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Lonna Bowstripe
August 21st, 2004, 12:52 PM
Okay, ya'll, this is exactly like Rill's... except for it's strictly Redwall.


Cinnabarr Rivershell
August 21st, 2004, 01:46 PM
I think that picture was used in the last caption contest.

Akkess of Empyrean
August 21st, 2004, 02:14 PM
Yep, it was. Best find a new one.

Lonna Bowstripe
August 21st, 2004, 09:12 PM

Cinnabarr Rivershell
August 21st, 2004, 11:07 PM
That's a very complicated picture to caption. Ahh well. Lets see if anybody tackles it.

August 22nd, 2004, 12:17 AM
fixed. use the image tags please.


Akkess of Empyrean
August 23rd, 2004, 07:13 PM
This is a toughy, so here goes my pathelic attempt :rolleyes: :

First otter: What are we, horses?
Second otter: Ah, shut yer trap an' pull the cart!
Florian: Righto chaps! Let's do jumping jacks!
Squirrel in blue: Let's do the cancan!
Mouse in red: No, let's do ballet!
Everyone else: No, let's go kill the monster!!!!!!
Florian: Good Idea! To Frankenstein's castle, wot wot!
Everybody:*Cheers* and brandishes an array of staffs that hold personal belongings.

Wasn't that terrible? :rolleyes: But someone has to try it! :D

August 24th, 2004, 09:23 AM
1st otter: Listen, mate, this troupe's a drag. But I've got everythin' staged. We can both turn out rich otters if'n we pull this'n off nicely....
2nd otter: Wot, y' mean killin' everyone an' stealin the treasure, matey?
1st otter: Not so loud, dunderhead! 'ush now, 'ere comes that rabbit.
Florian: Ah-hah! W'isp'rin behind me back, eh?(to troupe) Ahoy, there, or whatever lingo you chaps use, this two buckoes are plottin'; behind our backs. What shall be their sentence, eh?
Baby mouse: Choppa off their tails an' take away their pudding for fifty-'leven days, ho yes!
Other creatures: Kill 'em!

A rather gruesome and pathetic caption indeed......

Say, what type of caption are we supposed to put to win anyway?

August 24th, 2004, 03:14 PM
Florian: Ha, they'll never guess we're really rats in disguise, will they?
Dwopple: Mista Florian, are we dere yet? I need to go potty...
Florian: Look m'lad, rats in disguise cant use the toilet can they now?
Dwopple: Eh, we're not rats...
Florian: So! You tryin' to trick me, wot?
Dwopple: Er...

Lonna Bowstripe
August 24th, 2004, 05:17 PM
Cheese wins

August 25th, 2004, 07:13 AM
huh? oh right...
http://www.sullivanet.com/redwall/encyc/scans/marlfox/ascrod.jpg best i could get.

August 25th, 2004, 10:49 AM
I liked them all... but yeah, Cheese's was the best.

I've been sitting here for dang near an hour and I just can't think of a caption to go along with that picture... :mad:

Lonna Bowstripe
August 25th, 2004, 03:54 PM
Yeah Cheese, ya need to get something with at least 2 people.

Cinnabarr Rivershell
August 25th, 2004, 05:35 PM
NO! NO! Keep the picture Cheese. I like a challenge. But first I must go running (Cross-country tryouts are friday) But I'll tackle it later tonight after dinner when I get back.

Cinnabarr Rivershell
August 26th, 2004, 01:01 AM
Sorry to double post and all, but I'm sure you will all find it in your hearts to forgive me.

The caption: Hey! Who cut out the fox in the picture?!?!?!?!?!

If you get it, then it's pretty funny. If you don't get it, then it obviously won't be funny.

August 26th, 2004, 12:00 PM
i get it, but ill have to do another. sorry cinn.
sorry, but im having trouble seeing pictures, heres a link. (http://www.redwall.org/redwall/halftail.html)

Cinnabarr Rivershell
August 26th, 2004, 06:46 PM
Don't cater to quitters Cheese.

August 27th, 2004, 10:35 AM
yeah youre right. why does it need to have two people. the caption could be a thought, like "Ascrod wondered if the abbey was made of cake, or sandstone" or something. if noone else posts by tomorrow, cinn wins.

Lonna Bowstripe
August 27th, 2004, 05:49 PM
*sigh* Here goes my sad attempt...:rolleyes:

Caption: A shadow wearing a cloak? What in the world is that? It's contrasting 2 and 3 dimentionsal images!! That's just... not art!

Cinnabarr Rivershell
August 28th, 2004, 12:57 AM
yeah youre right. why does it need to have two people.
Go Cheese! Go Cheese! That's the attitude!!!

August 28th, 2004, 02:22 PM
cheers. i raise my glass to you cinn...oh yeah, and sorry to lonna, but, my rubbish choice in pictures is what defines me from the crowd... :p

Cinnabarr Rivershell
August 28th, 2004, 04:36 PM
Does that mean I win? *crosses fingers*

August 29th, 2004, 06:31 AM
fine. do a decent pic, not like mine. ;)

Cinnabarr Rivershell
August 29th, 2004, 07:01 PM
In Kel's voice, "AHHH Here it goes!!!"


