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Wormerwing
November 12th, 2005, 07:07 PM
Cheese....
funny...
I laugh...

Barkstripe
November 12th, 2005, 08:51 PM
I cut down trees, I eat my lunch...
Oh man. That's the best one i've seen in this whole thread.

Ms.Chibimoon-daae
November 14th, 2005, 07:15 PM
What's it gonna be Cheese?

Wormerwing
November 17th, 2005, 03:29 PM
bumpity-bump.

Josiah, you're on

Josiah the Warrior
November 17th, 2005, 03:55 PM
Tizzight.

http://www.dvd-galaxis.de/dvd-shop-film-filme/149260.jpg

Kratos
November 17th, 2005, 04:35 PM
Cornflower:"And by tilting this jug,I can also drastically tilt the entire Abbey!Cool,huh?"
Mouse:Shaddap.Mo' vodka.

Wormerwing
November 18th, 2005, 04:05 PM
Is that Tess?:"Watch as I attempt to become Pac-Man!"

Assumed Tim:"Been hitting the cordial again, sis?"

chupacabra
November 21st, 2005, 01:34 PM
boy..it's cold out here... :eek:

Josiah the Warrior
November 21st, 2005, 07:40 PM
Only one more day (I think...)! C'mon people! Why is it whenever I post a picture I always have to harass people into posting? Are you all trying to tell me something? Should I be offended here? :p

Cornflower
November 22nd, 2005, 01:57 AM
Cornflower: Here everyone, have some nice...cordial. *ominous laugh*

Sorry, it was all I could think of. ;)

Wormerwing
November 23rd, 2005, 06:05 PM
*cough* Josiah? *cough*

Josiah the Warrior
November 24th, 2005, 12:34 AM
Delaying the inevitable....Kratos.

Ms.Chibimoon-daae
December 10th, 2005, 03:43 PM
C'mon Kratos, post your pic. You got nothin' to lose.

Hisk
December 10th, 2005, 04:25 PM
Alas, the problem of infrequent posters winning the caption contest.

*Tap* *Tap*

Josiah the Warrior
December 10th, 2005, 08:36 PM
This does get quite annoying...Wormers, it's your show now.

Ms.Chibimoon-daae
December 24th, 2005, 12:40 PM
Come on Wormers! It's getting annoying waiting for somebody to post.

Goddess of Darkness
December 24th, 2005, 10:28 PM
Somebody just put up a picture. Whoever, I don't care. This is ridiculous.

Sagrived Switpaw
December 24th, 2005, 11:23 PM
Here is a picture drawn for me by our very own Ferahgo the Assassin. (A wonderful artist indeed!)

http://i27.photobucket.com/albums/c154/Strike1x3/Badgers_of_Brockhall_by_Ferahgo_the.jpg

Hope it brings in a few captions.

Josiah the Warrior
December 25th, 2005, 12:41 AM
No! I told you for the last time; I'm not buying anymore girlscout cookies!

Badrang3
December 25th, 2005, 11:15 AM
Badger 1: Hey, you just broke into my tree house!

Badger 2: Did knot!

Ember Nickel
December 26th, 2005, 07:08 AM
Visions of mice who will liberate us from Kotir I can understand, but seeing letters in the roots of our tree borders on paranoia.

Hisk
December 26th, 2005, 11:06 AM
-Mummy! Mummy! Look what I found!

-What is it?

-A bomb!

RockJaw_Grang
January 6th, 2006, 10:30 AM
OK well I can only see about the first Two inches of the picture so if like some one wants to do0 something so I can see it I would appreciate it..

Josiah the Warrior
January 12th, 2006, 08:31 PM
Switty, old pal, I think now is as good a time as any to announce a winner.

Sagrived Switpaw
January 12th, 2006, 09:45 PM
Well..... Ok!!! (Thanks for the remind)

Here we go, I first off want to say that "all" of you did GREAT, I found all of the captions above hilarious!!! (Possible spelling)

But I must declare a Winner......... So......... The one I laughed the most with was......... Yours Hisk.

(But a very, very good job to you all)

RockJaw_Grang
January 15th, 2006, 10:35 AM
So..Hisk wanna post a picture like this month?

Hisk
January 15th, 2006, 02:45 PM
http://newsline.longpatrolclub.com/images/sculptures.jpg
Good luck.

Josiah the Warrior
January 15th, 2006, 11:20 PM
Martin: Mattimeo, for the last time look at the bloody camera! No more of these ridiculous, gesticulating 'dramatic' poses, ok?!

Goddess of Darkness
January 16th, 2006, 01:14 AM
"From the literary pages of Brian Jacques, sculptor Julie London brings you the first in a cast of characters from the woodlands and the seas of the Redwall world..."

It seems a tad strange to make a caption for a picture that already has one in it....

Josiah the Warrior
January 16th, 2006, 01:48 AM
It seems a tad strange to make a caption for a picture that already has one in it....
Aye but this is the LPF; we have a higher standard of strange.;)

Goddess of Darkness
January 16th, 2006, 02:06 AM
Heh, don't tell ME about strange...;)

Kreeve
January 16th, 2006, 08:34 AM
Martin:Chaaaaarge!
Matthias:Redwaaaaall!
Mattimeo:Forwaaard!
Molebabe Bungo(to Foremole):What they'm toalkin abou' Foremwole?
Foremole:Burr,don't you'm worry,warriors loik their dinner,an' they baint let somebeast take it,no zurr!

RockJaw_Grang
January 16th, 2006, 08:41 AM
Matthias: Don't you guys just adore this new ring I got?

Martin: Shut up.

Mattimeo: * Cry* * Cry* * Cry*

Molebabe Bungo: Shut suop.

Foremole: Look above.

Matthias: Huh just because you guys didn't all get a pretty rings doesn't mean you can't be happy for me,,

All: Yes it is.

Tesra
January 16th, 2006, 01:20 PM
Foremole (to Molebabe Bungo) : Stop drumming on zis bowl or I sink Martin's sword'll find you' head !

RockJaw_Grang
January 16th, 2006, 01:22 PM
Matthias: Um wait a minute if Martin's right over there with His sword what sword do I have?

Yeah I know I am not supposed to put up two..:p .

Tesra
January 16th, 2006, 01:30 PM
Martin : Actually, I should be a ghost, if you're all here...

RockJaw_Grang
January 16th, 2006, 01:30 PM
Congrats on your 200Th posts Tesra.

All: Well we can arrange that...(Making you a ghost.)

Tesra
January 16th, 2006, 01:35 PM
Thanks, I haven't even seen.:)

Martin : er... not in front of the kid !..













^^ I have the impression I made a mistake. Can I really use "in front of" here ??

