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Nora the Rover
June 16th, 2005, 08:20 PM
Well - it's been a few days now. I've decided that the victory goes to Chosha, for his/her, (sorry, I don't know...), superb creativity. :cool:

Lonna Bowstripe
June 28th, 2005, 07:07 PM
It's been 12 days, so I'm going to post a picture. However, I'm going to be gone for a week, so I'm giving the judging athority to Ringmaster.
http://sullivanet.com/redwall/encyc/scans/rakketytam/gulo1.gif

Chosha
June 28th, 2005, 10:38 PM
*rushes in* Sorry. Was gone for two weeks and only had a day of internet and used it for the "Our own Redwall story" on the fanfiction board. So...what should I do? I can make an entry for this one, maybe...

Aubretia
June 29th, 2005, 02:48 AM
when r we getting a new pic? a wnna have a go at this comp
P.S. u don't WIN anything , do u?....

Badrang3
June 29th, 2005, 12:48 PM
The pic is that of Gulos head. And if you win, you get to post the next caption.

As for my entry:

Gulo eventually became so hungry, that he actually ate the entire lower half of his body.

Chosha
July 1st, 2005, 05:28 PM
I'm going to enter anyway...for the Gulo picture.

Ermine: "Next on 'Villianous Idol...' Gulo the Savage!"

*Gulo appears center stage with woodlander back-up singers and a microphone. He starts singing.*

Gulo
"Burning, I roar, I break from the horde,
I'm on the hunt, I'm after you!
Want that Walking Stone, feel like a cyclone,
And I'm hungry like the wolf!
Taking some lives, it's discord and strife,
I'm on the hunt, I'm after you!
Mouth is alive with juices like wine,
And I'm hungry like the wolf!"

Woodlander Army: "Hungry? Sounds like dinner time!" *scatter in all directions*

Gulo:"What?"

*Camera moves to judges' table.*

Shard: "I'm hungry for some talent here."

Zurig(or whoever that was who took over Shard's place in the book): "Oh, aye!"

Freeta: *nods*

Hehe, get the Shrek 2 "Far Far Away Idol" reference? I also mixed that with a parody of mine. :D

Goddess of Darkness
July 11th, 2005, 02:46 PM
Has this topic died, or just gone into a coma?

Rolinko
July 14th, 2005, 11:43 AM
For the last time, Redwall and X-Men don't mix.

Alliriyan
July 14th, 2005, 12:21 PM
Who could compete with Chosha's?

However, first try at this so be gentle.

'Gulo stared into the lake, waiting for inspiration, a wildfire epiphany. The thought that crept into his head was this:
Now THAT'S what I call a bad fur day!
His inspiration:
I can try NEW Meatball Essences shampoo! Yes! Yes! Yes!'

Rip off of Herbal Essences shampoo, in case you havent seen it.

Chosha
July 24th, 2005, 05:03 PM
Has this topic died, or just gone into a coma?

Guess it died/gone into a coma again...

I hope Lonna and/or Ringmaster come a judge already...

Cheesethief
July 25th, 2005, 05:37 AM
The CCCC must intervene. We hereby grant user "Chosa" (hereafter referred to as "the condemned") the ability to post the next picture in this "Caption Competition" (Redwall). The condemned will accept. That is all.

Chosha
July 27th, 2005, 04:23 PM
Okay, new picture...

http://www.sullivanet.com/redwall/encyc/scans/triss/bluddbeak.jpg

Orlando The Axe911
July 27th, 2005, 06:14 PM
Ok I think this is Argulor.
Argulor lookes down and sees a open window and Tsmaria doing a dance.
Argulor takes off and crashes into the window.
Tsamaria: That's why I use Windex.

Cheesethief
July 28th, 2005, 08:45 AM
At the Redwall Karaoke Party, Bluddbeak was a big hit with his version of "I Believe I Can Fly".

Rolinko
July 31st, 2005, 10:34 PM
“AFLAK!!!”

Chosha
August 6th, 2005, 06:27 PM
Less is more. :)

It's been more than five days, but I'll choose the winner...

Orlando! (By the way, it wasn't Argulor)

Step up and collect your prize!

Hisk
August 11th, 2005, 06:53 PM
He's left the site I think. Best choose the second place winner and get this thing moving again.

Chosha
August 11th, 2005, 08:51 PM
Okay...2nd place...Rolinko!

Tape Recorder: "Come up here and collect your prize!"

Rolinko
August 12th, 2005, 02:35 PM
http://www.noxkids.ru/Slides/742.jpg

Dawarrior
August 12th, 2005, 04:18 PM
Squirrel of the front. " You don't want to play tag? Please Martin please?"
Martin: What's in it for me?
Squirrel in the front: Oreos!
Martin: Hail the oreos.

Iyla
August 12th, 2005, 08:31 PM
Dandin:Quick, Durry. Grab the hobbit..er Bowly, and let's get out of here

Sagrived Switpaw
August 12th, 2005, 08:59 PM
Group on the right: You three? Beat it! This is our road!!!!!!

Hisk
August 12th, 2005, 10:14 PM
Is it just me, or did we take a wrong turn at Iceland?

Grath
August 12th, 2005, 10:26 PM
Martin and friends reenact a scene from "The Last of the Mohicans."

Badrang3
August 13th, 2005, 10:26 AM
Gawtribe: Sorry, but you have to pay a toll to get pass.

Martin: No exceptions?

Gawtribe: Sorry, but a toll is a toll. And a roll is a roll. And if we don't get no tolls then we don't get no rolls.

Lonna Bowstripe
August 13th, 2005, 12:27 PM
Martin: "Are those Cherbium or Seraphim?"
Dinny: "Neither. I think it's a bunch of naked squirrels."

Kratos
August 13th, 2005, 01:19 PM
Pallum:"PLEASE Martin,lemme hold your paw.I seriously am female this time."
Martin:"Hmm....gender-confused hedgehog or deadly squirrels..which one..."

Cheesethief
August 13th, 2005, 02:39 PM
Pikachu, I choose you!

