I hope you realize the consequences of your actions...

March 1st, 2005, 06:44 PM
wow I can't belive I won

March 1st, 2005, 06:49 PM
Beware me, and my toothpick of Dooom, Doooom I say!

Nora the Rover
March 1st, 2005, 06:53 PM
The Mossflower Crew for Paranormal Research, (TMCFPR), went through the photos they had taken from their inspection of Redwall Abbey. They were particularily excited about this photo, taken near Martin's Tomb, where two orbs appeared in the bottom, right corner.

Meh... that's all I could come up with...

March 1st, 2005, 07:20 PM
Matthais in heavy southern accent: You dibbuns better get back to bed right now before I whip you with my stick all the way to next season and then send the ghost of Martin after you.

March 1st, 2005, 07:26 PM

March 1st, 2005, 08:14 PM
"Alright, who ate my cheese?"

March 2nd, 2005, 01:01 PM
Matthias bursts into the Hall of Rohan...

Matt: The courtesy of your hall is somewhat lessened of late, Théoden-King!

Peter Jackson: Cut! What happened to Ian?

Matt: Hey, we all gotta eat!

March 2nd, 2005, 01:27 PM
Matt: OK, who's the smart-"aleck" that replaced my sword with a bamboo stick, what do I look like, a panda?

Offscreen: you do look like a panda.

March 3rd, 2005, 04:44 PM
Warning! Everyone has one more day to get their captions in and the 3 best so far are Grath, Hisk and Badrang3. Remember 1 day!

March 3rd, 2005, 05:34 PM
Warning! Everyone has one more day to get their captions in and the 3 best so far are Grath, Hisk and Badrang3. Remember 1 day!
Was that in order? :lol:

March 4th, 2005, 05:31 PM
Let this awnser your question
3rd: Grath
2nd: Badrang3


March 4th, 2005, 07:00 PM
AHHH *********************************AHHH

Sorry, in the middle of this post the two cats that live in my house got into a fight and I had to go break it up.

Anyway, here it is:

Lonna Bowstripe
March 4th, 2005, 08:27 PM
Mattimeo: Your name is Malkariss? Shouldn't is be Malkakiss? Why else would you go around with you lips parted like that with sliva drooling out?

March 4th, 2005, 10:01 PM
And here we have Matthias and Malkariss, reenacting a dramatic scene in Star Wars, featuring Luke, and Jabba the Hut

March 5th, 2005, 11:13 AM
Malkariss: Of course, back in my day, we didn't have swords. Nope, had to beat eachother with sticks. If we were lucky, we'd find a pointed one. Yup, things were alot different back then. Like all these slave caravans coming to my kingdom. Back in my day, we had to go out and find our own slaves, aye, using just our pointed sticks, like I mentioned earlier. Ever tried taking a badger hostage with just a pointed stick? Near impossible, but we managed. Nearly had my arm torn off when I poked one in the eye but we managed. Of course, back in my day, we didn't have eyes. Nope, had to rely on skill and skill alone. Having an army of rats didn't hurt either... I'm not boring you, am I?

Mattimeo: Must escape, must escape, must escape...

Malkariss: Oh good. Any way, where was I? Ah yes, taking out rabbits using only a tea spoon and a pencil...

Barrag Barr
March 5th, 2005, 01:47 PM
Matthias:Wait a minute im sure we were in a cave a minute ago

Malkariss:Maybe the rats redecurated

Lonna Bowstripe
March 5th, 2005, 02:54 PM
Hey: Badrang, were you making fun of DK Country?

March 5th, 2005, 03:08 PM
Hey: Badrang, were you making fun of DK Country?

Actually, no. But now that you mention it, there is a similarity there that I hadn't noticed before.

March 5th, 2005, 04:09 PM
Matemaio: Fatso.
Malkriss: Respect your elders!

March 5th, 2005, 04:37 PM
Matti: Call me Malkariss, please. It's on the cover.

March 6th, 2005, 06:48 PM
Malkariss: Get me some Reeces Pieces Mattemeo so I can phone home.


March 8th, 2005, 07:43 PM
Ok so this threads dying. I'll announce the winner tommorow night. (eastern time)

Cinnabarr Rivershell
March 8th, 2005, 08:29 PM
Mattimeo: "Good morning Aunt Malkariss."

Aunt Malkariss: "Oh my little sweety! How are you? How's Abbey School?"

Mattimeo: "I'm doing alright. School's fine too."

Aunt Malkariss: "That's good! That's very good! Have you done anything exciting lately?"

Mattimeo: "Well, Dad taught me how to use his sword. That was pretty cool."

Aunt Malkariss: "OOOOOOO! That sounds fun."

Mattimeo: "Not really. I suck at it."

Aunt Malkariss: "Well, I'm sure you'll get better at it someday."

Mattimeo: "Cha, whatever."

*awkward silence*

Aunt Malkariss: "Matti, be a darling and massage my feet. Oh and go over there and get the boyle remover. I have some huge ones on my feet that have been aching me.

*Aunt Malkariss take his/her socks off*

Aunt Malkariss: Oh, and while you’re at it, I have this huge ingrown toenail that needs some attention.”

*Matti looks in horror* *He collapses*

Aunt Malkariss: "Oh, dear! What is his father going to say!"

March 8th, 2005, 08:39 PM
That is just gross. :eek:

March 9th, 2005, 07:21 AM
It's been five what's?..........

March 9th, 2005, 06:12 PM
Cinnabarr wins. as gross as that was.

March 10th, 2005, 01:23 AM
Oh no, not this again. Some of you might be seeing the right image some or all of the time, while some of you may be looking at… something completely different, some or all of the time. The administrators may decide to delete the above post, as that's what they did last time. It may already be gone by the time you read this. That particular website either has a big prankster behind it or has copyright protection on its pictures, preventing correct linking. In either case, I believe this is the picture Cinnabarr wanted us to see, and I hope this proves useful, and I hope somebody else knows what I'm talking about besides me. I'll shut up now.