Akkess of Empyrean
August 29th, 2004, 11:14 PM
Matthias: YYOOOWWW!!!!! That really hurt!!!!!*sniff* Why Cluny, why?! All I wanted to do was make peace, and you ruined it!!!!! I'm going to have to spank you!!!! YAAAAAAHHHHHH!!!!!
Cluny: NOOOOO!!!!! I'm warning you mouse, I have a very sensetive posterior!!!! If you dare spank me, I shall have to poke you with reasonable force!!!!
Cornflower: Enough you two! Just.....hello? Why aren't you listening? Hello? Listen to me!!!!!!!!!


August 30th, 2004, 12:12 AM
Cluny: Before I kill you both, I've just got one thing to say.
Matthias: What's that?
Cornflower: Yeah?
Cluny: I just saved hundreds on my car insurance by switching to Geico

Aleisou Swiftpounce
August 30th, 2004, 05:18 AM
Cornflower: Hey! Look, mum, I'm on the telly! *Waves*

'Tis the best I could do :p

August 30th, 2004, 12:30 PM
thats the one i tried to do first, but it wouldnt appear! :eek: great minds think alike!
er, anyways...i wont enter, cos my choice in pictures seems to need some rehab. :/

Bereden the Intrepid
August 30th, 2004, 03:45 PM
Cornflower: Matthias, get back here and help me wash dishes!
Matthias: Not now, Can't you see I'm busy!
Cluny: You're in for it now!

Lonna Bowstripe
September 2nd, 2004, 08:27 PM
Cluny: Whatca lookin' at me for?
Matthias: I'm not, but anyone have a breath mint? You sure need one.
Cluny: How dare you insult me! I'll have to kill you!
Matthias: Hey, I bet a hundred bucks I can do the chicken dance longer!
Cornflower: Last one standing wins! Ready, Set, GO!
Matthias trips.
Cornflower: Cluny wins. Matthias, give Cluny a hundred bucks.
Matthias, head lowered, charges into Cluny, flipping him out the window.
Matthias and Cornflower: Well, that's better than breaking Joseph Bell!

Lyrian Aryns
September 2nd, 2004, 08:40 PM
The birthday party attendees were shocked as their pinata suddenly started fighting back.

...I normally don't participate in these things, but that one just randomly popped into my head. So. :p

September 2nd, 2004, 09:08 PM
Wide open mouth contest. Winner take bell.

Cinnabarr Rivershell
September 3rd, 2004, 01:06 AM
All right! You all had funny captions, but the one that made me laugh the most was TBT's.
Cluny: Before I kill you both, I've just got one thing to say.
Matthias: What's that?
Cornflower: Yeah?
Cluny: I just saved hundreds on my car insurance by switching to Geico

September 3rd, 2004, 01:19 PM
here goes:

September 3rd, 2004, 02:43 PM
Mouse: Look! The lesser spotted green woodpecker.

Hare: Ah yes. Observe his elegant flight and how swiftly he turns upon spotting his prey.

Otter: Notice too his bill, perfectly adapted to great his abode from the very heart of the tree itself.

Squirrel: It is truly a wonder to behold.

Badger: Lookee, oreo!!

Bereden the Intrepid
September 3rd, 2004, 10:27 PM
Mouse: Look!

Hare: Up in the sky!

Squirrel: It's a bird!

Otter: It's a plane!

Badger: It's Superman!

Akkess of Empyrean
September 3rd, 2004, 10:48 PM
Mouse: Akh! That bird pooped on me!!!!
Squirrel: Er, that was me, sorry.
Otter: I think my eyesite's goin'.
Badger: Going where?
Hare: You're a bally idiot, wot wot!....you know, that bird looks familiar.....
Otter: I don't see no bird!
Mouse: It's Akkess! :lol:

:rolleyes: I couldn't resist ;) . I can only imagine what Cinnabarr thinks. ;)

Lonna Bowstripe
September 4th, 2004, 05:59 PM
This one just popped into my head...

Otter: It's a bird!
Hare: It's a plane!
Mouse starts making rap noises.
Badger: It's a Spiderman 2 oreo, Whohoo! It's a Spiderman 2 oreo, Whohoo!
Squirrel: I like it! I like it!
Otter: Between two chocolate wafers,
Hare: Is the vanilla cream filling,
Otter: I ate too much, so it's killing
Hare: Me!
Squirrel: I like it! I like it!
Otter: Spidey's picture's on it
Hare: As I eat it bit by bit
Otter: And we'll keep eating it
Hare: 'Till everybeast's had their fill!
Squirrel: I like it! I like it!
Badger: It's a Spiderman 3 oreo, Yippee! It's a Spiderman 3 oreo, Yippee!
Squirrel: I like it!
Otter: I'm lovin' it!
Hare: McDonald's! Where? I'm jolly well flippin' famished, wot! Gimmee a flippin' hamburger!

September 5th, 2004, 07:19 AM
later on, the travellers would regret not watching their step while walking-they all fell into the gorge. bad. baad.

Barrag Barr
September 5th, 2004, 10:10 AM
Mouse is looking up
Hare arrives and sees the mouse and also looks up
otter turns up and copies the others
Squirrel walks along and mimics the other three
Badger begins looking up then turns to the squirrel.

Badger: Er what are we looking at?

Squirrel: I don't know i'll ask the otter,Excuse me what are we looking at?

Otter: I don't know matey i'll ask the hare.