Rolinko
August 17th, 2005, 04:15 PM
Wow! What a haul.
1st place: Lonna. (I must be getting predictable… though I didn’t even think about the squirrels’ attire when I picked the pic)
2nd place: Hisk. (Though I’m not sure what Iceland’s got to do with the pic…)
3rd place: Grath. (Though I hate Last of the Mohicans…)
With all the repeats lately, I decided to waste my time making a list of all past pics. You can’t use these.
http://animeguides.free.fr/series/redwall/redwall.jpg
http://animeguides.free.fr/series/redwall/redwall2.jpg
http://bookweb.kinokuniya.co.jp/kimgdata/35702/3570261026.jpg
http://i6.photobucket.com/albums/y234/Krete/Bellmaker.jpg
http://katiesullivan.web.aplus.net/redwall/encyc/scans/basil.jpg
http://lookinside2-images.amazon.com/Qffs+v35lepv2Bu4k+rPPyGOKt2Ux3xEowabHwtICnm/aYwTcj829XGgPFRgeyAT
http://sullivanet.com/redwall/encyc/scans/rakketytam/gulo1.gif
http://www.current.org/ch/ch0106redwall.jpg
http://www.deviantart.com/view/11513809/
http://www.geocities.com/queenofnort/NV-constance_cornflower_matthias.gif
http://www.noxkids.ru/Slides/742.jpg
http://www.noxkids.ru/Slides/760.jpg
http://www.redwall.org/images/anime.gif
http://www.redwall.org/images/introb.jpg
http://www.redwall.org/images/noonvale.jpg
http://www.redwall.org/images/opdel/opdel7.jpg
http://www.redwall.org/images/opdel/opdel8.jpg
http://www.redwall.org/images/patrol.gif
http://www.redwall.org/images/winter04.jpg
http://www.redwall.org/redwall/finbarr.html
http://www.redwall.org/redwall/martin.html
http://www.redwall.tv/images/martin/badrang-gulls2.jpg
http://www.redwall.tv/images/martin/clogg-badrang-side.jpg
http://www.redwall.tv/images/martin/fox-nonchalant.jpg
http://www.redwall.tv/images/martin/martin-cu.jpg
http://www.redwall.tv/images/martin/martin-slagar-vitch.jpg
http://www.redwall.tv/images/matti/others/orlando-fire-axe.jpg
http://www.redwall.tv/images/matti/slagar/slagar-halftail.jpg
http://www.redwall.tv/images/matti/slagar/slags-1.jpg
http://www.redwall.tv/images/matti/vitch/rat25.jpg
http://www.redwall.tv/images/matti/vitch/rat8.jpg
http://www.redwall.tv/images/matti/vitch/vitch11.jpg
http://www.redwall.tv/images/redwall/cluny-blockade.jpg
http://www.redwall.tv/images/redwall/matthias-and-shield.jpg
http://www.redwall.tv/images/redwall/snow-moonlight.jpg
http://www.sullivanet.com/redwall/encyc/scans/luke/martin_lol2.jpg
http://www.sullivanet.com/redwall/encyc/scans/marlfox/ascrod.jpg
http://www.sullivanet.com/redwall/encyc/scans/triss/bluddbeak.jpg
http://www.toonhound.com/redwall.jpg
http://www.uen.org/kulc/images/series_images/RDWL-redwall.jpg

Hisk
August 17th, 2005, 05:12 PM
Though I’m not sure what Iceland’s got to do with the pic…
Iceland would be what they'd pass on thier way to North America...hence the natives.

Lonna Bowstripe
August 17th, 2005, 05:18 PM
Yay! :D Actually, I have no idea why I posted that–completely random–but oh well. :p
http://www.redwall.org/images/urgan.gif
It's Urgan Nagru.

Ember Nickel
August 17th, 2005, 05:22 PM
Ooh! Ooh! It's a frozen panther!

Badrang3
August 17th, 2005, 06:18 PM
Help! Silvamord! I'm being attacked from behind by a floating fur coat! AAArgh!

Sagrived Switpaw
August 17th, 2005, 10:48 PM
Urgan Nagru: Alright now I must say, enough! The dry cleaning bill is way too large this season!!!! Why is this coat non-machine wash? Why?

Dan
August 18th, 2005, 12:57 AM
http://www.redwall.org/images/urgan.gif
It's Urgan Nagru.

Urgan: Fun in rabbit!

[Hordesbeasts run about]

But it won't save you money on car insurance.

...Yeah.

Chickenhound
August 18th, 2005, 08:53 AM
Urgan: Does this pose make me look fat? :eek:

Chosha
August 18th, 2005, 12:24 PM
*Urgan Nagru plays air guitar*

Urgan Nagru:*screams* "NOW!
NOW!"
*sings* "Gimme the castle now or you'll di-high!" *sticks tongue out like a rock star*

*guitar riff*

Silvamord: "How does he do that on an invisible guitar?"

What? He looked like a rock star on air guitar sticking his tongue out!

Dan
August 18th, 2005, 04:36 PM
Ok I changed my mind.

Narrator: Saddam Hussein's alter ego, Nagru Hussein, jumps out to attack the roving tribes of his own people.

x_x;

Iyla
August 18th, 2005, 08:04 PM
"And next down the runway, we have one of our premier models, Urgan Nagru. This season, Urgan has totally revolutionized the phrase 'Fur coat'.

Agravaine
August 19th, 2005, 12:02 AM
"Peek-a-boo!"

Dawarrior
August 19th, 2005, 04:18 AM
Urgan Nagura was playing hide and seek with his horde. " Come on guys come out!"

Lonna Bowstripe
August 19th, 2005, 08:33 PM
New rule. Since we usally have a flood of captions in the first day, then the thread dies, it's either 5 days or 10 captions, whichever comes first.
Iyla wins, a close second by Switpaw.

Iyla
August 20th, 2005, 10:52 AM
http://www.redwallnytt.nu/_pict/_main/forstasida-redwall.gif

YES! I am a winner!

Dawarrior
August 20th, 2005, 11:39 AM
" Wait a second? I'm Martin aren't I? Then why the heck am I on the cover of the redwall book? Shouldn't I be on the cover of Martin the Warrior? Or Mossflower? Ok everybody now I must rebel! I will shout a word a badger would say. EULIAAAAAAAAAAAAA!"
Pretty random but hey I couldn't think of anything else.

Ringmaster
August 20th, 2005, 12:41 PM
*Redwall TV theme* :rolleyes:

Badrang3
August 20th, 2005, 12:54 PM
During the battle of Marshank, Martin accidently fell into a portal that led him to... THE ORANGE TITLE PAGE ZONE!

Ember Nickel
August 20th, 2005, 02:25 PM
Matthias: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! *charges*
Cluny (not pictured): Well at least Cornflower isn't your sister.

Sagrived Switpaw
August 20th, 2005, 09:39 PM
Martin: Ah! Orange totally clashes with this jerkin! New plan, Kill the illustrator! Charge!












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Rat's! lets hope I win this one.

Rillflag27
August 21st, 2005, 02:05 AM
Stolen from Akkess last year...I'll never forget this caption:

Martin: "Llama!"

Iyla
August 22nd, 2005, 03:38 PM
Okay, its been awhile, so I'm going to say that.... drumroll.... Badrang is the winner!

Shadow's Forge
August 22nd, 2005, 06:06 PM
http://www.redwallnytt.nu/_pict/_main/forstasida-redwall.gif

YES! I am a winner!

"And thus the revolution against the humans begins... No more will your 'mouse-traps' and 'cats' avail you, simpletons!"

Badrang3
August 22nd, 2005, 08:31 PM
Hoorah!

This picture amuses me everytime I see it.

http://www.sullivanet.com/redwall/encyc/scans/bellows.jpg

Shadow's Forge
August 22nd, 2005, 09:10 PM
"Okay, kid, we can do this the easy way, or the hard way. Your choice. Give us the ringt info, you get tasty pie. ???? us off, and you get the roller. Savvy?"

Dawarrior
August 23rd, 2005, 06:41 AM
The mouse: Ok Martha now that i'm on your show on wensday I baked this pie.
Martha Stewart sniffs it: CURSES YOU DIDN'T FOLLOW THE RECIPE! NOW I SHALL TURN INTO DEMON MONSTER ROAR! TO THE DARK GATES YOU GO!
The mouse: No don't eat me!
Martha Stewart with mancinal laughing: I WILL EAT YOU AND THAT STUPID PIE!
Martha lifts mouse up and eats it. Martha: Pretty good. Mouse pies. Yes that'll be in the 2006 recipe book.
What did you think.

Cheesethief
August 23rd, 2005, 08:30 AM
"NOOOOOOO! NOOOOO! AIEEEEEE!" *Sounds of snapping bones and tearing flesh*
"I said just a touch of almond, fool!"