March 10th, 2005, 07:07 AM
Basil-Hello, I'm the Walrus...
You get the picture

March 10th, 2005, 03:36 PM
Matthias: I hate to break it to ya, but something's coming down on you from a great height...

March 10th, 2005, 03:41 PM
I'm making a 'slight' edit to mine.

Drew Carrey(or the guy on the older,British version):Hello! And welcome to Who's Line is it Anyway? Our first game is Song Titles. The comedians can only speak in song titles.

Basil-I'm the Walrus
B-*points* Shorty(yes, its a song)
M-Why you! -censor bleep thingie-

Yes, I'm slightly tipsy right now.

March 10th, 2005, 05:30 PM
Basil: Pull my finger.
(Matthais pulls Basils finger, and a loud farting sound can be heard that then causes all plants within a ten mile radius to die)

Basil: Oh thank you, I feel much better now.

Matthais: (passed out) Don't mention it.

March 10th, 2005, 05:36 PM
Basil: Excuse me, why are are you taking my... OW! YOU BIT ME! THAT REALLY HURT!

Matthias: Hey, you're not made out of chocolate!

(Chocolate rabbit, incase no one got that)

Cinnabarr Rivershell
March 10th, 2005, 06:11 PM
Wow! O.o :eek:
Sorry about that all. I didn't know that would happen. Thanks for correcting my picture Rolinko. That is the picture that was supposed to be posted, but obviously it changed. Perhaps the SCRIBES could delete my post, or at least the picture? Thanks. :)

Lonna Bowstripe
March 11th, 2005, 04:58 PM
Erm, why was my post deteted?

March 11th, 2005, 05:23 PM
Basil: Hello baly good ole' chap wot wot!
Basil: Hey! Why do your eyes look like they were put on in Paint? You know the Windows program. Wot! WOT!
Matthias: Someone kill me...please...
Basil: Why don't you just do it woth that jolly good ole' dagger? Wot! Wot!

March 12th, 2005, 03:55 PM
Matthias: Er, basil, my paw is stuck to yours.
Basil: Have I been picking my nose again....

Lonna Bowstripe
March 13th, 2005, 12:08 PM
Basil: Matthias! Guess what! Sometimes this picture of us will zoom in to the bottom of your sandal!

(Hope everyone gets that)

Cinnabarr Rivershell
March 14th, 2005, 03:11 PM
Grath wins! :D

March 15th, 2005, 03:22 PM
yay finally!!!!!!!!

Unfortunatly the site where I want the pic from is down for some reason at the moment so I will have a pic for you guys by later on tonight.

March 16th, 2005, 09:10 PM
Sorry that took me so long guys. I got distracted last night.


Sorry I can't seem to figure out how to paste the pic on to here, it won't let me do it.

March 16th, 2005, 09:58 PM
Skalrag: You draw far too much attention to yourself, "Mr. Underhill."

March 17th, 2005, 07:48 AM
Fox: "So,What are you looking at eh?!
Don't you think I just look gorgeous?(think I spelled it wrong)
I didn't eat for 3 days to be this thin!

Aleisou Swiftpounce
March 17th, 2005, 10:45 AM
Skalrag: Alright, vole, give me the rest of my clothes back...

March 17th, 2005, 03:01 PM
You could be a star, Pinnochio! On the stage! Bright lights!

-Ever seen Pinnochio? You might get where I'm coming from.

March 17th, 2005, 03:21 PM
Fox:So, uh, you seein' anybody?

March 17th, 2005, 05:36 PM
Scalrag: Do you know what we found under one of the cots yesterday?

Druwp: Er, I swear is' no' mine.

Scalrag: No no no, I mean ,found nothing.

Druwp: Phew.

Scalrag: except this baking flour. It'll make a good loaf of bread for all the slaves to eat, won't they like it druwp?

Druwp: Indeed.

March 17th, 2005, 06:23 PM
Skalrag: Does these pants make me look fat?
Vole: Err... you aren't wharing any...

Lonna Bowstripe
March 20th, 2005, 07:40 PM
Skalrag: I ain't giving The Grail to no bedwettin' vole!


Goddess of Darkness
March 20th, 2005, 11:15 PM
"Nice cave ya got here...Be a shame if somethin' was ta happen to it..."

March 21st, 2005, 03:22 PM
going once, going twice....

March 21st, 2005, 04:23 PM
man I thought someone would do a bugs bunny joke since Skalrag looks like he's doing the bugs bunny pose. OH well.

And the wiener is..............................................

made you look

Hisk. :D

Bereden the Intrepid
March 21st, 2005, 04:32 PM
I feel stupid for not noticing that some one had won already. *slams head on desk*

March 21st, 2005, 09:43 PM
And I was more worried about getting banned for my caption then actually winning.


March 21st, 2005, 09:53 PM
Cluny: Nah, I liked the fuzzy dice better.

Aleisou Swiftpounce
March 22nd, 2005, 02:21 AM
Tonight on Ghost Watcher...

-Somebody's bathroom is haunted! *gasp*
-Somebody's kitchen is haunted! *gasp*
-Somebody's attic is haunted! *gasp*
-And a special visit from Killconey the ferret, who claims a pair of semi-transparent eyes appeared right next to his master's tail.


Lonna Bowstripe
March 22nd, 2005, 06:01 PM
Cluny: What's this brown dirt on my foot?

Matthias: 'Scuse me.


March 23rd, 2005, 12:24 PM
Dormouse:Why won't the darn ride start?
Cluny:You don't seem to notice this is an INTERROGATION.
Dormouse:Dude,how much is this gonna cost me?
Cluny:He also doesn't seem to notice the SIX INCH KNIFE right near his face..........
Dormouse:I have the strangest feeling that this one is going to be worse than The Hulk..
Dormouse:Yep.....definitely gonna barf.....
Cluny:Somebody get the disinfectant...I think he means it...