Hare: I dont bally Know,I was copien' this mouusy chap,wow,wot!Mr mouse would you kindly tell me what we are observing.

Mouse: I not looking at anything,i have a stiff neck!

Sorry its the best i could do :confused: :slagar

September 11th, 2004, 02:51 PM
Okayyyyy. I'm going to begin by saying I really didnt like anyones responses. At all. But people stopped giving captions a few days ago, so I figured I should pick a winner.

Keyla you win.

November 1st, 2004, 07:54 PM
Revival. Because I felt like it.

FYI Hefty rat: Threeclaws. Small rat: Vitch. Fox on the side: Slagar.

Ferahgo the Assassin
November 1st, 2004, 08:08 PM
Threeclaws: "Hey, Vitch."
Vitch: "What?"
Threeclaws: "Don't turn around, but Slagar's not wearing any pants!"

Edit: Never mind the fact that Vitch is also not wearing any pants.

Aleisou Swiftpounce
November 2nd, 2004, 02:10 PM
Err... I can't see the picture.

November 2nd, 2004, 02:25 PM
threeclaws: what choo put in dis porridge vitch?
vitch: aah, *taps nose*
threeclaws: no, dis bes tasty. wanna know whats innit!
virch: yeah, well...

Akkess of Empyrean
November 2nd, 2004, 06:35 PM
Threeclaws: Hey Vitch, you smell good...what is that, Stetson's?
Vitch: No, it's Calvin Klein's Romance! You like it too? Oh I'm so glad, I thought I'd try something new-sshhh! Here comes Slagar, do you think he'll notice?


November 2nd, 2004, 07:30 PM
Err... I can't see the picture.
Then you'll have to go to http://www.redwall.tv/images/matti/vitch/rat25.jpg
If you still can't see it... :confused:

November 2nd, 2004, 08:30 PM
Err... I can't see the picture.

I think he means that he can't see Slagar.

November 3rd, 2004, 12:11 PM
no, she (i think its a she, for some reason) doesnt. she(he) means the picture wont show up. probably.

Aleisou Swiftpounce
November 3rd, 2004, 01:00 PM
O.o I didn't realise I forgot to reveal my gender to everybody. I have this strange thing where I assume everybody knows.

Well, just so you know, I'm a girl and when I said the picture won't show up, I meant a little red cross appears. KILL THE RED CROSS!
But it's fine now.

Lonna Bowstripe
November 4th, 2004, 08:33 PM
Threeclaws: Yum! Dis soop good! Whadja put ina Vitch?
Vitch: Psst! Ever notice there's only half of Slager?
Eyes: Ooh, I'm telling! :rolleyes:

November 7th, 2004, 02:10 PM
lonna bowstripe: it would appear you took what i said and edited about three words. why?
hey, rolinko, who won? i know youre active at the mo, and this has been up for a while.

November 7th, 2004, 02:39 PM
lonna bowstripe: it would appear you took what i said and edited about three words. why?
hey, rolinko, who won? i know youre active at the mo, and this has been up for a while.
It's only been up for a week but I guess that's enough...
Well out of the four I have to choose from (two of which are strikingly similar- I agree, Cheesy) I guess I'll give it to Ferahgo's erroneous caption. The unusual dress (or undress) habits of Redwallers has proven to be a constant source of amusement to me
So Ferahgo you get the next photo if you want it
Or else someone else
Or else I have more ideas
I'll give it a few days

Lonna Bowstripe
November 7th, 2004, 05:25 PM
lonna bowstripe: it would appear you took what i said and edited about three words. why?
I noticed that there was only half of Slagar and posted my caption without reading yours. :p

Ferahgo the Assassin
November 7th, 2004, 06:54 PM

Okay, next pic, and since the masked fox is so cool:


Cinnabarr Rivershell
November 7th, 2004, 09:20 PM
Slagar the Cruel: Pikachu I choose you! Thunderbolt now!

November 7th, 2004, 09:29 PM
:slagar Slagar: "Allow me to show you all what I like to do with little annoying vermin in signatures."

November 7th, 2004, 10:00 PM
Slagar: Hey man! It's like, when I move my hand to the camera, it looks like I'm reaching for all of your souls! Huhuhuhuhuhuhuh!

November 7th, 2004, 10:51 PM
Slagar: Give me the ring Matthias or I will toss you into Mt. Doom.

November 8th, 2004, 07:48 AM
Slagar: "So come up to the lab and see what's on the slab. I see you shiver in antici... pation."


November 8th, 2004, 09:21 AM
Slagar: "*rawr*"

November 8th, 2004, 12:16 PM
Slagar: Please help me you've got to get me out of here, they're keeping me against my will, they've shaved my head, quick use the printer before that ferret with the eyes in his shoulder tries to stop me.

November 8th, 2004, 03:08 PM
female stoat in background: i still think we should have worn tutus. it would, like, sooooo sell more copies of this dvd!

Aleisou Swiftpounce
November 8th, 2004, 03:44 PM
Wait... I don't like the one I did before. Can a scribe delete it please (or replace it with this)?

Slagar: *tap tap* What on earth are you doing in there?

P.S: Cheese, you're sooo gonna win!

November 8th, 2004, 04:03 PM
Slagar: Hey you guys, I just noticed I only have four fingers!