Sagrived Switpaw
August 23rd, 2005, 04:05 PM
Box office man: "And now dear fans, this is a picture for BJ's brand new movie, RedWall meets Psycho!" *Circles ear with pointer finger*
"Appearing in a theater near you!"

Iyla
August 23rd, 2005, 07:42 PM
"We must throw the one pie into the fire!"

Rolinko
August 25th, 2005, 04:24 PM
The long-kept-secret truth about humans in the world of Redwall: while the woodland creatures are as large as us humans in our world, humans are as small as our world's woodland creatures (and are commonly trodden upon by oblivious -- and often portly -- creatures).

(I bet you thought I was going to say they ATE them.)

Dawarrior
August 28th, 2005, 03:33 PM
Declare The Winner!

Badrang3
August 28th, 2005, 04:17 PM
Sagrived wins!

Sagrived Switpaw
August 28th, 2005, 08:57 PM
Yes! Score!
BRB must find a funny pic!

P.S How do I post pics? Though that might be important!

Sagrived Switpaw
August 28th, 2005, 09:59 PM
I still can't figure out how to post it?
Help? Its a picture of Trugg. (see "Trugg" Redwall Encyclopedia)

Cornflower
August 28th, 2005, 10:53 PM
http://img398.imageshack.us/img398/3844/trugg6ai.jpg
I think this is the image you want to post. Oh, and to show pictures, just click on http://forums.longpatrolclub.com/images/editor/insertimage.gif when posting and a box will pop up so you can paste the link to the image. Once you do that it will show up when you post your message.

Sagrived Switpaw
August 29th, 2005, 10:42 AM
Thankyou! That might be helpful. ;)

Enjoy!

Shadow's Forge
August 29th, 2005, 01:22 PM
http://img398.imageshack.us/img398/3844/trugg6ai.jpg
"Just as it is dangerous to run with scissors, it is doubly so to run with a spear."

Iyla
August 29th, 2005, 03:19 PM
"Harry stretched out his arm for the snitch, falling off of his broom in the process."

Dawarrior
August 30th, 2005, 05:31 AM
" The redwall version of another one bites the dust."

Grath
August 31st, 2005, 08:29 PM
mouse: so this is what suspended animation is like, now if only I can get at that cheese over there.

Lonna Bowstripe
September 1st, 2005, 06:35 PM
Sadly, Trugg's tail somehow got plastered in with the wall.

Sagrived Switpaw
September 2nd, 2005, 03:50 PM
Ok, I hve to give this one to.........Shadows Forge, with a close second by Grath.

(I would have enterd something like, "Safe!!!!!" but thats just me! ;))

Shadow's Forge
September 2nd, 2005, 08:06 PM
Since I have won, I assume I post the next picture.

I do hope photoshopped images are allowed:

http://i22.photobucket.com/albums/b331/ShadowForge762/Photoshop%20Phun/Redwall.jpg

Ember Nickel
September 3rd, 2005, 06:29 AM
We always wondered what was beyond the Eastern Sea, and now we know.

Cheesethief
September 3rd, 2005, 11:09 AM
The little-known first draft of Redwall was turned down by publishers, who sent a reply to Brian Jacques stating that it was "just too violent", and asking "what kind of sicko are you?"

Badrang3
September 3rd, 2005, 11:29 AM
Giant hay carts? Those are SO yesterday, Cluny.

Josiah the Warrior
September 3rd, 2005, 02:45 PM
The original version of Redwall: Of Mice and Tanks.

Dawarrior
September 3rd, 2005, 03:59 PM
Matthias: TO WAR!
Cornflower: Why are we in Dessert Storm?
Matthias: I guess Brian Jacques wants to poke some good fun at the war!
Cornflower: Ok whatever. GET THE GUNS READY!

Shadow's Forge
September 4th, 2005, 09:43 PM
Hmm...

I declare Badrang3 the winner.

Badrang3
September 6th, 2005, 07:42 PM
Hoo-rah!

http://www.petelyon.co.uk/gallery/artwork/paint/redwall.jpg

Sagrived Switpaw
September 6th, 2005, 08:24 PM
Cheesethief (hiding): "Chief ya need to just admit it, were lost!"
Cluny: "Who said that, you mangy scum?" *Lashes horse with tail*
Redtooth: "Beg pardon yer honor, might we stop and ask for directions?"
Cluny: “Their is none to ask, you witless fool! No wait, there is my future enemy hiding by that over-sized flower!”
*Cart stops*
Cluny: “Which way to the Redthingy place future enemy?”
Matthias: “I’m not telling you!”

Josiah the Warrior
September 6th, 2005, 10:22 PM
The Midevil Schoolbus

Rolinko
September 6th, 2005, 10:34 PM
"Shiiiiire.....Baaaaagginnnnnsssss....."
"...Uh...th-there ain't no Bagginses around here...th-they're up in Hobbiton...th-that way!"

Shadow's Forge
September 6th, 2005, 11:24 PM
The taxi quality around Mossflower has been steadily going downhill ever since they tore up the asphault roads

Cheesethief
September 7th, 2005, 02:40 PM
Ah...the old Redwall UK artwork.

"How far to Redwall?"
"Hey, I just work here!"

Ember Nickel
September 7th, 2005, 02:47 PM
White Witch: Always winter and never Christmas! I am one evil lady!
Matthias: Uh we don't have religion in Redwall.

Chosha
September 7th, 2005, 09:04 PM
Matthias: "I am going to fend off Cluny and save Redwall...with this peice of wheaty grass I have in my paw!"

Dawarrior
September 10th, 2005, 03:28 PM
Matthias: AGH! A hand from with in the bushes.
The hand's owner: Smeagol!
Matthias: It's Micheal Jackson!
Micheal Jackson: Quite Cluny will hear you. Let me help you.
Matthias: Yeah right I'd rather die. HEY CLUNY OVER HERE!
Micheal Jackson: No little boy don't!
Cluny: It's a little mouse kill it!
Matthias: Yay!

Badrang3
September 10th, 2005, 03:42 PM
After much deliberation, I say Rolinko's was the best.

Rolinko
September 10th, 2005, 06:02 PM
Hosé, no way! I actually found Ember Nickel's to be rather funny, if only because I started reading The Lion, the Witch and the Wardrobe for the first time just a few days ago. Moving along...
http://www.ket.org/images/nola/RDWL__.1035246.200x150.jpg
I guess I find this funny. Of course, that doesn't mean it'll make for good captions. Heh.

Josiah the Warrior
September 10th, 2005, 06:04 PM
As the party became drastically duller and duller, Clogg decided to kick things up a notch (bam!) by consuming a live lobster. Little did he know how much he would regret the hasty decision.

Ember Nickel
September 10th, 2005, 07:14 PM
Thanks, Rolinko!

My caption for this one:

Beast being eaten: Great. Not only am I being eaten, I am being eaten by what appears to be a braided male. This is disturbing.

Ferahgo the Assassin
September 10th, 2005, 07:22 PM
Consuming copious amounts of grog often made Clogg accept strange and potentially painful bets. Still, if he did it, Badrang had to wear a dress.

Sagrived Switpaw
September 10th, 2005, 08:02 PM
Lobster: *sniffs twice* "Well at least I faught to the bitter end and......hum? Do I dectect a hint of minty freshness?"

Other lobster off screen: "Crusty allways was a little strange?"

Dawarrior
September 10th, 2005, 08:55 PM
Just another Redwall contestant on Fear Factor.