Ember Nickel
January 16th, 2006, 02:54 PM
^^ I have the impression I made a mistake. Can I really use "in front of" here ??Yes, certainly!

That guy in the top left who I think is Methuselah (whispering): No! Stop it! He's about to...make noise!

Hisk
January 16th, 2006, 04:22 PM
Tesra: Stop cheating. Choose only one of the captions to formally submit, or I will be forced to ingnore all of them. ;)

Josiah the Warrior
January 16th, 2006, 09:24 PM
That guy in the top left who I think is Methuselah
Er, that'd be Martin...

Tesra
January 17th, 2006, 10:10 AM
Tesra: Stop cheating. Choose only one of the captions to formally submit, or I will be forced to ingnore all of them. ;)

sorry I forgot there was a competition and took this like a game :o Please ignore the second, since it arrived after.

Lord Voldemort
January 19th, 2006, 06:55 AM
Martin: As we march off too war who shall beat our war drum?
Matthias: Yes who is brave enough?
Mattimeo: What the heck is on my hand?
Molebabe Bungo: Oi be bruve!
Foremole just stands.
Martin: Yes you are the war drum beater thing gummy.
Distant Voice: Hey only hares can say that!
Molebabe Bungo: Ohrah!

Constance2
January 21st, 2006, 07:18 AM
Rose: Bungo, didn't I tell you that if you ate all the honey you would get a stomache ache?
Martin: Charge!
Matthias: Look at my pretty sword!
Grumm: Look at me, I'm an elf.

Barkstripe
January 21st, 2006, 08:01 AM
edit.

Martin, "Mathias. I am that is. Why do you have my sword?"
Mathias, "Cause you gave it to me."
Martin, "No i didn't you lier."
Mathias, "Did too"
Martin, "Did not" etc....

Klitch
January 21st, 2006, 10:40 AM
Martin:How much longer do we have to stay like this?! Will you just take the bloody picture and get it over with??!!

Hisk
January 21st, 2006, 09:15 PM
I'll start deciding the winner when Rockjaw decides which of his captions will count. He put two.

Wormerwing
January 21st, 2006, 11:00 PM
And thus, the medusa of Redwall was alone...

RockJaw_Grang
January 22nd, 2006, 10:24 AM
I guess only count the one you liked the most :D.

No just the first one only fair.

Hisk
January 23rd, 2006, 01:39 PM
Barkstripe Wins.

Barkstripe
January 23rd, 2006, 02:07 PM
Sweet!!!!! FIrst time i ever won





Well i hope this has never been done...


http://epguides.com/Redwall/cast.jpg

Josiah the Warrior
January 23rd, 2006, 03:58 PM
Ah, sorry to break it to you, but it has been done before (don't you hate that? It happens to me all the time). I dunno whether you should just go ahead or choose a different picture....I'd consult the people who started the game.

Barkstripe
January 23rd, 2006, 05:00 PM
Hear Hear. This is the new picture.


http://www.longpatrolclub.com/images/bookshelf/redwall/german_redwall.jpg

Sagrived Switpaw
January 23rd, 2006, 05:25 PM
Matthias: "Girrr!!! Cluny the Scourge!! I shal make an exsample of you once and......... one and.........."
*looks around at the Redwallers faces*
Matthias: "What are you looking at pepole? For I am Matthias of Redwa....... wait a second!"
*looks down at self*
Matthias: "I am................ Buck streaking NAKED!! AH!!!"
Cluny: "Now Redwall is mine, you naked mouse!!! You'll be de one having the bad dreams after this hahahaha!!"

Barkstripe
January 23rd, 2006, 05:30 PM
Quite good. So far i'd say your the best and the only one....lol....

Chelki Sureshot
January 23rd, 2006, 05:38 PM
**laughs** awesome. What a horrible cover.

Ember Nickel
January 23rd, 2006, 07:39 PM
Matthias: Cluny, I have you defeated!
Cluny: Dang. Um...your shoelace is untied!
Matthias: But I don't have shoelaces! I have sandals that are too big for me.
Cluny: Oh. Um...look up there!
Matthias: Der...sturm...is this another message from Martin?
Cluny: *takes evasive action*

Josiah the Warrior
January 23rd, 2006, 07:57 PM
Matthias: Has this gate always been green? I could swear it was sandstone red just yesterday....bah, I probably forgot, what with the war and all....Yes, yes that'll be it....

Tesra
January 24th, 2006, 05:44 AM
Matthias (very angry, to the others Redwallers) : Where is the architect ?? Where ?? Where is this stupid absent-brained guy ??
Mathuselah : er... probably six feet underground. Why ?
Matthias : He forget the doorshutters !!!
Cluny (apart, sniggering) : You also notice it, eh?

Kreeve
January 24th, 2006, 09:24 AM
Basil:Go Matthias!You can.....:eek: What's happened to Mossflower?!There are only 4 trees left!I knew it would be no good being on a German cover!

RockJaw_Grang
January 24th, 2006, 09:29 AM
Cluny: Why wasn't I invited to the nudest party? I even dressed for it.

Barkstripe
January 24th, 2006, 12:44 PM
Just curious. How long around am i supposed to wait?

Ms.Chibimoon-daae
January 24th, 2006, 03:03 PM
Ummm, I think it's 5 days. Keep in mind though, I'm just an observer because I don't know how to post a picture (I don't think a Windows 98 would be a good computer type for that kinda stuff.).

Constance2
January 25th, 2006, 01:38 PM
Matthias: don't look, anybeast! not even you, Cluny!
Basil: Whoops! He's got the emperor's clothes!!!

Lord Voldemort
January 26th, 2006, 04:08 PM
Now from the creators of Punk'd comes... You've been caught sword fighting naked!

Wormerwing
January 26th, 2006, 06:24 PM
Quick! In fifteen seconds, name three German painters!

Hisk
January 26th, 2006, 07:23 PM
Cluny: After that "shprockets" show, I always knew Germans were a bit odd. But at least tight leather beats no clothes at all...

Cornflower
January 26th, 2006, 09:20 PM
Abbeybeasts: *gasp* Matthias-- he's naked!
Matthias: Just like everyone else here. What, has Redwall suddenly become a nudist camp or something?

RockJaw_Grang
January 27th, 2006, 10:58 AM
Barky..Better pick the winner..

Rose of Noonvale
January 27th, 2006, 12:13 PM
*meanwhile up in redwall heaven*...

Rose: Martin...that heir of yours... he's prancing around well... naked.....

Martin: is it time to visit their dreams again dear...?

Rose: most definiely ..yes...

RockJaw_Grang
January 27th, 2006, 12:16 PM
Nice one Rose.

And Welcome to the LPF forums..I hope you don't get scared off by us..