Akkess of Empyrean
November 10th, 2004, 09:04 PM
Slagar: Hi Mom!!! I'm just in Mossflower woods right now and....oops, I forgot!
You're dead! Teehee! Never mind! let me just turn the camera off!

Nora the Rover
November 11th, 2004, 05:30 PM
Slagar: "Uncle Slagar wants YOU to join the Evil Vermin Alliance of Mossflower!"

Lonna Bowstripe
November 12th, 2004, 03:12 PM
Stoat: Hey Slagar, stop sticking up your middle finger!
Slagar: *evil laugh* I'm sticking up the other one!

November 12th, 2004, 04:32 PM
Slagar:I told you not to tape my bad side!
Camera Man:But you were facing the camera!
Slagar:I don't care!
Slagar:I'll strangle you!
Director:Slagar remember you have a mask on!
C.M.:You better be!

November 13th, 2004, 12:42 PM
so ferahgo, who won?

Martin of Redwall II
November 13th, 2004, 11:39 PM
ya who won?
and i cnt find my post on this topic..................

Ferahgo the Assassin
November 15th, 2004, 06:47 PM
Okay, guys. Sorry for the delay; I went to Michigan for a few days and wasn't able to use the computer. So! A lot of those were really good, and I had a hard time choosing, but I decided on Felldoh's caption because I have a special soft spot for Rocky Horror. ;)

November 21st, 2004, 02:20 PM
Um, any chance of a new caption any time soon?

November 25th, 2004, 12:05 AM
Yay! I won! Thank you Rocky Horror Picture Show! :D Personally, I'd have chosen Nora the Rover's or Grath's... but thats me. :p

*Slaps self* Sorry! It slipped my mind!


Have a ball!

Martin of Redwall II
November 25th, 2004, 10:12 AM
Dandin: heya mariel ....

cant think of anythin else :lol:

November 25th, 2004, 02:17 PM
er..yeah twoey. 'xcept its martin.

okay...kinda tricky.

Martin was shocked, hurt and pleased simultaneously by the cavity search.

November 25th, 2004, 04:55 PM
Martin: Wow, Rose sure fell a long way!

Ferahgo the Assassin
November 25th, 2004, 05:56 PM
Martin: Wow, I just realized that I only have two teeth!

Cinnabarr Rivershell
November 25th, 2004, 11:08 PM
Mouse: Hey Alex, can I have some of that milk?

Akkess of Empyrean
November 27th, 2004, 12:16 AM
Martin: Hey guys, want to see how long I can keep this expression of open- mouthness and determination? Okay!

*He keeps the expression of open-mouthness and determination for the rest of his life and becomes a highly disciplined warrior of peace and died of lack of sleep and the fact that he couldn't tell Rose he loved her because he can't talk and he has no life*


Lonna Bowstripe
November 27th, 2004, 11:32 AM
Why is martin on the ground with a hangman's noose around his neck?

Martin of Redwall II
November 27th, 2004, 12:04 PM
wat gave u that wild idea? ;)

November 28th, 2004, 10:13 PM
Martin: "How's the weather down there, Grumm?"

(I wholeheartedly apologize to all who may be short in stature who may have taken offense from this post. I meant nothing by it, I swear.) ;)

November 29th, 2004, 03:15 PM
hey, who won? the five days is up, isnt it?

November 29th, 2004, 04:25 PM
My bet's on Badders3.

December 1st, 2004, 10:13 PM
Aww... hard to choose. Hmm... I guess I'll have to go with... Badrang3. I liked Cinnabarr's alot too, nice way to play off my sig. :p

December 1st, 2004, 10:23 PM
Hey, thanks! Ok, I found this picture, but it may be a bit small.

December 1st, 2004, 10:42 PM
Director: Action.
Matthias: Sorry- trod on my habit, Father Abbot...
Director: Cut! For the third time, you are supposed to say Abbot instead of habit, and-
Matthias: Oh forget it! Can't we just cut that line?

Bereden the Intrepid
December 2nd, 2004, 11:02 AM
Matthias: AW NUTS!!
Abbot: Yes they are, now if you would be so kind as to pick them all up.

December 2nd, 2004, 02:54 PM
Matthias: Hmmm. I see a tall, handsome stranger in your future. And...yeah, you'll get a windfall. So, that'll be 19 candied chestnuts, please.
Abbot: I'm not-
Matthias: Aah! I see the Grim! He says you must pay!

Lonna Bowstripe
December 2nd, 2004, 07:15 PM
Abbot: Now why are you collecting blueberrys, Matthias?
Matthias: So I can dye my face blue like yours!

December 3rd, 2004, 10:24 AM
Matthias: Wow...
Father Abbot: I know, who could have thought that these little things called "Marbles" could bring so much roundness to a creatures life..
Matthias: No, look at the wall....wow...

December 3rd, 2004, 04:54 PM
Matthias:Father Abbot can I ask you a question?
Father Abbot: Yes Mattias. What is the qustion?
Matthias: Why can't Ringmaster think up a caption better then this lame one?
Father Abbot: I don't know?...