Chickenhound
September 11th, 2005, 11:05 AM
The classic:

Tastes like Chicken[(hound)] ;) :lol:

Cheesethief
September 11th, 2005, 02:13 PM
Severe tonsilitis. Ouch.

Shadow's Forge
September 11th, 2005, 04:01 PM
"Screw what my doctor says. Anti-cholesterol boys, eat your hearts out!"

Lonna Bowstripe
September 11th, 2005, 05:38 PM
Bob the lobster didn't mind that the felon was eating him; he cared more that it had an elbow braid.

Baby Rollo
September 11th, 2005, 05:50 PM
The reason why lobsterfest at Red Lobster ended :(

Lonna Bowstripe
September 11th, 2005, 05:58 PM
Rollo--No. It can't be. :eek: You posted in the bookshelf!

Iyla
September 11th, 2005, 09:03 PM
Clogg (pulling lobster out of throat): And I thought it was just a little piece of gristle.

Rolinko
September 12th, 2005, 03:25 PM
You’ve exceeded my expectations for that picture, all of you! :eek: Props go to Ferahgo for utterly confounding me above all others, and to Baby Rollo for what I hope will be the first of many posts in the Bookshelf. The winner is… ah so many to choose from… I’ll have to go with Iyla.

Iyla
September 12th, 2005, 08:07 PM
http://www.sullivanet.com/redwall/encyc/scans/gael.jpg

*hopes this one hasn't been posted*

Josiah the Warrior
September 12th, 2005, 08:42 PM
"Is that a.....? I....I don't know what that is, I think I'll hit it with this broom..."

Edit: Perhaps that was too random....

Ember Nickel
September 13th, 2005, 06:28 AM
Craklyn: Not a seventh pearl of Lutra?

Sagrived Switpaw
September 13th, 2005, 02:48 PM
Abbey beast: "Eather I'm carring a torch, or somebody has lit my broom on fire?" *looks up* "Hummm????"

Dawarrior
September 13th, 2005, 05:47 PM
Mouse: Harry! I did it I started my broom on fire with magic!

Shadow's Forge
September 13th, 2005, 11:46 PM
"What, so Martin had a sword. Ooh, big deal. Who's got big brass ones? A mouse with a sword or a squirrel who's gonna beat your tail with a little stick broom?"

Aubretia
September 14th, 2005, 01:06 AM
I've got your broom, witch! Now you can't escape... waaaaiiiiit. What you you do- arggghhh!!! my eyes! No-no put it back on, please, I beg you!!

Chickenhound
September 14th, 2005, 06:43 PM
Is it a bird? A plane? NO! It's...............a frog with a Superman Cape!

Iyla
September 14th, 2005, 07:16 PM
Josiah's wins.

Josiah the Warrior
September 14th, 2005, 09:20 PM
A bit unorthodox but still a Redwal pic nonetheless: (sorry I don't know how to post it properly)

http://www.studiostatue.info/images/374_martin.jpg

Sagrived Switpaw
September 14th, 2005, 09:37 PM
Martin: "Ahhh!!! The Pain, the horror, the.........Claymation?????????? "Badrang you scum!"

Badrang: "You think I did this mouse? Look at me!"

*Looks at clay self*

Martin: "You mean you diden't do this?"

Badrang: *Shakes head*

Gabool off screen: "Mu ha ha ha ha haaaaaaa, my cheap animation sceam is
working!"

Martin and Badrang: "And you are???????"

__________________________________________________ __-
That to is sort of random.....I guess.

Shadow's Forge
September 15th, 2005, 12:41 AM
"I haven't had my coffee yet, so don't p*** me off."

Dawarrior
September 15th, 2005, 05:32 AM
Here's your image http://www.studiostatue.info/images/374_martin.jpg
Martin: No I've been frozen into Carbinite!
Han Solo: Shut up or I'll have my wookie friend rip off your freakin arms!

Barkstripe
September 15th, 2005, 06:05 AM
Martin: Fear me if you....darn. I can't move. Someone help me

Wormerwing
September 15th, 2005, 08:57 PM
Martin:Rose, I know you want good Christmas cards, but TAKE THE PICTURE ALREADY!

Iyla
September 15th, 2005, 09:04 PM
Wind! Water! Earth! Fire! Heart! Martin!- banna naanaanana-- Captain Planet!

Goddess of Darkness
September 16th, 2005, 05:57 PM
WOO. This page is the answer to life, the universe, and everything. :D

Ember Nickel
September 16th, 2005, 06:08 PM
WOO. This page is the answer to life, the universe, and everything. :D
Yes! I was hoping to be the first one to post here, so I'd have the opportunity to mention it, but...no caption. Say...that gives me an idea.

Martin: Yes! The answer to life, the universe, and everything is-*gets frozen in statueness*

Goddess of Darkness
September 16th, 2005, 06:23 PM
Say...that gives me an idea.
Glad to be inspirational... :lol:

Chickenhound
September 16th, 2005, 07:58 PM
Uhh....Um.....*thinks of something smart to caption as*

Announcer: Martin finally meet his match when he met Darth Vadar. He always was able to stare someone down, but now.....


(cheap ripoff :lol: )

Josiah the Warrior
September 16th, 2005, 08:04 PM
Everyone's captions were great so this was hard, but in the end I went with the one that made me laugh the most.............................................. .................................................. ..............................................




.......Wormerwing! That was simply hilarious. :slagar

Wormerwing
September 16th, 2005, 11:26 PM
Thank you very much. That puts me at...four. How much is the lead?

http://205.250.3.146:6510/images/martin/clogg-crony-trio.jpg

It hasn't been used before, has it?

Hisk
September 16th, 2005, 11:32 PM
Rat: "Uh, bawss, I finished mounting your legs above that-"

Clogg: "Shut up and tell the surgeon he's fired."

Josiah the Warrior
September 16th, 2005, 11:50 PM
Clogg: Is hanging my exspansive gut over the side too distasteful, or will Badrang's lot accept it as a pirate thing?
Rat: Nonsense, cap'n! You look spectacular!
Clogg: Well I have been working out....

Aubretia
September 17th, 2005, 02:04 AM
Come on fleanag, you lazy horse, move it! Yes! He's won!

Don't ask why I wrote this.

Chickenhound
September 17th, 2005, 07:51 AM
Clogg: And every last inch of me is covered in FAT!!!!

Rat: That's awesome boss. Sing it again!

Clogg: *Sings again*

Other rat: *stabs clogg in back to stop the singing*




^^Ok that was bad

Shadow's Forge
September 17th, 2005, 02:25 PM
I cannot see or view the picture. I think the link broke

Dawarrior
September 17th, 2005, 04:08 PM
Clogg: Where is the land?
Rat: LANDHOYE!
Clogg: Mcdonalds here I come.

Cheesethief
September 18th, 2005, 03:34 PM
http://llamabutchers.mu.nu/archives/jabba%20moore%20and%20carters.jpg -Just ignore the photoshopping.

Hisk
September 18th, 2005, 03:56 PM
Wasn't this the "Redwall Caption Constest" as apposed to the "Redwall Find a Similar Picture Contest"?

Josiah the Warrior
September 18th, 2005, 11:19 PM
Cheese-LOL dude.