Rose of Noonvale
January 27th, 2006, 12:17 PM
thanx :) and no, you made me feel welcome :D

Cluny: mwahahahhaa........ it's even worse than i thought! EGAD! :eek: they're all naked!! *screams and runs away like a girl*

RockJaw_Grang
January 27th, 2006, 12:24 PM
That's good.

Also only one caption per person and please don't double post ;).
Some people get cranky..Also don't start any runescape threads or bring dead threads back to life..

And w00T 900TH post!

Barkstripe
January 27th, 2006, 12:30 PM
Well. I'd have to say Rose of Noonvale.

At second I would say Sagrived

At third Chelki, even though it wasn't a caption.

Also. to add to what Rock said, please switch your siggy. Kinda gives away plots in a certain book.

aNd welcome.

Rose of Noonvale
January 27th, 2006, 12:39 PM
Martin: look dear! we have our own story :)!!

Rose: EGAD!! what DID they do to mossflower!??! where are all the trees??

Martin: ah well... i talked to matthias and..err...well.....

Rose: and...?

Martin: well... WE MADE THIS REALLY COOL POOL TABLE!! *claps hads together happily*:D

-----------------

oh sorry :) didn't realise ok i'll do that right away!!

RockJaw_Grang
January 27th, 2006, 12:44 PM
No problem.

And at the right side of the post you made is an edit button so if you forgot something just click that and you can add or take something away from your post.

Rose of Noonvale
January 27th, 2006, 12:44 PM
thanx again guys :) I feel welcomed :)

congrats with the 900th post :)

the story of rose moves me :( it makes me cry sometimes...

And just thinking it's so sad that they never really got to be together...

sorry, just asking but.. what are dead threads and runescape threads?

rose had the most beautiful voice... *starts humming* hmmm hmmm hmm

rose had the most beautiful voice... *starts humming* hmmm hmmm hmm

Tesra
January 27th, 2006, 12:58 PM
And at the right side of the post you made is an edit button so if you forgot something just click that and you can add or take something away from your post.

^^ Er.... Rose... can't you edit your posts, please ??? ;)
However you certainly beat a record now !

Rose of Noonvale
January 27th, 2006, 01:00 PM
^^ Er.... Rose... can't you edit your posts, please ???
What do you mean? What have i done something wrong?

Tesra
January 27th, 2006, 01:02 PM
You just post 6 times one after the other !! It's useless. You can all put in one.:)

Rose of Noonvale
January 27th, 2006, 01:03 PM
oh sorry :( it's just the way i think. I think of something... but then something i meant to say earlier comes up i post that... oh i'm useless aren't i?



OH I GET IT NOW!! THANK YOU!!


I'll add you on my buddy list... is that ok?

oh thanx guys! thanx so much! I promise i'll trey and do that in the future :)

RockJaw_Grang
January 27th, 2006, 01:04 PM
oh sorry it's just the way i think. I think of something... but then something i meant to say earlier comes up i post that... oh i'm useless aren't i?

Nope just don't know how it works around here.

Tesra
January 27th, 2006, 01:05 PM
No harm ;) edit just your last posts up ^^.

Rose of Noonvale
January 27th, 2006, 01:20 PM
Bye for now. thanx for everything guys. you've made me feel welcome and boy, have i had a laugh.

Be back tommorow i hear you ask?

You can put your lives upon it.

Bye for now bally things... wot wot? :D

Sagrived Switpaw
January 27th, 2006, 04:08 PM
:( Rats :(

Wich one of Rose's?
She had twice the amount of chances I had? *Snapps fingers for attention*

Lord Voldemort
January 27th, 2006, 04:47 PM
She does know that this isn't a chat room right? Ummmmmm. I was wondering. Since she didn't post the picture can I?

RockJaw_Grang
January 27th, 2006, 05:27 PM
I doubt it.

We have waited much longer for a picture than a few hours..

Josiah the Warrior
January 27th, 2006, 05:37 PM
Give her another day, and if she still hasn't put up a picture, Sagrived, as the second place contestant, should post one.

Rose of Noonvale
January 28th, 2006, 04:45 AM
Florian: you alright there bally chaps? wot wot?

Otter 1: ee awww ee aww mm carrots....

Ottter2: poor sole eh? Florian! this is all your doing!

Mouse in cart: I proclaim that we shall do ballet!!

Otter1: *faints*

*whole cart and crew crash to the floor*

Otter 2: mmopphhmmm I'll get you Florian!

Florian: mmm glup slurrp mm grass tastes not that bally bloomin bad wot wot?! :rolleyes:

Barkstripe
January 28th, 2006, 07:40 AM
:( Rats :(

Wich one of Rose's?
She had twice the amount of chances I had? *Snapps fingers for attention*
The redwall heaven one.

Oh and rose. What the heck is that caption for? There's no picture up.


Also. You have to put a picture up otherwise Swit will....(Yes swit. If rose doesn't put on up that you may since you came in second.

Barkstripe
February 2nd, 2006, 02:10 PM
yes i double posted. But. I promote Sagrived Switpaw to the winner since rose won't put a picture up.

Sagrived Switpaw
February 2nd, 2006, 05:54 PM
Ok! Glad that choice was made.

http://i27.photobucket.com/albums/c154/Strike1x3/ribrow.jpg
Hehehehehehehe! This will be good!

Wormerwing
February 2nd, 2006, 07:05 PM
um... no it won't. Check the pic please.

Sagrived Switpaw
February 2nd, 2006, 09:41 PM
Apalogies! I could see it as a guest, but here try this one.

http://i27.photobucket.com/albums/c154/Strike1x3/jabez.jpg

Barkstripe
February 2nd, 2006, 09:59 PM
Hedgehog: Aww Samarie (Have no idea how to spell that but you know what i mean)
His friend: Shut up. You ain't no Samerie.
Hedgehog: I kill you


This may not be funny to you but it's a family joke)

Josiah the Warrior
February 2nd, 2006, 10:22 PM
Everybody was kung foo fighting....

Tesra
February 3rd, 2006, 07:03 AM
Hedgehog : "And then, this idiot o' ferret wanted a-pin me but this stupid rascal didn't expect my fist on his dirty nose and that was for that he expelled me a terrible kick..."
Dibbun : " Papy, you've told already twice ! "

Constance2
February 3rd, 2006, 09:44 AM
Clear the path for the mad hedgehog! He's coming this way! don't you hear me?

Ember Nickel
February 3rd, 2006, 02:43 PM
Fine, then I'll start the Guohim!

Ms.Chibimoon-daae
February 3rd, 2006, 02:46 PM
Jabez Stump: Cummon ladies! Show that kangaroo who's the better boxer.

Badrang3
February 3rd, 2006, 06:34 PM
Jabez: And remember, kids, when playing volleyball, this is the follow through to spike the ball!