March 24th, 2005, 04:27 AM
Dormouse:...Err....Gulp...C-c-come on!
fight like a man...err...rat!You want pieces eh?!You want pieces!?
Come on! fight like a rat!
Cluny:What's the hairball talking about?!
By the way,I'm a squirrel not a rat! Can't yer see?!

Cinnabarr Rivershell
March 25th, 2005, 01:01 AM
Cluny: You want the truth mouse! YOU can't handle the truth!

March 25th, 2005, 01:45 PM
Cluny(Italian Accent):Well. So you've come.
Matthias(Also in Italian Accent):Yes. There can only be one Godfather
Cuny:Okay *begins strangling Matthias*

March 26th, 2005, 09:14 AM
and.....5 days

March 26th, 2005, 02:28 PM
Pfff...Be original, people!

Well, I'll sneak my entry in.

Cluny: And I didn't even know mice laid eggs! We'll dine on omelettes tonight, boys!

March 27th, 2005, 07:38 AM
Badrang3 wins. :eek:

March 27th, 2005, 12:27 PM
Hurrah! And a one, two, three, four...

Lonna Bowstripe
March 27th, 2005, 01:02 PM
Rat: So who's gonna win the NCAA?
Auma: Oklahoma!
Rat: Sorry, they lost to Arizona. Squirrel! Who's gonna win?
Squirrel: The Tar Heels.
Rat: Nope. Hey! My feet are stuck to the ground!
Auma: And here comes my father! He's gonna hit you with his big Illini Axe and cut the Loups in our chains!

March 27th, 2005, 06:30 PM
Vitch: Now that you're all chained up, I will expose my........
Vitch: .....Massive 3 layer chocolate cake. What? you don't want any? fine the, I'll go feed it to threeclaws, he looks like he could use a square meal.

(I hope you've watched Matti, cuz it wont make sense otherwise)

March 27th, 2005, 07:03 PM
Vitch:Okay, it's a movie...
Sam?:Wind in the Willows!
Auma:The Rats of Nimh!


March 27th, 2005, 08:05 PM
Vitch: Pray for Mercy From.........Vitch in a cape!
Sam in a sarcastic voice: Oh you are so frightening especially when we got these chains to hit you in the head
Auma: YOu really need to get a life Vitch.

March 28th, 2005, 04:53 AM
Auma:What's Vitch doing?
Vitch:What am I doing? I'm dancing the Tango of course!
Sam:Nah,doesn't look like the Tango to me.
Auma:Looks more like the Hornpipe.
Matti:Or Linedancing
Threeclaws:No... (pauses a moment)It's Jazz of course!
Everyone: :confused:

(Isn't really funny is it?Couldn't think of anything else.)

March 28th, 2005, 10:58 AM
Vitch: Yikes!
Auma: What?
Vitch: Eyes!
Sam: It's offical..
Vitch: Yikes!
Auma: What?
Vitch: Eyes!
Sam: I said it's offical!!
Vitch: Yikes!
Auma: What?
Vitch: Eyes!
Sam: I said it's offical!
Vitch: AAHHH! *runs off* The EYES!
Auma: 0_o... What's offical?
Sam: The fact Ringmaster is a moron.
Vitch: (in background) They're watching me!!
Auma: Why?
Vitch: I don't know why. :eek: AAAHHH!
Sam: He made an old out dated 'eyes' caption.

March 28th, 2005, 02:10 PM
Vitch:*in a British accent which he has anyway*"Yes,well,you both stink."
Auma:You thought we would get better judging from Vitch?Yeah right,Sammy.
Sam:But the chains are COOL.
Vitch:If Simon didn't like them,what makes you think I will?
Sam:Well for one thing,your horribly groomed eyebrows hint at your personal hygiene.
Vitch:That attitude will get you zero stardom.Oh,and uh....easy on the caps lock buttons,the other contestants kept breaking them.Ah,angry children....

March 28th, 2005, 04:17 PM
Jaw dropped, paralyzed with fear at the sight of the local chain gang approaching, Vitch knew he was doomed.

April 1st, 2005, 11:20 AM
No offense intended, but, uh...
Don't even think about it, Wormerwing.

April 1st, 2005, 12:06 PM
I think I liked Wormerwings the best.

Lonna Bowstripe
April 3rd, 2005, 08:39 PM
Hey, post a picture, Womers!

Josiah the Warrior
April 3rd, 2005, 08:59 PM
Vitch: I-I-I'm sorry ok!
Sam: That's not good enough! Do you know what youv'e cost us?!
Vitch: I can explain, see everyone was betting on Syracuse and-
Sam: They lost in THE FIRST ROUND! You told me to pick them all the way!
Vitch: No! Don't blame me! *shifty eyes* It was all Macnamera's fault!

P.S. My apologies to all of those who don't give a rat's you-know-what about NCAA and have no clue what I'm talking about

April 4th, 2005, 01:21 PM
You're too late. The Big Worm won!

April 4th, 2005, 07:46 PM
If he doesn't post a picture in two days the second place man should post a pic

April 6th, 2005, 07:47 PM
Since Wormerwing is AWOL, Rolinko wins.

April 6th, 2005, 09:01 PM
Aw, you shouldn't have, Badrang3, but like all who say "you shouldn't have," I'll take it anyway.
Sorry, Wormerwing, for both reasons.
This here pic's a big 'un, but, uh... big is beautiful?
(At left: random mouse. Center: Furlo the dormouse spice seller.)

April 6th, 2005, 10:11 PM
Furlo and a member of the abbey reenact the famous computer game Oregon Trail with the abbey member as the ox.

April 6th, 2005, 10:57 PM
Car chases are very hard to film in the Abbey.