Cheesethief
September 19th, 2005, 02:55 PM
Wasn't this the "Redwall Caption Constest" as apposed to the "Redwall Find a Similar Picture Contest"? Well, uh..."Coming, mum!" Sorry, get back to you on that one. ;)

Wormerwing
September 19th, 2005, 04:57 PM
Uh, I was gone when the ten post/five days rule was created. Do those posts about Cheese's insanity count?

Cheesethief
September 20th, 2005, 03:36 PM
It's been long enough. Go for it, Wormers.


How much is the lead? I believe I'm tied with someone around five.

Wormerwing
September 20th, 2005, 06:45 PM
Those were all awesome, but for some reason Hisk always does really good ones when I choose the pic.

In other words, goes to Hisk, it does

Hisk
September 21st, 2005, 09:18 PM
Yay!

Well, er, I drew this a few days ago, and it could probebly use a good caption:

http://tn3-1.deviantart.com/300W/fs7.deviantart.com/i/2005/261/9/4/L__Arbaleste_Contre_L__Arc_by_Evil_Weasel.jpg

Some anachronisms yes (crossbows have yet to appear in Redwall), but still Redwall themed I suppose. Good luck!

Josiah the Warrior
September 21st, 2005, 09:31 PM
*insert Southern accents*

Weasel: Cletus yew been huntin' on my land agin?
Ferret: Dag gummit! Yew accusafyin' me of tresspassin'?
Weasel: *lifts crossbow* Don't chew start any truble yew cain't finish now, ya hear?
Ferret: *brandishes bow* Oh I'm ready to whup up anybawdy who calls me a liar!

Wormerwing
September 22nd, 2005, 06:56 AM
Truly, truly Brian Jacques had cracked with his latest book, involving land disputes, long-time feuds, and obviously many, many crooked reviewers.


Ferrfields/McWeasels

A Story of Redwall

Ember Nickel
September 22nd, 2005, 02:39 PM
"Trust me, I only want to remove that piece of cheese from your whiskers."

Cheesethief
September 22nd, 2005, 02:47 PM
Rayman returns, but not as you've seen him before! Introducing RayWall, in collaboration with Brian Jacques's smash-hit Redwall books!

Yeah...no limbs, see.

Goddess of Darkness
September 22nd, 2005, 05:33 PM
"I can't see!"


...Sorry...none of you could hear the tone of voice I said that with...my friend on the phone almost died laughing...

Iyla
September 22nd, 2005, 07:48 PM
Arwen: *kisses Aragorn*

It just kind of looked like that scene at the end of ROTK when they meet again. Sort of-ish. :)

Badrang3
September 22nd, 2005, 07:49 PM
The Weasel Staring Contest Championship was going well, until Hector's helmet slid over his eyes...

Sagrived Switpaw
September 22nd, 2005, 09:55 PM
Ok this might be a little odd and long, but bare with me.
________________________________________________-

The Redwall show down!!!!!!!!

Vole Announcers (form Brocktree): “Good afternoon lady and gentlemen, beast of all ages, and welcome to the Redwall showdown! That’s right today we have two brand new competitors coming out full force in a knock em down drag out fight! So let’s get to it!”
*crowd goes wild*
Announcer: “That’s right fans, now lets meet the competitors, today fighting out of the red corner, that’s right the weasel wit the cross bow, the one that can barely see do to the malfunction of his battle gear, with a record of 15 wins 0 losses, give it up for……….Lorggggggg Crossfire!!!!!!!”
*Clapping*
Announcer: “And now fighting out of the blue corner, She has bin called the mistress of war, the archer who apparently has only one ear, warring pink pedal pushers and matching dress, princess………. Sleenaaaaaa Longbow!!!!!!!”
*Crowd cheers, mixed with some boo’s*
Announcer: “and her present record is also 15 and 0, so this should be gooddddddd!!!!!”
Announcer: “Now the rules, I want no unnecessary gouging of kicking with the point of the claw, but if you for can’t do that, fight dirty! The rules state that the first to knock the other on their but gets the first shaft to finish the match, now get readyyyyy to fighttttt!”
*rock music plays*
*Bell rings twice*
*The two vermin begin to circle each other*
Announcer: “Wow look at Lorg swing that Cross bow, like a club, but Sleena is countering with her bow, using it like a staff.”
*Lorg swings crossbow*
Crrrraaacccckkkkkkkk!!!!!!!!
*Crowd gasps*
Announcer: “Oh my! Sleena’s bow has broken under the violent blows of Lorg!”
*Announcer hands Lorg a crossbow shaft*
Announcer: “And this match appears to be over…….. But wait Lorg can’t see! Oh my look at the sight block from that helmet! And now Saleen has a chance to turn things around.”
*Saleen trips Lorg*
Announcer: “Wow what a move, that set Lorg on his tail! That’s gotta smart.”
*Hands Sleena arrow*
Sleena: *Hold up broken bow* “How am I supposed to you this stupid mouse?”
Announcer: “How is a “VOLE” supposed to know princess?”
Announcer: But wait, you not the only one with a weapon malfunction, Lorg Crossfire has sat on his crossbow, smashing act Lorg!” *Pats weasel on back*
Announcer: “Well then nobody wins this one! But well be back next week with two new competitors, with sword hopefully! But until then I’m you favorite announcer for Buckos court! Good night!”
Sleena: “But you? Some one must win!!!!”
Lorg: “Yes! Who fought better?”
*Crowd screams both fighters’ names*
Announcer: “It doesn’t matter because, were out of time! Farewell all you fighting fans…… Ghafff off olfe!”
*Sleena Strangle announcer wall Lorg get off a few punches to the voles stomach*
*Scene fades away as the crowd cheers* :D

------------------------------------------------------
By the way, cool pic Hisk!

Sagrived Switpaw
September 25th, 2005, 06:51 PM
Its bin four days, please announce the winner Hisk.

Hisk
September 25th, 2005, 07:00 PM
You.

That was, er, very different!

Sagrived Switpaw
September 25th, 2005, 07:09 PM
You.

That was, er, very different!

Thankyou, I wanted something out of the ordinary caption response, lets see if I got the hang of posting pics yet! *Bites finger nails*

Bladeswift
September 25th, 2005, 08:09 PM
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v233/Bladeswift/flitchaye.jpg
I'm pretty sure thats the one you had in mind.

Sagrived Switpaw
September 25th, 2005, 08:15 PM
Thankyou Bladeswift!!!!!!!!!!!!!
May your swiftness never fade!

Barkstripe
September 25th, 2005, 08:17 PM
This is my attempt at posting the pic.
I think you mean... www.promotega.org/msc30016/flitchaye.jpg


wait. taht didn't work. so never mind what i put.

Ferahgo the Assassin
September 25th, 2005, 08:30 PM
Just for future reference, you need the http:// part of the web address in order for the image to appear. [*IMG*]http://www.promotega.org/msc30016/flitchaye.jpg[*/IMG*] without the asterisks.

Wormerwing
September 25th, 2005, 08:32 PM
Halloween was always a joyous time in the Redwall community.

Galedeep
September 26th, 2005, 06:51 AM
Skipper the otter, haunted by all the dark things he'd seen in his life, finally snaps.

Cheesethief
September 26th, 2005, 02:41 PM
"Right, lads. Let's see...We've got Shape covered. Silhouette, check. Er...anyone know what comes next?"

Ember Nickel
September 26th, 2005, 02:54 PM
Youngbeast: I'd still rather use fight than fright...