Sagrived Switpaw
February 5th, 2006, 01:50 PM
Hedgehog: Jackie Chan is nothing kids, I'm kickin like Jet Li!

Sagrived Switpaw
February 5th, 2006, 01:51 PM
Oh, sorry for the double post. (my fault)

But ok, I can't enter myself. (that was just for fun)
I did like them, each had a certain qualty about them.

But the Winner is........... Josiah the Warrior. (that song is so hilarious)

Josiah the Warrior
February 5th, 2006, 02:01 PM
Thanks. I love that song too.:D

Hope this hasn't been done before.....

http://www.sullivanet.com/redwall/encyc/scans/cluny1.jpg

Sagrived Switpaw
February 5th, 2006, 02:45 PM
(I don't know)


-----------------------------------------------------------------

*The Matrix's slow motion action*

Cluny: "Warrior mouse!!!!!!!!!"
*Rat pull's two heavy loaded machine guns out of his fur*
Cluny: "Die NOW!!!!!!!"
*Machine gun fire*
Unnecessary background sound: "Pow pow pow pow pow pow pow pow pow pow pow pow pow pow pow pow pow pow pow pow pow pow pow pow pow pow..............Pow!"
Cluny: "ha ha, Hasta la vista Baby!"
The Abbot: "Wrong movie you vermin!"

Wormerwing
February 5th, 2006, 06:46 PM
Little is known about the last Roman emporer, but it is believed that he was rather ugly.

Constance2
February 5th, 2006, 07:01 PM
Cluny the Scourge sprouts, er, something that's not wings.

Barkstripe
February 5th, 2006, 09:04 PM
Cluny gone punk

Kreeve
February 6th, 2006, 12:51 AM
Cluny:"Do the boogie woogie!"...

Tesra
February 6th, 2006, 01:39 PM
Has Cluny gone with the wind ??

Barkstripe
February 9th, 2006, 11:05 AM
can we have a winner?

Barkstripe
February 10th, 2006, 08:47 AM
Sorry for the dubble post but i want a winner..Who is it?

Josiah the Warrior
February 10th, 2006, 11:12 AM
Little is known about the last Roman emporer, but it is believed that he was rather ugly.
Actually it was Romulus Augustus, but yours made me laugh the hardest anyway. ;)

(i.e. you win)

Barkstripe
February 13th, 2006, 09:01 AM
worm? You putting a pic up?

Ms.Chibimoon-daae
February 15th, 2006, 04:34 PM
Womers, *sings* update, that's all I ask of you.

Josiah the Warrior
February 15th, 2006, 05:12 PM
If Wormers does not post a picture by midnight tomorrow, the second place winner, Constance2, will be obliged to put up an image.

Ms.Chibimoon-daae
February 17th, 2006, 02:12 PM
Well, where I am, it's the 17th, so Contance2, you go.

Ms.Chibimoon-daae
February 21st, 2006, 04:23 PM
Dang, missed the edit. Anyway, hurry up Consance2. Please.

Josiah the Warrior
February 21st, 2006, 04:33 PM
If Constance2 does not post a new picture by midnight tonight, it will be up for grabs, because this is getting ridiculous.

So, in short, after midnight, anyone can put up a new picture.

Cornflower
February 21st, 2006, 11:02 PM
I hope no one minds if I post a picture. This is a funny-looking screenshot from the TV series, which I'm sure has never been used before. :D

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v375/remybuxaplentyfan/matthiasivydagger.png

Barkstripe
February 22nd, 2006, 07:23 AM
*mathias mom appears from heaven* *talks in a ghostly voice* "mathiasss. don't play whit sharp things"
mathias: "but momm...."
his mom: "no buts
mathias: but i'm a warrior"
*he get's a spanking*

mathias "child abuse"

Sagrived Switpaw
February 22nd, 2006, 08:38 AM
Matthias: "Oh! Cornflower! I'm running with Scissors.......err.....Knive's!" :D
Cornflower: "Just because he's abbey warrior, dosn't make him King Arthur." :cornflow:

Blaidd
February 22nd, 2006, 10:26 AM
What's this about I thought we did picture guessing...
*taps foot*
well let's get some pictures up!!

Barkstripe
February 22nd, 2006, 02:44 PM
what r u talking about?....

There is one up....that's why were putting captions.

Iyla
February 22nd, 2006, 07:39 PM
"Use the force, Matthias."

Badrang3
February 22nd, 2006, 11:10 PM
Matthias: Is this a dagger I see before me?

Director: Cut! The character is Matthias, not Macbeth!

Constance2
February 23rd, 2006, 08:46 AM
Matthias: See, I told you I was magic! Do you need my to cut off my other paw to prove it again??!??

Blaidd
February 23rd, 2006, 10:50 AM
Where is it????

Chelki Sureshot
February 23rd, 2006, 10:51 AM
The last page, if you are on the 15 posts per page thing. At the very bottom.

Blaidd
February 23rd, 2006, 10:56 AM
I'm not..What's it called?

"Wow a magic floating dagger" says Poison Ivy and Matthias screams

Qlberts
February 24th, 2006, 05:03 AM
Dang, I was planning on MacBeth references too...

Matthias: "Watch out, Martin's sword is coming down from the weathervane! Here it comes... it has shrunk??"

(Horrible, I know. What is going on there anyway? I've never seen the full tv series, only the movie version, and this scene wasn't in it)

Chelki Sureshot
February 24th, 2006, 10:35 AM
Something with that wierdo Wild Ivy, from the 5th ep I think.

Welcome, Qlberts, to the forum.:hon:

Blaidd
February 24th, 2006, 10:50 AM
Wild Ivy's cool!
Some LPer should write a fanfic about her...

Wormerwing
February 25th, 2006, 10:20 AM
Blaidd, stay on bloody topic!

Anyway...
Matthias:Nothing in my habit, no strings, yet the dagger magically floats!
Cornflower(I'm Assuming):What about the pole connected to it that's sticking out of the ground?
Matthias:Oh. Well, that's all for today!(Runs)

Qlberts
February 25th, 2006, 12:00 PM
After how long are the winners announced? I'm itching to do another caption...

Folgrimeo
February 25th, 2006, 01:07 PM
Matthias: "You were not in the book! You are a disgrace! Be gone with ye!"

Seriously, I just had to say that although I don't know who the heck Wild Ivy is (I guess some new character they had to invent out of nowhere), she looks really cool. Reminds me of Romsca for some reason. Makes me wonder if the other seasons had any other invented characters. I almost like Wild Ivy more than Basil, based on looks alone. *goes off to find out more on this mysterious mouse*

Sagrived Switpaw
February 25th, 2006, 10:05 PM
One question please? Who Won?

Cornflower
February 26th, 2006, 02:15 PM
The winner is . . . Badrang3!