Akkess of Empyrean
December 3rd, 2004, 06:58 PM
Matthias: May I help you?
Abbot: Yes, I would like a basket of assorted nuts to go, please.
Matthias: Alright, that will be three apples please, go to the second alter.
Abbot: Do you take Interac?
Matthais:...No...Oh, would you like fries with that?
The Abbot, short of cash in apples, knocks Matthias out with a his sandal steals the nuts, takes the fries, and makes a run for it.

I couldn't think of a currency, so I used apples. :rolleyes:

December 6th, 2004, 05:00 PM
Well, it's been six days, so I'm going to say that Rillflag won.

December 6th, 2004, 10:32 PM

Lonna Bowstripe
December 7th, 2004, 05:41 PM

December 7th, 2004, 05:46 PM
Martin:Alright everyone lets got to fort Marshank and get rid of that tyrant once and for all!!!!!!!!!!!

Rose: Oh Martin has a nice butt. :D :eek:

Lonna Bowstripe
December 7th, 2004, 05:50 PM
I can't think of a caption, but Grath's just made me really crack up. :lol: :lol:

December 7th, 2004, 06:58 PM
Martin:Ooooooonwdra to freedom

BJ: Lousy computer.

Bereden the Intrepid
December 7th, 2004, 08:39 PM
Martin *to rose*: come on, hurry up!

Rose: YOU made me carry this stupid flag while YOU walked ahead, and now YOU'RE telling me to HURRY UP! I WILL NOT HURRY UP! IN FACT, If YOU want this flag carried into battle YOU have to do it YOURSELF, because I REFUSE to carry it any more!!!!!!

Brome: Rose, I'll carry the flag. Please, let's just keep going.

Rose: No YOU WON'T. You are going to stay RIGHT there until Martin carries the flag. *Rose Glares at Martin, as Brome just shakes his head*

Fifteen Minutes Pass Silently

Martin: ALRIGHT! ALRIGHT! I'll Carry the Flag. Can we attack Marshank Now? *looks pleadingly at Rose*

Rose *kisses Martin on the cheek*: Yes.

December 7th, 2004, 09:30 PM
Martin:Alright everyone lets got to fort Marshank and get rid of that tyrant once and for all!!!!!!!!!!!
Rose: Oh Martin has a nice butt. :D :eek:With that for competition there is no contest. But what the hey.
Rose: Martin, that noose around your neck is loose again.
Martin: For the last time, it's A TIE!
Brome: A shirt and tie but no pants?
Martin: It's A TUNIC!!

December 8th, 2004, 03:13 PM
Martin: Raagh! Bow to the silhouette featured on every Redwall merchandise item (available from www.redwall.org - hat+glove set perfect for winter!).
Obverse the mighty cheapo sword, my bargain bin tunic, the tie I can never manage to do up! Bow, I say!

Cinnabarr Rivershell
December 8th, 2004, 10:28 PM
Rose: I say YES
Martin: I say NO
Rose: I say STOP!
Martin: I say GO! GO! GO!

(special thanks to the Beatles)
(modified version by Cinnabarr)

Akkess of Empyrean
December 11th, 2004, 12:02 AM
Yeah, gotta love Grath's. :lol: Here's goes my pitiful attempt.

Martin: Llama!

Creativity block. Big granite block. :rolleyes:

December 11th, 2004, 04:09 PM
Martin: Give em' blood an' vinager bally good ole' chaps wot wot!
Rose: 0_0

December 11th, 2004, 04:43 PM
Martin: The time has come to stand and fight! No longer shall we give in to tyranny and oppression! Together we will rid the land of the Tyrant and all his kind! We march for Marshank!

Rose:Uh, Martin, Marshank is THAT way...

December 13th, 2004, 03:52 PM

My kind of funny > your kind of funny

I am very weird.

Anyway, I loved Akkess's so she wins.

Akkess of Empyrean
December 13th, 2004, 09:51 PM
Wha...? Huh. Never saw that one coming. I thought it would be Grath...
Well, alrighty then. I take up thy mighty role ;) !


Knock yourselves out! :p (wierd eyes, huh?)

December 14th, 2004, 02:40 PM
That's Vitch from Mattemeo isn't it? if its not I'll still use his name any way.

Vitch: *gasp* You mean I can save a bunch of money on my sword insurance by switching to Geico?!?! Sign me up!!!!

December 14th, 2004, 05:32 PM
Eyes: Yes I am scary aren't I?
Vitch: No that. AHHHH!

December 14th, 2004, 05:37 PM
Mouse looking guy-Harry, take off that invisbility cloak.
Harry Potter-ohhhhhhh her-moine!

December 14th, 2004, 07:04 PM
Vitch: All right, who put glue in my eyedrops?

Lonna Bowstripe
December 14th, 2004, 09:47 PM
Vitch: This is the ? time a caption conest picture has had a random pair of eyes. Answer and win a prize!

December 15th, 2004, 04:44 PM
Vitch: This is the ? time a caption conest picture has had a random pair of eyes. Answer and win a prize!
The Third time! ^_^

Cinnabarr Rivershell
December 15th, 2004, 05:47 PM
Vitch: Aaaarrrgggg!!!! Lost another loan to Ditech!

December 15th, 2004, 07:48 PM
"I don't believe it. I won't believe it. I can't believe it's not BUTTER!!!"

So what's the prize you're giving Ringmaster, Lonna?

December 21st, 2004, 10:54 PM
Hey Akkess! Don't leave us hangin'!