April 7th, 2005, 04:23 PM
-----Heroism has a new name: Furlo.-----

Infiltrate the enemy Abbey. Neutralise the nuclear threat to world peace. Become a legend.

Available in all good game retailers.

Lonna Bowstripe
April 7th, 2005, 07:29 PM
Mouse: Ummm... we have bicycles now.

Furlo: You mean cars?

April 8th, 2005, 09:01 PM
Mouse: Who this pic is a nightmere even for Broadband users. :eek:

April 8th, 2005, 10:07 PM
Furlo: Why aren't we moving!!
Mouse: Well, we tried using Manchester United fans to pull it, but they all said they already had a bigger bandwagon...

April 9th, 2005, 12:49 PM
1.Can't see the picture.
2.I finally win one, and what? I get sick. You call this justice?

April 10th, 2005, 09:01 AM
Thirty-six hours remain.
Try this (http://imagehost.biz/ims/pictes/189097.jpg) if trouble persists.
I hope y’ don’t think I've been an unjust one…

April 10th, 2005, 01:07 PM
Mouse:We're bringin' you in, Baby-Face Furlo
Furlo:Top 'o da world, ma!

April 11th, 2005, 08:17 PM
43 min. left, Rolinko.

(I'm going exact ;) )

April 11th, 2005, 08:57 PM
I decided to end a few minutes early just to tick Wormerwing off.
Grath, you win.
Oregon Trail, ah, that takes me back.

April 12th, 2005, 03:31 PM
Sorry it took me so long to respond. I was going to post it last night but my computer shut down on me. Stupid computer


I still have no idea how to post the pic on the thread but there it is.

April 12th, 2005, 04:41 PM
First of all

Paul Bunyan awoke to find that some things were not right that fateful night.....

Josiah the Warrior
April 12th, 2005, 06:50 PM
OH MY GOD!!! Did anyone else hear that?

Lonna Bowstripe
April 12th, 2005, 09:53 PM
Orlando?: Hey, there's flint on my ax!
Random hare off screen: Well, maybe that's why there's fire all about, ye flippin' idiot, wot?

April 13th, 2005, 09:00 AM
Orlando:stretch left leg four times 1...2...3...4.
Lift axe 5 times above head..1...2...3...4...5!

April 13th, 2005, 03:43 PM
"Wow...I think I had too much last night...Not only is my house on fire, but there seems to be flames hanging in midair, someone's stolen my shoes, and - Hey! I'm floating!"

April 14th, 2005, 04:42 PM
Orlando: I'll just go back to bed...

April 14th, 2005, 07:35 PM
Orlando: Aargh, my house has been fumigated! How dare you!

Offscreen 1(turning to partner): Hey joe, I think we're in the wrong place...

Offscreen 2: I told you this didn't look like downtown detroit.

April 16th, 2005, 09:55 AM

April 16th, 2005, 02:36 PM

April 17th, 2005, 04:46 PM
Grath, your winner was due an hour ago...
(Jeez, sound like my English teacher)

April 17th, 2005, 07:31 PM
She hasn't been here for two days. Cut her some slack. Disneyworld is a busy place, I'm sure.
Hold yer horses. Cool yer jets.

April 17th, 2005, 07:41 PM
Hey 'tis my (self-employed) job.

April 17th, 2005, 08:08 PM
She hasn't been here for two days. Cut her some slack. Disneyworld is a busy place, I'm sure.
Hold yer horses. Cool yer jets.

Sorry I'm late, I've been busy all weekend. And I'm not even in Disney world yet, not until August, mom and I are just moving to some apartments across town so its been hectic, any ways the wiener is.

Man I must have a thing for drinking jokes since Cheesethief is the winner. :D

April 18th, 2005, 01:36 PM
What's that, win #10? :p



April 18th, 2005, 03:16 PM
Sam:Hey, I can see my house from here!
Random Mouse with a name that begins with M:Duh! You live in the Abbey now! Besides, I thought all you could say was suck, suck?

Lonna Bowstripe
April 18th, 2005, 09:13 PM
Sam: I am eternally grateful to Christopher Denise. However, there does seem to be a smudge on my nose… Now who had too much October Ale?

April 19th, 2005, 08:50 AM
Setting:There are a few vermin outside the abbey who try to get information out of Sam.

Fox:'ey squirrel!How many beasts are inside that abbey?
Rat:(looking at fox)What have I told yer!Be polite and that squirrel will talk!
(turning to Sam)Hallo,me ole darling!Can you maybe tell ole Aunty Rat how many beasts are in that abbey?
Rat:(trying hard not to loose his temper) Come,come don't say rude words now!
Sam:Suck,suck.(walks away because it was to boring)

April 19th, 2005, 12:00 PM
"Silent Sam? No, I'm Noisy Sam, his evil twin."

Josiah the Warrior
April 19th, 2005, 02:56 PM
Rat: Hey you! Little squirrel! Go get yore mommy afore I eat you!
Squirrel: Why don't you get the @#$% away from my Abbey you #$#%
Rat: Uhh...ok then. (to his companions) Let's get the heck out of here!

April 19th, 2005, 05:04 PM
Hey! You down there! Want to see my interesting collection of pots and pans? I have about fifty right here, but they're kind of hard to balance... whoops, slipped! Hey, you down there? Can you toss those back up here? Hello?

April 23rd, 2005, 09:25 PM
Well, I'm not going to say it. You know why? I resign my position. It has come to my attention that it may have been a little aggravating to some people. *cough*Rolinko!*cough* As of now, my dictatorship of this thread is over. No more time-keeping from me.

April 24th, 2005, 04:05 PM

Rolinko, you're up.

April 25th, 2005, 10:25 PM
Huzzah indeed!
Followed by a drat. www.redwall.tv is down as I type this.
I had a pic from elsewhere in mind, but it's at Elfwood, and art there is copyrighted. I sent the artist an email today but it'll take too long.
Double drat. This 'un's near 144Kb. Be warned.
Hare is Ballaw. Badger is Rowanoak.