I love "Macbeth," as you can see by my signature and avatar :D

Badrang3
February 26th, 2006, 02:42 PM
Yeeha! :D And due to popular request, here is another picture.

http://205.250.3.146:6510/images/martin/badrang-frame9.jpg

Ember Nickel
February 26th, 2006, 02:44 PM
Minion on right (to minion on left): C'mon, keep your elbows up.
Minion on left: Are we auditioning to be violinists of the season?

Josiah the Warrior
February 26th, 2006, 02:55 PM
Badrang: (Out of the corner of his mouth) C'mon, minions, hold up my cape so I look important...and for God's sake wave it a little.

MoRedwall
February 26th, 2006, 03:05 PM
GUARD in Middle- 'Allo! who is this?

Matthias (not pictured, down below)- It is Redwall Abbey Champion Matthias , and this is my helper, Methuseleh. Whose castle is this?

GUARD- This is the castle of our master Cluny the Scourge

Matthias- Go and tell your master that we have been charged by Martin the Warrior with a sacred quest. If your master will give us food and shelter for thenight he can join us in our quest for the sword and shield of Martin.

GUARD: Well, I'll ask him, but I don't think he'll be very keen... Uh, he's already got one, you see?

Matthias- What?

Methuseleh(down below, not pictured)- He says they've already got one!

Matthias- Are you sure he's got one?

GUARD: Oh, yes, it's very nice

GUARD(to other guards)- I told him we already got one(guards start laughing)

Matthias- Well, um, can we come up and have a look?

GUARD: Of course not! You are Redwall types.

Matthias- Well, what are you then?

GUARD: I'm from Marshank ! Why do think I have this outrageous accent, you silly champion!

Sagrived Switpaw
February 26th, 2006, 05:32 PM
I'll just........re-post the pic for my caption. :D
http://i27.photobucket.com/albums/c154/Strike1x3/Redwall/newpics007.jpg

Badrang: "Ah! What wonderful seats! I love the Green monster! And the Red Sox's!"

Verming on left: "Ya! We all's do sire!"

*Badrang Grins* *The Stoat turns head to the right*

Badrang: "Well............I see were your loyalty is!"

*looks at vermin on the right*

Constance2
February 28th, 2006, 04:00 PM
Vermin on left: Ooh, look at that nice home run! Oh, yea! Look at him go! Yes! The Vermies and winning again the Redwallsoxs 1/0!

Barkstripe
March 4th, 2006, 06:55 PM
*reply to the orginal one*

minion on left, "Boss."


....I'll just shut up now....I don't have anything funny to put.....

Hisk
March 4th, 2006, 08:30 PM
Hisk: Wow, you two losers still watch this boring sport? I sold my Blue Jays hat three years ago to buy seasons tickets to the Toronto Maple Leafs, and this shiny gold armband.

Badrang3
March 4th, 2006, 08:35 PM
The winner is, of course, Sagrived. That's the greatest thing I've ever seen.:D

PS: Hisk loses for the next 100 captions. :p

Sagrived Switpaw
March 4th, 2006, 09:37 PM
Ah why thank you!

I'm glad you like my pasting/art work.

But now I must find a sutable pic, funny, intresting and witty...... *search*

No problem! Here we go! (Sorry Badrang, no Red soxs this time)

http://i27.photobucket.com/albums/c154/Strike1x3/Redwall/riddig.jpg

Ready....steady.....GO!

Hisk
March 4th, 2006, 09:54 PM
PS: Hisk loses for the next 100 captions.
The knowledge that I peeved you off is a win to me. ;)

Ember Nickel
March 5th, 2006, 08:32 AM
Sorry, have to keep going with the theme.

Foxy thing in bushes: Right, if we take him out well enough he'll be ineligible for the playoffs. Let's move.

LordTBT
March 5th, 2006, 08:42 AM
"Asmodeeeeusssssssss! Whoops, I meant 'Aaaarrrrghhhhhh'!"

Qlberts
March 6th, 2006, 09:46 AM
"This is my stick. There are many like it but this one is mine. My stick is my best friend. It is my life. I must master my stick as I must master my life. Without me, my stick is useless. Without my stick I am useless. I must use my stick true. I must use it straighter than my enemy, who is trying to kill me. I must use it before he uses it. I will. Before God I swear this creed: my stick and myself are defenders of my country, we are the masters of my enemy, we are the saviors of my life. So be it, until there is no enemy, but peace. Amen."

(Official disclaimer: I did not make this up myself. This crazy thing is used by many people all over the internet as signature, with the word "signature" instead of "stick". I just happened to think of it...)

Barkstripe
March 6th, 2006, 11:38 AM
Rat: Mommy, Mommy! I found a stick. May I please keep it?

Rat's Mom: What have I told you about your please and thank-you's. Don't ever say those words. Go sit in the corner of the kitchen.

Iyla
March 6th, 2006, 09:42 PM
"Yum. Grass. Feed me."

rab streambattle
March 6th, 2006, 10:56 PM
rat: hmmm...
funny these sticks look these days it looks like a sword lets try it!(gouges eye out)
rat's mom: what have i told you about playing with sharp sticks... er i mean sword
rat: so this is what a sword looks like.
rat's dad: don't mess with it son. its a really sharp stick!

Constance2
March 7th, 2006, 08:09 AM
Well well, look what we have here! Hands up, I have your son a prisoner, this is a stick-up!

Tesra
March 7th, 2006, 12:27 PM
Rat : "ATTACK !!"
Other vermin behind him : "Er... Captain, you're trodding on your sword !"

Goddess of Darkness
March 7th, 2006, 04:20 PM
Can't we do something else? Like someone who attacks you with a point-ed stick?


((Anyone that gets this reference wins a cookie. ^^))

Bladeswift
March 7th, 2006, 06:10 PM
Goddess should win for the Python reference.


Official disclaimer: I did not make this up myself. This crazy thing is used by many people all over the internet as signature, with the word "signature" instead of "stick". I just happened to think of it...)
The original word is "rifle." USMC.

LordTBT
March 7th, 2006, 06:25 PM
The original word is "rifle." USMC.

That "prayer" is referenced in Full Metal Jacket, is it not? Hmm....

Bladeswift
March 7th, 2006, 06:45 PM
That "prayer" is referenced in Full Metal Jacket, is it not? Hmm....
I wouldn't know. Never seen it, I'm afraid. Yes, yes, I need a trip to Blockbuster, I know.

LordTBT
March 7th, 2006, 06:52 PM
I wouldn't know. Never seen it, I'm afraid. Yes, yes, I need a trip to Blockbuster, I know.

Now you made me go check to make sure I was right :p (I was)

You really need to see Full Metal Jacket.