Where did that birdlady flap off to?

Cinnabarr Rivershell
December 21st, 2004, 11:01 PM
Rolinko - birdlady

December 22nd, 2004, 10:55 AM
haharr! let me sneak in an entry!

Voice: And this is Vitch, modelling the new "Cloak and Dagger" line, by Chickenhound. Notice also the new contact lenses, a colour we like to call "Black". And of course the brilliant mascara by Sela, a true goddess.

Akkess of Empyrean
December 22nd, 2004, 11:30 PM
Sorry mates! Alright! *Drumroll*..................................The winner is..........

Cheesethief!!!! *applause* :D
Congratulations on your "Cloak and Dagger" entry! Very entertaining!Cheesethief, Yoooouu're up!

ps- Rolinko gets a million points for the birdlady! AND takes the podium for second place, with his brilliant butter entry!

December 23rd, 2004, 03:00 PM
alright! thankyou!

so...i have a chronic problem which makes me choose bad pictures...but ill have a go.


December 23rd, 2004, 03:27 PM
Martin: Toro, toro, toro! OLE!

December 23rd, 2004, 06:13 PM
Martin: Hello Mrs. Ganet for Christmas I decided to get you this lovely pair of fishnet stockings to hide those ugly crows feet you have.

Mrs. Ganet: What?!?! how dare you call my legs ugly!!! Oh you are going to get such a pecking.

December 23rd, 2004, 08:32 PM
Martin: AND as a bonus, you get a free 1m by 1m net for all your fish catching needs!

Gannet: Awsome, I'll take 3. How much is it?

Martin: Well, I'll make a special offer just for you! All it will cost will be one, yes ONE baby shrew, and for a limited time only, we pay the GST for you.

December 27th, 2004, 02:59 PM
"I told you, I'm not setting up the badminton net until you fellows quit joking about being the 'birdies!'"

December 29th, 2004, 12:11 PM
right. winner is [drum roll] Hisk. grath and rolinko joint second. badrang3 fourth.

December 29th, 2004, 03:00 PM
Yay! I feel special now. :lol:

December 29th, 2004, 09:27 PM
Now if I only new how to post PICTURES. aargh...

December 29th, 2004, 09:28 PM
(sorry for triple post here it wasn't on porpuse! OOps i must have broken a record.)

December 30th, 2004, 10:59 AM
You go up to the bar on your typing box thing and there should be a paperclip. Click on the paper clip and it should tell you to enter the address of the picture you want to put up. (It;s a good idea to find pictures on yahoo because they have the addresses under them.)

December 30th, 2004, 11:11 AM
doesn't work, I justt get a link, not a picture....

Lyrian Aryns
December 30th, 2004, 12:00 PM
You click on the little mountain and sun thingy. Or just type:


But take out the *. And put your picture's address between the [img] things.

To get the address of an image, you just right click on it and select "properties"; the address is in about the middle of the little box than pops up.

December 30th, 2004, 02:13 PM
Logalog: Er...Matthias...it's dead.

December 30th, 2004, 07:44 PM
Matthias: So Mr.Dead Snake it appears you have five cavities and a major overbite. Don't worry though I can stab the teeth with cavities then Log-a-Log here can fill them with mud and if that doesn't work I can just pull them out. For the over bite though you have to wear headgear for the next 6-7 months. Remember brush your teeth twice aday with Crest toothpaste.

December 31st, 2004, 03:26 PM
Aargh! what happened? Somehow my picture turned into a picture ofI don't know why it keeps switching between one pic and the other and who knows, maybe it will have stopped by the time the reader reads this, but I managed to grab the pic and save it. I'll show it. Seems like someone's idea of a practical joke to me.
Special mentions...Million points...Twice I get 2nd place...Twice...*grumble*

EDIT: Hey Ferahgo, I think you captioned the wrong image. ;)
EDIT2: Hey Hisk, you can wait for more than 4 captions, you know. You only posted it yesterday; most contests last about a week. And considering that half the time the wrong pic was up, most folks weren't sure what to do or post anyway.

Ferahgo the Assassin
December 31st, 2004, 03:29 PM
EDIT: Hey Ferahgo, I think you captioned the wrong image. ;)

:lol: I know. I just couldn't help myself...

Pity I don't have anything decent for the real image. Maybe later.

December 31st, 2004, 03:33 PM
You'd better hurry ferehgo, once the fourth caption comes in its over!

Lonna Bowstripe
January 1st, 2005, 03:33 PM
Matthias: The rock came alive!!?

Snake: Of course I'm alive, stupid! I'll rock you, sock, you...


Also, what happened? All I see for Hisk's post is a dead shrew. I'm captioning Rolinko's.

January 1st, 2005, 03:47 PM
EDIT2: Hey Hisk, you can wait for more than 4 captions, you know. You only posted it yesterday; most contests last about a week. And considering that half the time the wrong pic was up, most folks weren't sure what to do or post anyway.

Cinnabarr Rivershell
January 3rd, 2005, 02:19 AM
Logalog- I donít know Matthias, Father Abbot told us not to venture to the Forbidden Lands.

Matthias- Ah, donít worry about it LogaLog. Itís not like hyenas are gonna pop out and get us.

*hysterical laughs are heard all around*

Matthias and LogaLog: GULP! FATHER ABBOT!!!! HELP US!!!!!