Josiah the Warrior
September 26th, 2005, 07:10 PM
Ever the player of practical jokes, Josh alerted the local Redwall Fanclub Chapter of a "rat invasion" over by the old highway. He did not, however, anticipate their rather quick and enthusiastic mobilization.

Kratos
September 26th, 2005, 07:25 PM
Skipper:WE ARE WE ARE.........THE REDWALLGARDENGNOMES OF THE NATION!!!!
Otter:yeah um,actually we're just the petrified remains of Tsarmina's taxidermy collection.Yup.

Hisk
September 26th, 2005, 08:40 PM
Flitchaye: Whoa dude- like exactly what kind of grass are you burning there?

Lonna Bowstripe
September 26th, 2005, 08:43 PM
"I just saved hundreds on car insurance by switching to Geico!"

Iyla
September 26th, 2005, 09:12 PM
Little Bobby Filchaye never even wondered if walking around with a torch while wearing dried grass was a bad idea.

Badrang3
September 27th, 2005, 05:41 PM
When Otters get moldy.

Krawksaur
September 28th, 2005, 10:59 PM
Otter: Ahoy there, Skip, remind me to go for a swim when Redwallers call it cross-species day again, okay mate?

Sagrived Switpaw
September 29th, 2005, 10:43 AM
Well It's time for a winner!

In first: Cheesethief, Very funny! (After I found my dictionary)

Close second: Hisk, Also funny. (diden't need a dictionary)

Third: Iyla,

And Lonna gets an honorable mention, for using one of todays funnyest commercials.

(Thankyou for all the great captions everyone!)

Wormerwing
October 1st, 2005, 11:25 AM
Sagrived, think you could let Hisk go? Or just somebody? Anybody?

Sagrived Switpaw
October 1st, 2005, 03:04 PM
Ok, Hisk your runner up!!! It's up to pick a pic. (and if he dosen't show, then its all you Wormerwing)

Cheesethief
October 2nd, 2005, 02:51 PM
Sagrived, think you could let Hisk go? Or just somebody? Anybody? Come on, Wormers! Some of us have social lives, ya know. ;)

Here's one:

http://epguides.com/Redwall/cast.jpg

Lame, but I'm in a hurry.

Ember Nickel
October 2nd, 2005, 03:04 PM
Ooh, the 666th reply... :lol:

Matthias: With this stick, I shall bring justice to Cluny!
Constance: Don't you want to go on a heroic quest to rescue Martin's sword?
Matthias: Nah, that's too boring and cliche.
Cornflower: But this is the TV show.
Matthias: Good point. *Goes on a heroic quest to rescue Martin's sword*

Badrang3
October 2nd, 2005, 05:02 PM
Matthias attempted to win the Hide and Go Seek competetion by mimicking on of the tapestry drawings. Unfortuantely, every one in the Abbey was significantley smarter then him.

Rolinko
October 2nd, 2005, 05:56 PM
Despite the devout reverence every Abbeydweller ever had for the tapestry of Martin throughout the endless ages, nobeast ever seemed to notice the subliminal chocolate candy advertisement it depicted.

Lonna Bowstripe
October 2nd, 2005, 07:21 PM
Ooh, the 666th reply... :lol:
xP Message too short.

Sagrived Switpaw
October 2nd, 2005, 07:39 PM
Ooh, the 666th reply... :lol:
Ok? How am I not getting this????

Anyway,

Constance: "He's so strong!"
Cornflower: "He's so cool!"
Mouse on left: "He's so...... Wait one second, is that the real tapestry, or am I seeing ancient hieroglyphics?"
Constance: *Grunts unknowingly*
Matthias: *Feels Tapestry* "I think he's right! Or maby we need to use more fabric softener next time we wash this puppy?"

Iyla
October 2nd, 2005, 07:41 PM
Matthias: I...can't..move...

Cornflower: What's wrong?

Matthias: Badger..too..many.. F-stops..can't..breathe..

Constance: Well it's not like I animated myself.

Wormerwing
October 2nd, 2005, 08:05 PM
Matthias:Cornflower, I know you want your parents to think I'm taller, but TAKE THE PICTURE ALREADY!

Cornflower
October 3rd, 2005, 09:30 AM
Many of the Redwallers were puzzled by the fact that Matthias' head seemed strangely out-of-place, as if it were pasted on.

NOTE: Really, doesn't it seem that in the caption picture Matthias' head looks a lot like this one?
http://img392.imageshack.us/img392/420/matthiaspicture1on.png

Cheesethief
October 3rd, 2005, 04:04 PM
Well noticed. *sniggers at creators of picture*


Ok? How am I not getting this????


Rev 13:18 - Here is wisdom. Let him that hath understanding count the number of the beast: for it is the number of a man; and his number is Six hundred threescore and six.

By the way, this picture has been popular. Three entries left, folks.

Grath
October 3rd, 2005, 04:20 PM
Matthais: Behold the legendary stick of Martin!
Cornflower: *gasps*
Mortimer: Oh how lovely.
Constance: It's only a model.
Matthais: Silence Stripedog!

Sagrived Switpaw
October 3rd, 2005, 05:35 PM
Rev 13:18 - Here is wisdom. Let him that hath understanding count the number of the beast: for it is the number of a man; and his number is Six hundred threescore and six.

Ah! I should have known that! *Hits head* Stupid Stupid!!!!!!!!
Oh well! I've got a nice little brand here, anybody wan't it? Wrist or Forehead?
Ha Ha, Just kidding!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Goddess of Darkness
October 3rd, 2005, 09:55 PM
668, neighbor of the beast.... :lol:

Rillflag27
October 3rd, 2005, 10:15 PM
Matthias: OK...1...2...3...HUZZAH!

Josiah the Warrior
October 3rd, 2005, 10:42 PM
Matthias: We were at a party,
His ear lobe fell in the deep,
Someone reached in and grabbed it,
It was a rock lobsta!
Rock lobsta!

We were at the beach,
Everybody had matching towels,
Somebody went under a dock,
And there they saw a rock,
It wasn't a rock....
It was a rock lobsta!


......don't ask.

Goddess of Darkness
October 3rd, 2005, 10:50 PM
OH MY GOD!! Another B-52's fan!! "Waitin' for bus number 99. Goin' to the store for hot dogs and wine!"

Josiah the Warrior
October 3rd, 2005, 10:54 PM
Sorry to dissapoint but that's the only song of theirs I know... :p

Goddess of Darkness
October 3rd, 2005, 10:59 PM
Sorry to dissapoint but that's the only song of theirs I know... :p
Alright....*sniff*

;)

Cheesethief
October 5th, 2005, 03:59 PM
Winner is Rolinko. Take a bow.

Rolinko
October 8th, 2005, 02:45 PM
http://noxfilm.ru/Slides/751.jpg

Josiah the Warrior
October 8th, 2005, 04:53 PM
Vermin: I sure hope they don't know how to play whack-a-mole...

Cornflower
October 8th, 2005, 05:36 PM
Off-Screen Announcer: Felldoh's got Badrang down for the count...1...2...NO! Now Badrang's got the upper paw! Wow, what a match!

Sagrived Switpaw
October 8th, 2005, 06:15 PM
Mouse #1: "Well I say the tunnle is off a bit to the side." *nods head to right* "Were aimin for the point of the castle."
Mouse #2: "Well"...... *Scratches head* "Which way do you think were off?"
Mouse #1: "Under the fat one!"
*Fighting stops*
*Fighters glance at each other*
Felldoh and Badrang in unison: "HIM!" *points at each other*

Dawarrior
October 8th, 2005, 06:37 PM
Felldoh: That's the last time you steal my nut cake!
Badrang: How dare ye blame me!
Vermin in unison: Hehehe I hope they don't know we ate it.