Qlberts
March 8th, 2006, 04:50 AM
The original word is "rifle." USMC.
Ah, right. Stupid uncultured me. Full Metal Jacket, you say? Right, I'll have to check up on that then.

Barkstripe
March 8th, 2006, 02:24 PM
Do we have a winner.

Sagrived Switpaw
March 8th, 2006, 08:50 PM
Well, It's time for a winner as proclaimed by Barkstripe.

I'd say.......... Tesra! Your the winner of this one.

(Oh and Rab Streambattle, try being a little less.......scary)



Happy hunting for a Picture Tesra! Pick a good one! ;)

Tesra
March 9th, 2006, 04:37 AM
Deal with this one !

http://www.fangorn.pwp.blueyonder.co.uk/CharmaWow_web/Page_33/IMAG0004.JPG

LordTBT
March 9th, 2006, 06:19 AM
Matthias: "Aliens!"

Sagrived Switpaw
March 9th, 2006, 08:07 AM
Matthias: “A light from above….. *Heavenly music* *Halo glows*”

Methuselah: “There must be a simple explanation; a point in the abbey is allowing the light to enter.”

Constance: It’s a satellite reflecting the moon.

Methuselah: “We have a satellite?”

Constance: “Ya…….that’s how we got those Japanese Game Show channels”

Methuselah: “Oh…….”

Matthias: “What’s a satellite???”

Constance: “Focus Matthias! Your looking for a sword remember?”

Matthias: “Oh ya………”

Ember Nickel
March 9th, 2006, 02:43 PM
Matthias: Of course! The light is reflecting off that...uh...weathervane.
Jacques: Religion reference number 43 averted.

Bladeswift
March 9th, 2006, 03:30 PM
"Angels sang out an immaculate chorus.
Down from the heavens descended Chuck Norris,
who delivered a kick, which could shatter bones,
into the crotch of King Bucko Bigbones,
who fell over on the ground writhing in pain,
as the Mask switched into Abbess Germaine.
But Chuck saw through his clever disguise,
and he crushed the Mask's head inbetween his thighs."

RockJaw_Grang
March 9th, 2006, 03:41 PM
Matthias: Wow! What is it?
Gandalf: It is I Gandalf the wizard! I have brought news!
Mathias: Did you bring a sword?
Gandalf: Well, yes I have my sword.
Matthias: Well is it Martin's sword?
Gandalf: Um, no. It's my sword.
Mathias: Well where trying to find Martin's sword so unless you have it get out of here!
Gandalf: But I have brought news from Mordor! Orcs and..
Mathais: Archers! Shoot him down. He is disrupting us finding Martin's sword!
Archers: Shoot, Shoot, Shoot.
Gandalf: Blocks all arrows. "You will pay for this!" Makes huge fireball that destroys the Abbey

And thus ends Redwall Abbey.

Josiah the Warrior
March 9th, 2006, 03:46 PM
Mulder: This is it, Scully! The evidence we've been looking for that proves the government conspiracy and the existance of extraterrestrials!
Scully: Yes, but more curious still is the existance of these rodents that can speak english and have opposable thumbs...

Goddess of Darkness
March 9th, 2006, 05:48 PM
"Angels sang out an immaculate chorus.
Down from the heavens descended Chuck Norris,
who delivered a kick, which could shatter bones,
into the crotch of King Bucko Bigbones,
who fell over on the ground writhing in pain,
as the Mask switched into Abbess Germaine.
But Chuck saw through his clever disguise,
and he crushed the Mask's head inbetween his thighs."
Oh my god, you've seen the Ultimate Showdown of Ultimate Destiny?! YAY! You win a cookie!! ^^

Bladeswift
March 9th, 2006, 06:06 PM
Oh my god, you've seen the Ultimate Showdown of Ultimate Destiny?! YAY! You win a cookie!! ^^
Seen it? I've seen it so many times, I downloaded the song onto my MP3Player!

Hisk
March 9th, 2006, 06:29 PM
Matthias: Wait a sec. The Oscar awards don't take place here, and our horrible TV series doesn't merit a mention. What on earth is with that spotlight?

Constance: Actually, we're hosting the darwin awards and Methuselah's ghost wins. Apparently Chickenhound killed him with a bag of very precious pillows.

Blaidd
March 11th, 2006, 09:38 AM
Strang dark voice: It could be you....

rab streambattle
March 11th, 2006, 06:55 PM
matthias: The end of the world! run for your your lives!
light: its only your pizza delivery...
methusela: you young wippersnapper, sneeking up on an old bean like me!
pizza man: ah i only wanted to deliver a pizza!
methusela: oh well. anyways what exactly is a pizza?

Badrang3
March 11th, 2006, 10:39 PM
Matthias: Oh, great, the police brought a helicopter! Run!

Edit: Post 1111. Cool.

Barkstripe
March 12th, 2006, 03:09 PM
*When i write this post i'm thinking of after cluny died*


Cluny: Mathias! I'm your father.

Tesra
March 15th, 2006, 05:43 AM
Since nobody has posted here for some days, I will choose a winner...


Sagrived Swiftpaw, it's your turn ! :)

Sagrived Switpaw
March 15th, 2006, 08:25 AM
Thanks Tesra! Glad you liked it.

Allrighty! I'm up! *Searches fo funny pic*

Got 'em!'
http://i27.photobucket.com/albums/c154/Strike1x3/Redwall/gabe.jpg
Ready, set........ok go!

RockJaw_Grang
March 15th, 2006, 10:10 AM
Matthias: What are you then?
French hedgehog: I'm French. Why do think I have this outrageous accent, you silly mouse.
Basile: What are you doing in England? Wot,Wot?
French hedgehog: Mind your own business.

French Hedgehog: I don't want to talk to you, no more, you empty-headed animal, food trough wiper. I fart in your general direction. You mother was a hamster and your father smelt of elderberries.

Qlberts
March 15th, 2006, 10:50 AM
"Pull my finger!"

Tesra
March 15th, 2006, 01:19 PM
Old hedgehog : - Look ! A vermin... But ? He's pulling something out of his clothes ?? A knife I believe ? I'm sniffing some trick... Beware, silly snaky sneak ! They are warriors inside these walls ! ...
Other Redwaller : - Nah, calm down ; it's just a crooked tree swaying under the breeze...

Ember Nickel
March 15th, 2006, 02:39 PM
Vermin 1: Look at my highly technologically advanced piece of machinery!
Vermin 2 (not pictured): It's...a fencepost.
Vermin 1: The difference being?

Sagrived Switpaw
March 18th, 2006, 09:04 PM
Any one else before I call the winner out into the open?

Barkstripe
March 18th, 2006, 09:38 PM
Hedgehog: "I want YOU...."

Sagrived Switpaw
March 19th, 2006, 08:14 PM
Ember Nickel......you are the lucky winner of this caption.