Aleisou Swiftpounce
January 3rd, 2005, 10:27 AM
Man Cinnabarr, I had *exactly* the same thoughts on my mind!

January 4th, 2005, 09:37 PM
(I'm being a bit of a copycat, but I'm doing it anyway.)

"I wonder if its brains are still in there!"
"There's only one way to know. Let's go check it out!"

(By the way Lonna, this isn't MY contest - I'm just carting HISK's contest picture, 'cause it was acting wierd. It's his contest, and he's the judge.)

Akkess of Empyrean
January 7th, 2005, 06:04 PM
List of Front page captions from local Redwall tabloids:

"Startling Evidence that Asmodeus once had a family!"

"Asmodeus was part of a disfunctional family!"

"Asmodeus killed his family!"

"Drunk abbey mouse attacks skeleton of snake!"

"Is Asmodeus really Asmodeus?"

"Dinosaur found in local quarry!"

"The son of Old Poisonteeth?!"

"Quarry bought by Redwall landscaping company, RLC!"

"Shrew dressed like a monk found in quarry!"

"RLC shortlived! All workers missing and presumed dead!"

How lame is this, eh? :rolleyes:

January 7th, 2005, 07:14 PM
So Hisk who won?

January 7th, 2005, 07:56 PM
This was tough, but I give it too............................................... .............................

Akkess! I love cornyness.

And honourable mention to Ferehgo for his caption of my, er, previous image. Had that been the real one he would have won.

Akkess of Empyrean
January 7th, 2005, 10:20 PM
Oh What?! :eek: Akkess is on a roll!!!


Matthias is at a bit of a disadvantage, no?

Knock yourselves out

January 8th, 2005, 05:38 PM
Matthias: OK we'll take 10 paces and then shoot.

Lonna Bowstripe
January 8th, 2005, 06:26 PM
Mathias: Eyes that are almost as big as me! Aaaahhh! I thought there was no Halloween in Redwall!!!!! :eek:

Cinnabarr Rivershell
January 8th, 2005, 07:15 PM
Matthias: Wow! You're almost as huge as that moon behind us!

Captain Snow: How dare you insult me you little dessert on two legs!

Matthias: Insult you? I wasn't insulting you Captain, I was only stating the obvious.

January 9th, 2005, 01:12 PM
Matthias: Wow, how did you get so big?

Snow: Oh, you know, always eat your green shrews...

January 9th, 2005, 01:46 PM
Snow: There are two doors: The door on your right leads to the source and the salvation of Mossflower. The door to your left leads back to the Martrix*, to her and the end of your species."

Matthias: A jump off this branch would be fatal...Yeah, I'm going back to Cornflower.

He walks into the light.

[*Martin, Matrix = Martrix! geddit?]

Oh, and I saw your avatar design in a shop on Granville Island, Akkess.

January 9th, 2005, 03:48 PM
(Using The Matrix [Reloaded] to your advantage eh? Well how about this...)

Snow: "You see, there is only one constant, one universal, it is the only real truth: causality. Action. Reaction. Cause and effect."
Matthias [Morpheus...;)]: "Everything begins with choice."
Snow: "No. Wrong. Choice is an illusion, created between those with power, and those without. Look there, at those shrews hiding below us. I have power, and they do not. I can eat them whenever I want, and they cannot stop me. They struggle against it, they fight to deny it, but it is of course pretense, it is a lie. The truth is they are completely out of control. Causality. There is no escape from it, they are forever slaves to it. Causality is what separates me from them, you from me."

(I get off my soapbox now...:rolleyes: )

January 10th, 2005, 03:56 PM
*intake of breath*

Ye...ye insolent dog! Curse ye!

Barrag Barr
January 14th, 2005, 01:37 PM
Snow: Why do thee come to my yree, mouse.

Matthias: To seek the advice of the great white dalmation turkey of the north.

Snow: Welcomer young deciple...

Barrag Barr
January 14th, 2005, 01:39 PM
Snow: Why do thee come to my tree, mouse.

Matthias: To seek the advice of the great white dalmation turkey of the north.

Snow: Welcome young deciple...

Akkess of Empyrean
January 15th, 2005, 03:10 PM
Alrighty, I think it's been long enough! It is my greatest pleasure to announce the winner of this round of the caption contest! :D

*Drumroll* The winner is:

Barrag Barr!

I love randomness. Barrag Barr, you're up!

Barrag Barr
January 15th, 2005, 03:35 PM
one problem, i don't seem to be able to put pictures on my post, can you tell me how

Barrag Barr
January 15th, 2005, 03:50 PM
Sorry i dubole posted but i just worked it out.

so hear we go...

January 15th, 2005, 04:08 PM
Random hare: I knew we should've taken that left turn at Albuquerque!

January 15th, 2005, 04:28 PM
Er... I think this was the very first picture in the caption contest.


Hare in centre: Here, couldn't light me up, could you?

Come on. It looks like he's holding a cigar...

January 15th, 2005, 04:29 PM
hare in front: Oh shoot, I forgot to turn off the coffee maker back at the office. Ok, turn around everyone!

Barrag Barr
January 15th, 2005, 04:40 PM
Come on. It looks like he's holding a cigar...

lol :) Very observational Cheesethief, you've spotted the artists secret advertising.