Ember Nickel
October 8th, 2005, 06:38 PM
Slave: Just because those two fighting creatures were identified as Badrang and Felldoh in the TV series, are they by necessity Badrang and Felldoh here?
Other Slave: Let us ponder the deep philosophical implications of this.
*pause*
Fighting Creatures: Nah, let's fight each other.

Cheesethief
October 9th, 2005, 02:04 PM
"Well, you can tell by the way I use my walk,
I'm a woman's man, no time to talk.
Music loud and women warm.
I've been kicked around since I was born.
And now it's all right, it's O.K.
And you may look the other way.
We can try to understand
The New York Times' effect on man.
Whether you're a brother
Or whether you're a mother,
You're stayin' alive, stayin' alive..."

Darn. None of you are doing Twelth Night with me. You would understand, I promise.

Wormerwing
October 9th, 2005, 03:29 PM
The Long Patrol admins stared in shock as the pop/soda battle rose to a new level.

Lonna Bowstripe
October 9th, 2005, 09:23 PM
The Redwall actors were disapointed when their play of Holes ended up in a fight...

Badrang3
October 9th, 2005, 10:06 PM
Badrang: Just so you know, I've got members of my horde hiding in pits all around us!

Felldoh: Holey smokes!

Goddess of Darkness
October 10th, 2005, 04:40 PM
Holey smokes!
:rolleyes:

Felldoh
October 10th, 2005, 04:48 PM
The Long Patrol admins stared in shock as the pop/soda battle rose to a new level.

XD

You better win. :p

Hisk
October 10th, 2005, 07:24 PM
After watching thier leader being trounced by a slave with a sharpened stick, the horde members decided to invest on pre-dug graves.

Iyla
October 11th, 2005, 09:25 PM
Prairie dogs enter the Redwall series.

Sagrived Switpaw
October 14th, 2005, 06:58 PM
Winner????????????????????????????????? (Might be nice)

Rolinko
October 15th, 2005, 11:14 PM
Yeah, okay, I'll give it to Wormers. You and your "Pop & Soda Cola Wars," as I will call them. :rolleyes:

And now another endless list by Rolinko. (http://fast.filespace.org/Rolinko/RWCC_Scores_10-16-05.txt) Yes you can call me The Database. :o Everyone's 1st place wins. (None of the default wins by 2nd placers when the 1st placer doesn't post soon enough.) Hisk and Badrang3 lead with 6 wins each, Cheesethief and Wormerwing are behind with 5 wins each, and I'm trailing with 4. (Note that if I had included the wins by default, I would have six, and if I'd put in my revival post I'd have 7.)

Wormerwing
October 16th, 2005, 11:52 AM
Is it just me, or are we seriously running out of pictures?

http://www.nelvana.com/redwall/art/images/art_gallery_images/art_gallery_image2.jpg

BTW, I'm too lazy to cut out the actual picture, sorry

Cornflower
October 16th, 2005, 08:01 PM
Constance: THERE SHE IS! ATTACK!

(Best I could come up with. Honestly, it looks like the group of Redwallers are going to fight Cornflower :D .)

RockJaw_Grang
October 16th, 2005, 08:36 PM
Hmmm this is my first time at this lets see what i can do.

cornflower:hmm dont I look Pretty in this armor I just love wearing it

Abbot:Cornflower what have A told you about wearing that armor!!!

Babey Rollo:spanking spanking give her spanking

Missus Church: mouse hush Babey Rollo Hush

Constance yes lets give her A good Wooping with this Poll

Abbot:now lets not get to haste this is only the third time this week wait a minute yes constanc give her A wooping

Babey Rollo:wooping wooping!!!!

Formole: hear Oi etted anothere powl lets give her Ay good wooping!!!!!

Cornflower: eeek Turns and runs

All:get her!!!!!!!!!!!!

Lonna Bowstripe
October 16th, 2005, 08:57 PM
Constance: Why Cornflower, why is there a helicopter on your head?

(Anyone else notice that, what with the brown bird and the Abbey framework?)

Dawarrior
October 16th, 2005, 09:27 PM
Cornflower: Mop the decks yargg!
Constance: Cap'n why is there a giant parrot on your back?
Cornflower: Yargg Pally doesn't want a cracker! Stripedog ye tis walking the plank!
Bird: Ragh Pally like mousey!

Cheesethief
October 17th, 2005, 02:06 PM
"Emancipation...what a wonderful word."

Iyla
October 17th, 2005, 07:53 PM
Warbeak (not pictured) : So, Cornflower, where'd you get the feather?

Ember Nickel
October 18th, 2005, 06:33 AM
Cornflower: I am not that isn't!!!!
Ironbeak: That whole paradox thing is so last season.

Rolinko
October 18th, 2005, 09:31 AM
Cornflower tries to make an odd impression of Snape from Harry Potter and the Prisoner of Azkaban by dressing in drag and by putting a large bird on her head.

Josiah the Warrior
October 18th, 2005, 05:59 PM
Annoyed from the beggining by Cornflowers theivery of 'warrior pies' and 'warrior wine' from the kitchens, her wild bird party in the Great Hall was the straw that broke the camels back. That was why Constance and the others decided to kill her that night.

RockJaw_Grang
October 19th, 2005, 01:39 PM
Hey how long do you wait before decideing A winner A cetine amount of time or how many posts there are about it are just antill you see one you like??

Sagrived Switpaw
October 19th, 2005, 02:22 PM
Rule: 5 days declare a winner.


Cornflower: "Ahhh what a amazing day, made some soup, scared a few birds and a........... man I never knew armor chafed?

*Adjusts armor*

Cornflower: This is horrible, so now I must lead a revolt against "the cheap chaffing armor company," (Known as TCCA) "Who's with me?"

Group of Redwallers in the back: "WE ARE!!!!!!!!!!!!!"

Ironbeak: "Wait earth crawlers! You must fight I, the great bird Ironbeak!!!!!"

Cornflower: "Thats allready bin done you feather bag! Were making up are own plot!"

Group of Redwallers in the back: "You tell'em marm!"

Cornflower: "Thankyou good redwallers! And now *Clears through* DOWN with TCCA!"

Wormerwing
October 19th, 2005, 04:05 PM
Correction, either 5 days or 10 entries...

In other words, Josiah, you won

Josiah the Warrior
October 19th, 2005, 07:34 PM
Thank you thank you.

http://www.redwallnytt.nu/_pict/_skarmbakgrunder/slagar_1024x768.jpg

Wormerwing
October 19th, 2005, 07:44 PM
Slagar:Snips and snails and puppy dog tails, THAT'S wha...

Random Redwallers:
"Told'ya we shouldn'ta given him that cider!"
"Pretty liiight"
"Plaid's really not your color, man"

Ember Nickel
October 19th, 2005, 08:04 PM
Abbeybeast 1: Don't turn your head, we were imagining a chess game on it!
Abbeybeast 2: Doesn't matter, it was mate in three.

Sagrived Switpaw
October 19th, 2005, 10:10 PM
(Great Picture Josiah!)
And now my caption titled, The Redwall Firelight show
_______________________________________________
*Slagar appears*
Slagar: "HI yall! I'm your entertainment for tonight, so lets get you prepared........ A...... I mean, get you excited with a song!