Do come and claim your prize, and then post a new pic if you would.

Ember Nickel
March 20th, 2006, 06:49 AM
*grabs prize* http://redwall.wikicities.com/wiki/Image:HrUS.jpg

Sagrived Switpaw
March 20th, 2006, 09:04 AM
http://redwall.wikicities.com/images/d/dd/HrUS.jpg

Tiria: "This is the Lance of Corrin! I will avenge the Green Isle agians the fearsome......fearsome...... Are those words above my head? Don't tell me......"

*Shakes head in disbelief*

Tiria: "I'm on the cover of the book! And this annoying authors name has tha lance of Corrin in it's evil clutches!!!!!"

Tesra
March 20th, 2006, 09:27 AM
- Everybody's ready for the javelin lesson ?

Constance2
March 20th, 2006, 04:33 PM
All hail the Great Stick!

Goddess of Darkness
March 20th, 2006, 09:01 PM
Well, there's that point-ed stick. ;)

Barkstripe
March 21st, 2006, 07:57 AM
*as she hits a rock with the javelin* "I dub thee sir rock"....

rab streambattle
March 22nd, 2006, 10:03 PM
**tide coming in**
tiria:we must save the stick!!!
this starfish can go back home if he wants...
riggu felis(not on the picture): save the starfish or it will get saltified,unhhh!!!
*tiria throws starfsh as it is a starred hook and hits him in the head knocking him into the sea*
tiria: bring back that starfishy! it was a good one!

Qlberts
March 23rd, 2006, 03:38 AM
"Brian Jacques, High Rhulain? No, no, it's Tiria Wildlough, High Rhulain. Don't believe what those letters say! It's all a con-spear-acy!"

Sagrived Switpaw
March 26th, 2006, 07:22 PM
A winner if you would Ember.

Ember Nickel
March 26th, 2006, 07:27 PM
Sure...Qlberts!

Qlberts
March 27th, 2006, 07:17 AM
I won?

:eek:

*Searches for a picture*

Allright...

http://redwall.wikia.com/images/3/32/RussianRedwall.jpg

I've always thought that this Russian cover looks kind of amusing.
10 posts or 5 days, right?

Sagrived Switpaw
March 27th, 2006, 08:58 AM
Cluny: "Ahhhhh....this wee mosey is trying to level my foot a the ankle with that butcher knife!"
Matthias: "Die Cluny! But if you can do that, I'll slice your foot paw & Tale! For I am MATTHIAS OF REDWALL!!!!!!!"
Cluny: "Huaaaa? Dis is a strange and crazy mouse, not only dose he want to remove my limbs, but my helmet has just flown off.........."
Matthias: "Girrr....um....ah.....this is a little strange, I've never seen this type of Folage outside the abbey before?"

Constance2
March 27th, 2006, 10:10 AM
Cluny: Lost my helmet, what'll I do? Spearey this mouse, my darlin'.. OUCH! That hurt!

Ember Nickel
March 27th, 2006, 02:36 PM
Cluny: Now if I move this long pointy thing to the left, I shall cause all the letters to come crashing down on my foe! Mwaha!

Josiah the Warrior
March 27th, 2006, 03:12 PM
Camera guy offscreen: Just move a bit to the left...a bit more....a little to the right now...
Cluny: This is really uncomfortable, will you please take the picture already!

Folgrimeo
March 27th, 2006, 06:01 PM
Rose: ...Stupid Martin leaving me to do all the work... never gives me credit... I'm the real Champion of Redwall!


(I know that's not Rose, but I was reminded of her from the scarf. Hey, flip the colors of the scarf and habit and it does look a lot like Rose)

(Looks like Cluny's tail was actually chopped off in that pic)

rab streambattle
March 27th, 2006, 10:19 PM
cluny: i want to reach on those blueberry creepers up there.
matthias: ok let me help you.
Cluny: youch! watch the sword there.
matthias: ima watching, ima watching.
cluny: now you've gone and cut my tail off and lost my best helmet!
matthias: Oh.let me help you level your ankles so it doesn't look like i've cut off your tail.
cluny: thats it! your asking me to spear you mousey!
matthias: im no mousey! i'll cut your head off!
cluny:... like i would care.pfft! do it mousey!
matthias: ok!
*this sentence is too horible too mention so i face technical difficulties in typing this sentence(please use common sence to figure out this dilema)*

Qlberts
April 1st, 2006, 02:34 AM
And the winner is...

Ember Nickel!

Ember Nickel
April 1st, 2006, 08:29 AM
Qlberts, if we keep making jokes on the position of words we'll keep picking each other and be unstoppable!

http://redwall.wikia.com/wiki/Image:PearlsOfLutraFrench.jpg

Constance2
April 1st, 2006, 10:36 AM
Hedgehog: I shall predict the fututure...
Mouse with glasses: Aah! The cookies are all gone!
Hare: What did you do that for? Bad form, doncha know.

Sagrived Switpaw
April 1st, 2006, 07:00 PM
http://redwall.wikia.com/images/b/bb/PearlsOfLutraFrench.jpg

Hedgehog: "Look what I found!"
Hare: "What is it?"
Hedgehog: "A pre-midevil flashlight."
Hare: "And that is......"
Hedgehog: "I think it's some kind of lighting device?"
Squirrel on left: "Humm.....well.....we will save a fortune on lamp oil!"

Qlberts
April 2nd, 2006, 05:33 AM
Tansy: "Look as I demonstrate my telekinese powers. I will let this pearl float up..."
Unidentified character on the right: "I can see the wires, you fraud."

Goddess of Darkness
April 9th, 2006, 04:50 PM
This thread has a tendency to dip in and out of consciousness, doesn't it?

Ember Nickel
April 9th, 2006, 05:47 PM
Just like me!

(Sagrived.)

Sagrived Switpaw
April 9th, 2006, 09:05 PM
Thanks Ember! And to all: "Let's try and keep the contest in a "conscious" state!"

And in keeping with the "Wild book cover" theme.

Ta da!!!!!!

http://redwall.wikia.com/images/5/51/Fr-outcast.vol2.jpg

Caption away Memebers!

Badrang3
April 9th, 2006, 09:11 PM
Bryony: Veil, you're not planning on stealing those candles are you?

Veil: Psshht! No! Eveyone's always trying to... SWEET BEJEEBERS, THAT'S HOT! I mean, er, I'm misunderstood!

rab streambattle
April 9th, 2006, 10:25 PM
veil: hmmmmmmmmmmm................
candle wax looks good. looks like melted caramel thats turned pink
bryony: veil what are you doing?
veil: oh, this , ha ha , errrrrrrrrrrrrr...
it just looks like candy.