April 26th, 2005, 08:32 AM
Ballaw:Hullo Rowanoak!How do you think I look? I'm supposed to look like a searat.
Felldoh comes in view and chases Ballaw off.
Ballaw:Take it easy chaps!Ouch!Go easy there!Help! Help!
Searat walks in,disguised as Ballaw.Has an whole army at his back
Rowanoak:(turns to searat) With Felldoh in our troop no searat comes in this camp!

Josiah the Warrior
April 26th, 2005, 03:18 PM
Ballaw: There, there old girl, no one is saying you're fat.....
Rowanoak: Thank you my friend.
Ballaw:....but we sure are thinking it loudly.

April 26th, 2005, 07:26 PM
And now, a very special MTV Video Music Awards (C),
hosted by:
Micheal Bolton

((MTV, Mtv, VMA, and Video Music Awards are all trademarks or registered trademarks of MTV, Music Television or its subsiduaries))

April 27th, 2005, 12:39 PM
*Ballaw and Rowanoak discuss some tactics. Rowanoak ends the conversation, and is walking away when...*

Ballaw: Hey, wait!

*Catches up*

Ballaw: So, er, you goin' to this, er, battle thing tonight? Might be a laugh, eh?

Lonna Bowstripe
April 28th, 2005, 06:46 PM
Rowanoak: Hola, mi amigo!
Ballaw: Hola, er, what's 'wot wot' in Spanish?

April 28th, 2005, 09:38 PM
And now, Ballaw shall show you things you shouldn't do to a fully grown female badger.

Ballaw: I got your shoulder! I got your shoulder! I got your shoulder! I'm going to keep it! I got your... OW!

Notice how the badger chooses to punch out her opressers teeth and then maul him. Next week on National Geographic...

April 30th, 2005, 11:45 AM
What's that, win #10? :pFor the record, Cheesethief and Hisk are tied with 4 wins each. :p

Without further ado, the Oscar goes to... Badrang3. This gives him a total of 4 wins as well. Congrats!

I get the feeling that the pics I pick aren't very big hits. :o Ho hum.

May 1st, 2005, 12:14 AM
In the eternal words of the Prince of Wales, "Hurrah!


May 1st, 2005, 07:59 AM
Martin: Unhand me or I will bite you.

Badrang: Nah...I can take it.

Martin:CHOMP...haha! now you have rabies!

Badrang: I feel so cold...

Lonna Bowstripe
May 1st, 2005, 12:51 PM
Rose offscreen: I told Martin all those candied chustnuts would be the death of him!
Badrang: The Heimlic Maneuver doesn't seem to be working... Should we try CPR?

Sagrived Switpaw
May 1st, 2005, 01:05 PM
Martin: Unhand my bandanna you big fur ball!! *Cough Cough*

Badarang: I think Ill keep it, I like a good choker.

May 1st, 2005, 01:43 PM

May 1st, 2005, 03:58 PM
Badrang is surfing down an avalannce looking for Clogg.

Badrang: CLOGG? CLOGG? CLOGG!? (picks up Martin)
Martin: *ROAR!!!!*
Badrang: (pushes Martin back in the snow) Nope!

yes that was a Mulan reference if anyone is wondering. :D

May 1st, 2005, 04:56 PM
Badrang:HAH!!My stranglehold is better than Cluny's!
Martin:Yeah...seeing as I'm kinda Matthias' alter ego,I hafta agree.

Josiah the Warrior
May 1st, 2005, 09:42 PM
Badrang: Oh my gosh! You great silly there is noo way you wiegh 3 pounds!
Martin: Ho hum I'm so fat these days! I mean just look at my love handles.
Badrang: Oh well I think you look great, I wish I was in as good shape as you.
Martin: Pshh, you're the trim one.
Badrang: Oh just take the compliment.

May 3rd, 2005, 02:49 PM
For the record, Cheesethief and Hisk are tied with 4 wins each. Beginner's luck. That's all. :rolleyes:

And now for the feature presentation:

"OMG! This bandanna is like totally NEW!"

May 5th, 2005, 08:03 PM
I'm gonna give the win to Lonna.

May 5th, 2005, 08:09 PM
Badrang: My my, what stretchy skin and fur you have. Most incredible.
Martin: Did you say Incredible? I am Elastimouse! [Knocks out Badrang with an outstretched paw]

EDIT: Just my luck. :mad: Six minutes too late. Sheesh.

May 5th, 2005, 08:12 PM
Gotta be quicker next time, Rolinko. ;)

Lonna Bowstripe
May 5th, 2005, 08:20 PM
Gracias, gracias. Esta muy bien. ¿Y tu?


May 5th, 2005, 08:40 PM
I'm using the exact same cap I used the last time this pic was used. Good day. I say good day.

"I told you, I'm not setting up the badminton net until you fellows quit joking about being the 'birdies!'"

May 6th, 2005, 07:15 AM
"Now, I shall use this net to harness the power of the birds, so I CAN FLY! FLY, I SAY!"

Few Moments Later-Splat!

Lonna Bowstripe
May 6th, 2005, 06:46 PM
My bad. Martin, please change the pic in my previous post to the one below. Then delete this post.

May 6th, 2005, 08:09 PM
Martin:Charge, Freedom Fighters!
Brome:Isn't that already copyrighted?
Rose:Who cares? I see pointy thingies!

May 6th, 2005, 08:13 PM
As before, I'm using about the same cap I used the last time this pic was used. You're on a roll, Lonna.

Rose: Martin, that noose around your neck is loose again.
Martin: For the last time, it's a tie!
Brome: A shirt and tie but no pants? Are you trying to be Donkey Kong?
Martin: It's a tunic!

May 7th, 2005, 05:02 AM
You're sooo unoriginal, Lonna. ;)

But what the hey:

Just out of shot, Badrangs fearsome scorpions waited for the charge....