Abbey beasts: "YES! A SONG!"

*Sings Hobbits song from ROTK*

Slagar: "You can Run you can hide! But I'll burn you all tonight!!! So stand up straight and get in line, And I'll warm up all your tiny hides!"
*All stamp paw rhythmically four times*
Slagar: "You can keep your fancy fires, all controlled and neat! But the only blaze for big and braze!!!!!!!" *Pauses and looks at hidden vermin*
Random mouse in the crowd: "Lunar?"
Slagar: "But the only blaze for the big and braze......... As you burnin in it!"

*Crowd applause!*

Abbot Alf: "Who is this guy anyway?"
Matthias: "Who knows? But he's good! Whats he singing about agian?"

Slagar: "And now mates! For my next trick, I will jump through this fire without being harmed!" (To show you that it wont kill!)

*Slagar takes a run at the flames and jumps*

Background sound "Whoosh!!!!!" *Bright light*

Random Redwaller: "Oopps! Well that didn't work!" *pauses* "Well the lightings a little nicer!"

Abbot: "And that ends tonight show!!!!!!!! Give a big hand to, Lunar Stellaris!"
*Applause*
Abbot: "Lunar! Come back here and take a flaming bow!"

_____________________________________
The Redwall Firelight show! A Switpaw production, all rights reserved!

Cornflower
October 19th, 2005, 10:18 PM
Slagar: And now for my best trick. I shall make the mouth of that gluttonous hare...disappear!
Hare (Basil): Mmmph! Mmm mmm mmph mmmph! (Translation: Well, it jolly well is gone, isn't it?)
Other Redwallers: YAY!

Badrang3
October 19th, 2005, 11:02 PM
Slagar: Redwallers! I have come to warn you that you have villianous looking ferrets growing out of the wood work!

Mouse: Heh. What a wierdo!

sejen
October 20th, 2005, 06:42 PM
Slagar: For my next trick, a disapearing act! I will require several involuntry volunteers, your ofspring will do nicely. thankyou thankyou!
RIGHT LADS! LEGGIT!

Ember Nickel
October 20th, 2005, 06:44 PM
Welcome, Sejen!

Iyla
October 20th, 2005, 06:54 PM
Foreground Vermin: Nice jean jacket Slagar.

Slagar: Your FACE is a nice jean jacket.

Vermin: Don't get me started on your checkerboard saran-wrapped face.

Redwaller: Oh, looks like someone just got BURNED!! How about a little BURN cream, Slagar?

Slagar: Shut up.

Redwaller: Or you'll burn me with sparkly fire? How did you manage the sparkles?

Slagar: Pop Rocks.


EDIT: Hey there, Sejen!

sejen
October 20th, 2005, 06:59 PM
Ooh! I got another one.. if thats OK?

Rat1: Wow! that sleeping potion's working quickly!
Rat2: Potion? What potion?
Rat1: What? You mean Slagar's cast a sleeping spell?!
Rat2: Nah! It's just his lousey standup jokes!

Wormerwing
October 20th, 2005, 07:34 PM
Actually, its not ok... ;)

Unfair, doncha know. We'll let you slip this time, but next...
well, we'll probably not do anything, but don't push your luck

Anyway, welcome to the LP Forums! :D

Goddess of Darkness
October 22nd, 2005, 02:17 AM
"Come on, lads, if we spread out enough we can put a scrollbar on the bottom of the page!"


Argh...annoying....Curse you, Slagar! He really is evil...sorry about my awful caption, by the way...*hides in shame**pops back momentarily to shake fist at wide page*

sejen
October 22nd, 2005, 03:37 PM
I'm supprised no-ones mentioned "X factor"!
(kicks self for not thinking of it for his caption!)

Josiah the Warrior
October 22nd, 2005, 09:39 PM
Lots of good ones, this was tough, but I'm gonna say Ember Nickel won with Wormers in a close second. Good captions all, though.

Wormerwing
October 24th, 2005, 05:36 PM
'ello? Miz Emba'?

Ember Nickel
October 24th, 2005, 07:59 PM
http://forums.longpatrolclub.com/showthread.php?t=1385

Wormerwing
October 24th, 2005, 08:44 PM
The real reason Gabool went crazy...
Only $4.99? How cheap do you think I am?

Leading psychologists also say another possible cause is the fact that he was horribly disfigured in an incident involving a bell...

His symptoms include:
Trans-dimensional symbols, imaginary weapons, and pointy teeth.

Lonna Bowstripe
October 25th, 2005, 05:23 PM
The only problem with Gabool was that his "pistol" was actually a bone.

Cheesethief
October 27th, 2005, 11:30 AM
"He doth bestride the world like a Colossus..."

Badrang3
October 27th, 2005, 07:22 PM
I don't think it's nice, you ringing. See. my scorpion don't like bells ringing. Gets the crazy idea you're ringing at him. But if you apologize, like I know you're going to, I might convince him you really didn't mean it.

Lonna Bowstripe
October 27th, 2005, 08:48 PM
Badders, what's that quote from again? Parody of Die Hard?

Badrang3
October 27th, 2005, 10:35 PM
It's from A Fistful of Dollars, when Clint Eastwood is talking to some of Baxter's men.

Josiah the Warrior
October 27th, 2005, 10:36 PM
No matter how hard he tried, Gabool never could win a staring match with the sea....

Ember Nickel
October 30th, 2005, 05:14 PM
Wormerwing wins.

Wormerwing
November 3rd, 2005, 07:37 PM
http://forums.longpatrolclub.com/customavatars/avatar99_0.gif

Tied for first...
Anyone used this before?

I'll enlarge it, but right now my internet's not too reliable, so...

Lonna Bowstripe
November 3rd, 2005, 08:31 PM
Almost certain...

Wormerwing
November 6th, 2005, 10:55 AM
http://www.fangorn.pwp.blueyonder.co.uk/CharmaWow_web/Page_32/IMAG0003.JPG
sorry

Lonna Bowstripe
November 6th, 2005, 11:21 AM
Fox: Ah, the inscrutable detail—I have been waiting for this picture for so long, the first picture in this caption contest being a mere cutout of it.

Josiah the Warrior
November 6th, 2005, 01:50 PM
Fox: Get that camera out of here.....or else.

Badrang3
November 6th, 2005, 08:35 PM
Fox: Be veeeery quiet. I'm hunting rabbits!

Cheesethief
November 7th, 2005, 03:52 PM
I cut down trees, I eat my lunch...

Sagrived Switpaw
November 7th, 2005, 04:02 PM
Florian: "One, two! Keep those paws jumping! You don't have to work like hounds, to shed a few pounds!"

Marlfox: "Or....... Why not go under the knife/axe?????"

Josiah the Warrior
November 7th, 2005, 06:49 PM
If Cheese doesn't win, I'll cry. :p

Ember Nickel
November 7th, 2005, 06:52 PM
Fox: You would think that an Abbey that size had enough Halloween candy for a troupe of ninnies and me.

Lonna Bowstripe
November 7th, 2005, 08:57 PM
Well, as no one seems to get that my first post was sarcastically stating that the picture had already been used before, I'll put in my real caption now:

Fox: I'm too sexy for my shirt, too sexy for my—

And he wished he knew that Florian and crew were Far Far Away Idol cameramen...

Ms.Chibimoon-daae
November 12th, 2005, 10:45 AM
Well, the deadline has come & gone. Who won?