Josiah the Warrior
April 9th, 2006, 11:08 PM
Veil: My precccciouussssss! Yesssss! Preciousssssss!

Constance2
April 10th, 2006, 07:00 AM
Veil: Stop looking at me!
Bryony: Veil, what are you doing? Stop looking at the people that way!

Ember Nickel
April 10th, 2006, 07:18 AM
Green...nereg...regen...once again the anagram symbolism fails me.

Hisk
April 10th, 2006, 01:59 PM
Byrony: Qui est là?

Viel: Quelques maudits anglophones qui ne cessent pas de me regarder, et qui ne comprennent pas cette caption.

Bladeswift
April 10th, 2006, 03:52 PM
Byrony: Qui est là?

Viel: Quelques maudits anglophones qui ne cessent pas de me regarder, et qui ne comprennent pas cette caption.
Anglophones? Why do I get the feeling I'm being ridiculed...

Veil: *lighting candles in stereotypical Satanic ritual* Slit their throats! Feast on their innards! Spill the blood of the innocent!

Redwallers: Evil! Evil! Away with you, foul demon!

Offstage voice: Innocent! He's just a victim! You're just looking for a scapegoat!

Byrony: Innocent? He just drew a bloody pentagram...with blood!

Voice: Uh...kool-aid?

chupacabra
April 10th, 2006, 03:58 PM
Where that abbey everyone is talking about full of treasures?

chupacabra
April 10th, 2006, 04:17 PM
Veil : I want ...that new Xbox.
Bryony: Are you confessing your sins?
Veil: Yes.(whispering) I also want to win the lottery and that cute little ferret that makes fun of my claws. I want also a basket full of candies, and football. I want to see the easter bunny. I will tell him I want that little ferret for easter.
Bryony : I can't hear you.
Veil: I am sorry that I told skipper he was a cyclops and that little ferret was a fatty. I didn't mean to knock the living daylights out of her and throw her in the lake. I should have thrown her over the abbey gates and I should I introduce her to the dibbuns. They would have taught her to call me freaky claws.. old Fatty.
Byrony: Are you sorry that you did those things?
Veil: Yes..especially since I didn't get to thrown her off the abbey wall.
Bryony: What about stealing all that stuff ?Are you going to give it all back and say you are sorry?

Sagrived Switpaw
April 13th, 2006, 07:59 PM
All......right! Enough stalling Sagrived! It's time for a winner!

Um.......Badrang3! Your up!

Badrang3
April 14th, 2006, 10:09 AM
Huzzah!

http://www.redwall.net/library/redwall.jpg

Ember Nickel
April 14th, 2006, 10:36 AM
Vermin: So whatever happened to that top window?

Barkstripe
April 14th, 2006, 02:23 PM
Mathias: "Martin. Can you make this sword at least smaller than me? I can hardly lift it."
MArtin: "Don't complain to me. I told you not to drink coffee."

Grath
April 14th, 2006, 11:20 PM
Random rat: ???? tv, the secondary show should be in the top corner, now I can't see if Cluny made a touchdown.

:rolleyes:

Constance2
April 15th, 2006, 02:35 PM
Rat1: Hey look! It's the statue of Liberty!
Rat2: Duh, this is England, not New York harbor!

chupacabra
April 15th, 2006, 06:20 PM
Oh great! someone is throwing cherry bombs.

Constance2
April 17th, 2006, 09:50 AM
A winner, por favor?

Sagrived Switpaw
April 17th, 2006, 10:24 AM
Matthias: "WOW! Third Dimension!"

Cluny: "You can not escape me this way mouse, no Dimens.....thing will stop me!!!!"

Matthias: "Na na na na na.....Cluny can't get me!!!!"

Rolinko
April 17th, 2006, 06:52 PM
Badger on battlements: I think the subliminal chocolate candy advertisement might be working.


A winner, por favor?
It has not yet been 5 days, nor have there been 10 entries.

Constance2
April 18th, 2006, 08:14 AM
Oh, sorry. I didn't know the rules. :shades:

Tesra
April 18th, 2006, 11:24 AM
Rat 1 : - Their first tapestry was better, if you want to know...
Rat 2 : - Yeah, and this one'll be more difficult to steal away...

chupacabra
April 18th, 2006, 05:00 PM
rat one: Is this the line to restroo,
rat two: No. It is the line for martin the rocker concert.

The_Outcast_of_Redwall
April 18th, 2006, 05:22 PM
Even evil, nasty rats have to have guardian angels...

Sagrived Switpaw
April 21st, 2006, 11:43 AM
Someone mentioned (not too long ago) that this thread dip's in and out of "Life."

I agree!

Constance2
April 22nd, 2006, 08:01 AM
I agree. People seem to forget the humor in life. :p

Chelki Sureshot
April 22nd, 2006, 05:29 PM
This thing is 66 pages long now, (with 15 posts a page) Maybe someone whould start a new one.

Badrang3
April 23rd, 2006, 02:20 PM
I think I like Tesra's the best.

Tesra
April 24th, 2006, 02:20 AM
Thanks, Badrang !

http://www.seanrubin.com/pictures/2_MarielCover.jpg

Let ye go !

chupacabra
April 24th, 2006, 09:06 AM
:cornflow: take that you, rat.

Kreeve
April 25th, 2006, 04:22 AM
Tarquin (To Dandin):Watch where you swing that sword,will you?

Constance2
April 25th, 2006, 03:02 PM
Dandin: This is how pro baseball players do their stuff!
Mariel: And this is how pro polo players do it!
Tarquin: And this is how professional jesters do it!

Tesra
May 2nd, 2006, 12:13 PM
Anything else ?

Chelki Sureshot
May 2nd, 2006, 05:43 PM
I doubt it. Time is up, anyway. And there needs to be a new thread started for this, this one is way long.

Tesra
May 3rd, 2006, 07:00 AM
If you need a winner, I would say Kreeve.

Kreeve
May 3rd, 2006, 08:12 AM
Thanks!I never won before:D


http://i31.photobucket.com/albums/c356/Shoggra/french.jpg

There you go!I post the winner after 5 days or 10 posts right?

Sagrived Switpaw
May 3rd, 2006, 08:27 AM
Mattimeo: "Hey Tim, why do you think he's a wearing that mask?"

Slagar: *Shoot's Mattimeo an ugly look*
Slagar: "To stop me from eating little mouseys!!!!!!"

Tim Churchmouse: "No! He's probably just got the pneumonia!"

Tess Churchmouse: "WOW! Pneumonia! This guy isn't preserving his life expectancy. He's also got an axe perched right behind his head."

Ember Nickel
May 3rd, 2006, 02:44 PM
1000th post in this thread!

Slagar (to mouse on left): If you think growing a new hairstyle will intimidate me, you're wrong.