May 7th, 2005, 01:36 PM
Here goes my pathetic attempt...

Martin: (singing) You will find me at Marshank, on the side of a sea,
When the killings and battles are high
Where censored language is not gonna be still
'Neath the red of my Bloodwrath-y eyes,
Look for me at the fortress, when Badrang is asleep
But he'll never see another day.
'Neath the rowan and alder a promise I'll keep
Every moment that my dad's sword's away.
The war quickly turns, we give them blood'n vinegar,
All the tyrant's hordebeasts born to wane
Hear my song over the fray like the gale harsh and vulgar
And don't come back to Marshank again.

Rose: WHAT DID YOU DO TO MY SONG?! :mad: :eek:

Uh, what Martin's singing is a parody of Rose's Noonvale song when she sings to help Martin, Pallum, and Grumm from the bees.

May 7th, 2005, 01:39 PM
I'm also going to use the same caption I did last time since it was kinda funny.

Martin: Onward Freedom fighters! Let's show that tyrant Badrang what we are made of!

Rose: Ooooohhhhhhhh Martin has a nice butt.

May 7th, 2005, 02:38 PM
I can't think....grrrr.....

Barrag Barr
May 7th, 2005, 02:49 PM
Martin: onwards freedon fighters, McDonalds have a bigMac 14p 0ffer. ONWARDS!!!

Josiah the Warrior
May 7th, 2005, 09:30 PM
Martin: Is that...does it say?....Darn! Gas is still 2.17! Alright gang keep pullin' the freedom mobile till we find a gas station that doesn't charge a paw and a leg....

Lonna Bowstripe
May 7th, 2005, 09:56 PM
Has this been used before?

It's Brian and his granddaughter!

May 7th, 2005, 11:54 PM
Mmf. I messed up on my caption, and it won't let me edit it. Where it says "Where censored language is not gonna be still," I meant uncensored language. Like he's cussing against his enemy or something. It's just a thing to make Rose madder about Martin making a parody of her sweet Noonvale song into a vulgar Marshank one. :lol:

May 8th, 2005, 10:12 AM
In case Lonna's allowed the BJ baby thing...
BJ(thinking)-Hmm, good coloring, nice weight, comes with a few accessories...
BJ(talking)-I'll take it!

May 9th, 2005, 03:55 PM
Under the Caption Contest's Code of Conduct (Hereafter referred to as CCCC) all pictures must be Redwall-related. The jurisdiction of this court states that this picture, albeit one of Brian Jacques, author of said published works, is not an acceptable image. The CCCC therefore gives Lonna Bowstripe, Esq., one more chance to choose a suitable picture, else the second-placed poster on previous competition will put forward their entry.

Carry on, minions. :p

May 9th, 2005, 03:58 PM
Hey, that's my job... :(

Josiah the Warrior
May 9th, 2005, 05:42 PM
Wait wait wait. hold on here, a winner was never announced for the Martin and Freedom fighters picture......I need that win :slagar

Lonna Bowstripe
May 9th, 2005, 09:27 PM
Under the Caption Contest's Code of Conduct (Hereafter referred to as CCCC) all pictures must be Redwall-related. The jurisdiction of this court states that this picture, albeit one of Brian Jacques, author of said published works, is not an acceptable image. The CCCC therefore gives Lonna Bowstripe, Esq., one more chance to choose a suitable picture, else the second-placed poster on previous competition will put forward their entry.And who started the thread? ;)

Anyway, I'm gonna say Josiah gets the win, with Ro a close second.

Josiah the Warrior
May 9th, 2005, 09:37 PM

p.s. I forgot, how long to I have until I announce a winner?
p.p.s Thanks for the recognition of my comedic genius Lonna :slagar (I had to pay him 20 dollars)

Lonna Bowstripe
May 9th, 2005, 09:42 PM
And Josiah, congratulations on using a picture I used in my previous win! *bows*

Sunfur Zion
May 9th, 2005, 10:13 PM
Slagar: Hahahaha! Fear my menacing pose!
Tim: Snore
Sam: This is so boring!
Auma: Sigh
Mattimeo: I think my feet grew an inch.

Aleisou Swiftpounce
May 10th, 2005, 10:49 AM
Auma: Matti, is that your dad playing in that sandpit?

What? It looks like a sandpit!

May 10th, 2005, 02:26 PM
And who started the thread? I noticed that too, but...*ahem*

The CCCC is an independent organisation, which overules even the maker of aforementioned thread!

Anyway, Josiah's broken the rules, but hey, my throat is sore. ;)

"It's behind yoooooouuuuuu!"

Josiah the Warrior
May 10th, 2005, 02:51 PM
Anyway, Josiah's broken the rules, but hey, my throat is sore.

And Josiah, congratulations on using a picture I used in my previous win! *bows*
Ahh! Sorry guys! I was lazy and googled Redwall.....but yeahhhh :slagar

May 10th, 2005, 09:25 PM
Uh, I hate to "add to the clutter," so to speak, but is Josiah's contest still in session, or has it been axed, meaning I start one now, being deemed the close second by Lonna?

Josiah the Warrior
May 10th, 2005, 10:02 PM
Uh, I hate to "add to the clutter," so to speak, but is Josiah's contest still in session, or has it been axed, meaning I start one now, being deemed the close second by Lonna?
Hmmm. If you want me to I'll post another picture, but I don't mind if Rolinko posts one of his own. But I do need that win :slagar ...maybe some help from the thread starter?

May 11th, 2005, 01:07 PM
Nay! You need advice from...the CCCC!

We, being the sole judiciary system operational in this thread, have decided that Josiah the Warrior, hereafter referred to as "The Accused" shall have one more try at choosing a suitable (original, that is) picture for this caption contest. Unless Rolinko decides to get all power-hungry and egotistical on us all...

Go on, have another crack at it. I know how hard it is to find a new one, but it's nice to have a challenge. Right?

Josiah the Warrior
May 11th, 2005, 04:11 PM
Ok! If this one has been used already I'll shoot myself. *eyes gun* Here goes!


May 11th, 2005, 04:36 PM
All of a sudde i have this funny twitch in my eye.

May 12th, 2005, 02:50 PM
Actually, it has been used before. But the CCCC's disbanding due to lack of staff...temporarily, mind, but it's allowing you to continue.


"Hey...wasn't there supposed to be an apple in this somewhere? Hey! Hey! Don't-"

Cinnabarr Rivershell
May 12th, 2005, 09:57 PM
*Mattimeo watches the pendulum swing back and forth*
You are getting sleepy, o' so slllllleeeeeeeeppppyyy.

May 13th, 2005, 06:55 PM
(Off screen) Mathias: Awww, who was that?

Matti: He who smelt it dealt it...I swear!

May 13th, 2005, 07:14 PM
Ok, staring contest! Ready.... Oh, you beat me! Ok let's start again. Ready..... Oh, you beat me again! Ok, let's start again...

May 13th, 2005, 09:30 PM
"I have a sprite sheet heehee."

May 16th, 2005, 03:37 PM

May 16th, 2005, 03:57 PM
Time to reply, José!

Josiah the Warrior
May 16th, 2005, 05:07 PM
And the winner is.................

..........Wormerwing! With Badrang as a close second.

May 17th, 2005, 08:31 PM
Thank you. That puts me at... 3 wins?

May 17th, 2005, 09:13 PM
"Back off, get your own castle!"*

* the guy who coined that phrase was my drama teacher a few years ago. :D

May 18th, 2005, 06:53 AM
Fear me if you dare.

Sagrived Switpaw
May 18th, 2005, 10:08 AM
Nagru, ''Ahhhh I will slay you! You! You? *scratches wolfs head* and Hmmm who am I slaying agian????????

Red Thing, ''Me? Really fox, Uhh wolf? I thought you knew, *cheesy voice appears* That, I am the represenative of the BIG RED fabrica company, garenteed to liven up that fur coat your wearing! For a low low price that you won't beleave, and its so easy! ''Just leave your name, size's and creadit card number.''

Mariel hidden close by, ''Oh why can't he leave work at home for once????????''

May 18th, 2005, 02:22 PM
Perhaps trade regulations were a little too harsh in Southsward.

Aleisou Swiftpounce
May 18th, 2005, 03:30 PM
Nagru: "Back off, Mysterious Rugged Warrior. It's my turn to rescue the damsel in distress from yonder clichéd castle!"

May 18th, 2005, 04:41 PM
Mouse in Robe: (Using the Jedi mind trick) You will return southsward to me.
Nagru: (hypnotised) I will return southsward to you. (lets him take back southsward)
Mouse In Robe: Now you will give me that Pepsi you left near the throne.

Josiah the Warrior
May 18th, 2005, 05:07 PM
I know I'm not the descision maker here but Hisk won, wow his was funny. But Cheesethiefs may have been just as good.....but here's mine!

Dandin: Say do you know how to get to castle Floret?
Nagru: Uhhm....no.

May 22nd, 2005, 10:32 AM
Grath, gotta give you props for the lean toward Star Wars and pop/soda (don't get started on it anybody), but I gotta give it to Hisk for the...


May 23rd, 2005, 02:14 PM
Yay! :D


May 23rd, 2005, 02:25 PM
Martin Decides to swim the English Channel with his sword in his paws. But soon learns that it is not a good idea to do so after loosing one of his ears.

May 23rd, 2005, 02:53 PM
Already been used, but what the heck.

"Darnit, this sword's custom made!"

May 23rd, 2005, 03:21 PM
Martin:fooey on Arwen, watch this...AHHHHHHHH!

And with that, the waves crashed on him for his limited knowledge of the LOTR-verse, having only watched the movies, for in fact, Legolas was the watercaster

May 23rd, 2005, 03:35 PM
Wow, this is my first time entering. It seems that today I'm in a 'captioning mood' or something like that.

Martin: Hey, he stole my cheese!

Sort of random, but whatever :p

Josiah the Warrior
May 23rd, 2005, 06:55 PM
The tragic end of Martin the Warrior:

Martin: Arg! Now I'm certain that stoat was lying when he said swords double as life rafts....

Aleisou Swiftpounce
May 24th, 2005, 10:28 AM
"...Mustn't... let it... go... rusty!"

May 24th, 2005, 05:03 PM
Aw man, how come I always have to chop the water for dinner?

Lonna Bowstripe
May 24th, 2005, 09:17 PM
"Well, never touch rusty nails, but does this apply to swords?"

Sagrived Switpaw
May 24th, 2005, 09:46 PM
Ah!!!!!!! Die Tsunami!!!!!!!!!!

Aleisou Swiftpounce
May 25th, 2005, 04:01 PM
Aw man, how come I always have to chop the water for dinner?
*cracks up* Random! I guess I'm not gonna win then. :p

May 26th, 2005, 09:10 PM
Mmf. I'm probably not going to win this, with all the other hilarous entries, but I like makin' parodies. XD

Random Warrior soon to be Abbey Champion-Yeah, they were rushin' and panickin' and movin' to the hysteria,
And just when it hit me Martin came in my dreams and shouted,

Martin: Slay that funky vermin young mouse,
Slay that funky vermin right,
Slay that funky vermin, young mouse,
Lay down that cowardice and slay that funky vermin or you'll die…

Rose: *off-screen* Martin, how many times did I tell you to quit all hopes for a singing career? You shouldn't have volunteered for this Redwall disco play production...

Er, doesn't really fit the picture, but imagine the water is smoke and there you have it.

Josiah the Warrior
June 2nd, 2005, 04:36 PM
Hisk, isn't is about time to declare a winner?............... Named...Jo...si....ah *slips Hisk $20* :slagar

But seriously, I think it is time to pick a winner.

June 2nd, 2005, 04:49 PM
Winner is Grath. Sorry Josiah, I don't take bribes under $100.

Josiah the Warrior
June 2nd, 2005, 07:07 PM
Winner is Grath. Sorry Josiah, I don't take bribes under $100.
*looks dejectedly at wallet* :slagar

June 2nd, 2005, 08:08 PM
Huh? :confused: My caption was funnier than Sagrived Switpaws????? Uh I guess I should go find a funny pic then, brb.

Sagrived Switpaw
June 2nd, 2005, 08:11 PM
*ears droop* Ah come on. You dident get it? you Hmmmm, OK.

June 2nd, 2005, 08:15 PM
Yeah you know can I turn my winnings over to Sagrived Switpaw. I don't think he has won one yet.

Sagrived Switpaw
June 2nd, 2005, 08:19 PM
I was sort of hoping to win one by? maby my Humor? But nobody understands it. So you better keep it. I "probably" coulden't find a good one.

June 2nd, 2005, 11:37 PM
Eh alright I'll add the pic here. I'm still surprised Hisk did not get the joke "Tsarmina=Tsunami. Oh well. heres my pic.


Aleisou Swiftpounce
June 3rd, 2005, 05:24 AM
If there was one thing Skalrag hated, it was having to serve his master when there was something strange stuck to the back of his head.

June 3rd, 2005, 11:46 AM
Skalrag: Err... Master about my pay check I kinda need one...
Badrang: Why?
Skalrag: If you haven't noticed I need a new wait scratch that I NEED some pants!
Badrang: I'll put you on the waiting list...
Hisk: *walks up* Hey Badrang I haven't had a square meal in 12 days would you care to give me some extra servings for dinner?
Badrang: Yeah, sure.
Skalrag: 0_o

Lonna Bowstripe
June 3rd, 2005, 11:57 AM

Badrang: "No, I'm sorry Skalrag, but I still don't like tomatoes."

Josiah the Warrior
June 3rd, 2005, 04:22 PM
Unfortunately for young Hisk, he took the meaning of "dethroning" a bit too literally....

June 3rd, 2005, 04:32 PM
*That would be Badrang. Can't think of anything right now....

June 3rd, 2005, 04:44 PM
Badrang: "Now what's this Skalrag? Answer me or I'll throw you in the prison pit!" *thinking* Wait...I can't...we're in Hellgates.

Skalrag: "Erm, it appears to be a favorite past time among deceased slaves, m'lord. There is a target next to your seat, er, throne. They throw it, hit the target, then you get dunked in water. And since they're inhabitants from the good side of the Dark Forest, they'll obviously win..."

Badrang: "Watching piles of nothingness beat me?" *gulps* "Now that's eternal torture...what was yours?"

Skalrag: *gulps like Badrang did* "I'm next."

Nora the Rover
June 3rd, 2005, 07:55 PM
After several 'mysterious' incidents - the last of which he 'accidentially' caused Badrang's footpaw to break while waterskiing - Skalrag decided to finally get the whole, stupid business over with and push Badrangs wheelchair off a cliff.

*Huzzah for randomness...*

June 4th, 2005, 05:41 AM
Titanic with wheelchairs? You know, I'm sure films used to be more original.

June 4th, 2005, 11:51 AM
Badrang:Thats right, I'm the Tyrant of musical chairs!

June 11th, 2005, 12:00 PM
oops almost forgot about this. and boy was this a tough one to pick, you guys are so funny.

But I pick Nora the Rover for her random silliness.

Nora the Rover
June 11th, 2005, 05:24 PM

I don't know why, but I find the Redwall Opera pictures hilarious - even without a caption. o_0


Josiah the Warrior
June 11th, 2005, 08:56 PM
Bull Sparra/Cluny: You pick up that brick!
Matthias: I don't wanna!

.......it seemed funny at the time.... :slagar

June 12th, 2005, 09:04 AM
Argh! Backlock!

Lonna Bowstripe
June 12th, 2005, 11:08 AM
"That thing on the ground... It's a voodoo doll!"

June 13th, 2005, 12:55 PM
Matthias:In sleep he annoyed me, in scenes he came,
That voice which condemns me, and shouts my name.
And do I dream again? For I confer
The Monarch of the Sparrabirds is here-in the rafters.

King Bull Sparra:Sing once again with me, our strange duet,
My power over you, grows stronger yet.
And though you wither at me, waiting for hereafter,
The Monarch of the Sparrabirds is here-in the rafters-

Warbeak (which I am assuming is the one with the brick): *interrupting* You're singing the wrong script! I knew we shouldn't've volunteered to do an opera with a director nicknamed "Big Ripo..."

Eh. Huzzah for my parodies and I! I couldn't help doing on the Phantom of the Opera. And "Big Ripo" sounds like "big-rip-off." Heheh.

June 14th, 2005, 03:10 PM

THAT is the only caption worthy of that picture :p

Cinnabarr Rivershell
June 14th, 2005, 04:11 PM
*Bull Sparra looks over at the tied up brick*
Bull Sparra: "Matthias, go walk my dog."
Matthias: "Sir, that's not your dog. It is a block of brick."
Bull Sparra: "Nonsense, Scrappy looks as fit as the day I first got him. Now walk my dog, darnit! He hasn't had any exercise all day!"
Matthias: "Sir, your dog died a long time ago, and in your grief you found a piece of brick, tied a rope/leash around it, and have since then pretended that it is your dog. I'm doing this for your own good. IT...IS...A....Piece....of....BRICK!!!!!!!!"
Bull Sparra: *kicks Matthias to the ground* Shut up! Shut up! Stop telling me these lies!!!"

June 14th, 2005, 05:29 PM
"for The Last Time! We're not Chickadees!"