January 15th, 2005, 05:36 PM
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Cinnabarr Rivershell
January 15th, 2005, 08:38 PM
Blue Hare: "I say, chap, take a look at those blighters following at the rear."

Red Hare: "It seems thier ears just bally ol' dropped right off!"

Blue Hare: "Ah, tis sad. Happened to my Uncle Starnose ya' know. He was just walkin on though Mossflower after dinner one night, when his blinkin' ears just fell right off in' him! He said it happened cause his brothers got to the scoff before he could lay a paw on it. Poor ol' uncle."

NOTE: The guys in the back seem to have no ears.

This is a 100% recycled post! ;)

January 16th, 2005, 10:59 AM
Hare in Red:You know, if we weren't stuck in this freaky time period, we could just shoot the vermin.

Hare in Blue:Yeah, POW!!

Hare in Red: Hey, lets light that young recruit that's been disobeying you.

Hare in Blue:Okay
Yes, I know it's stupid.

January 16th, 2005, 02:44 PM
lol Very observational Cheesethief, you've spotted the artists secret advertising. Hasta La Vista, let's say. :D

The guys in the back seem to have no ears. They are otters. :rolleyes:

"I say, chaps, do you ever get the feeling that we've been here before, maybe even done this sort of thing all before? It's kinda like that there day-sha-vooey thing I heard about..." I noticed too.

January 16th, 2005, 03:07 PM
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Cinnabarr Rivershell
January 16th, 2005, 05:28 PM
They are otters. :rolleyes:
I know they are otters. I was playing off of that to make the hares seem cluelessly funny.

January 17th, 2005, 01:07 PM
(Hare in back)

"I'd take that red shirt off if I were you, these guys look like Everton supporters."

January 17th, 2005, 02:33 PM

Yup, know that too, Ro. :D

And Cinn...I didn't know that. But know it makes sense.

Aleisou Swiftpounce
January 18th, 2005, 02:06 PM
Hare in Red: De-sha-voo! It's like that bally Matrix whatdayacallit, wot?
Hare in Blue: Good grief, yer right ole pal. Something must be wrong! I say, it must be those Rapscallion rotters...
Hare in Red: Argh! Quick, arm yourselves! Charge! EULAAALIIIAAAA!

Pretty pointless... and more Matrix. Couldn't resist though! It was staring me in the face.

January 18th, 2005, 02:17 PM
Red Hare: Now show em what you've got!
Blue Hare: Arr.

January 18th, 2005, 02:33 PM
Quick digressing question: How do I put an image in my sig?

Oh, and Barrag needs to get a winner in.

Barrag Barr
January 19th, 2005, 07:03 AM
Has it been five days already! I've been ill for 4 of em. Anyway the winner is
... Hisk
Well Done.

January 19th, 2005, 03:02 PM
Again?? Ok...

January 19th, 2005, 03:16 PM
Cornflower: Ahh! There's a bug on cluny's nose!
Cluny: AHHH! I can't see it! Stupid eye patch!
Matthias: Stand still! I'll hit it with my sword!

January 19th, 2005, 03:38 PM
Matthias: DIE Villian!
Cluny: Never!
Cornflower: Ya'll two stop fighting before I have to slap one of you.
Both: Yes Ma'am (stand and salute)

January 19th, 2005, 06:03 PM
Matthias: So this is what it was all about, Cluny? Robbery?!

Cluny: Put down the sword.

Matthias: Why did you have to nuke the whole abbey, Cluny?

Cluny: Steal $600 and you can just dissapear, still $600 000 000 and they will find you unless they think you're already dead. Put down the sword.

Cinnabarr Rivershell
January 19th, 2005, 07:20 PM
I chose that picture for the old caption contest. Itís perfectly alright Hisk, just means that you share my great taste.

Matthias: Cluny your reign of tyranny comes to an end now!

Cluny: HAHAH! Not if I have anything to do with it mouse!

Matthias: *in a low hushed voice* Come on chap, play along, my girlfriend is watching. Wink Wink.

January 19th, 2005, 11:51 PM
Wait! Before anyone swings another blade, before anyone mentions Geico, dťjŗ vu, The Matrix or Die Hard, I must make this confession, a confession I should have made the first moment I saw you... I... love you....... Cluny the Scourge!

Bereden the Intrepid
January 20th, 2005, 10:39 AM
Cornflower: Hey Matthias, I know you're in the middle of a fight right now, but I was wondering.
Matthias: *Swings sword at Cluny* What?
Cornflower: What are your thoughts about that old show "Beakmouse's World"?
Matthias: *Parries* That show was so funny, especially Lester the Rat. *Thrusts sword at Cluny*
Cluny: *Parries and launches counter attack* That show was made to defame rats. The character Lester was a moron.
Matthias: *Parries* I thought that the show was supposed to teach science to dibbuns, and besides Lester gives rats more credit than they deserve. *steps to the side of Cluny's thrust and delivers a blow to Cluny's helm*

Aleisou Swiftpounce
January 20th, 2005, 10:59 AM
Cluny: Matthias, you'll have to agree I'm the perfect villain. Come on, I mean I even look brilliant! This sunglasses are totally in, you know.

:rolleyes: When I first saw it I thought he was wearing sunglasses... silly me, I should have known better.

January 20th, 2005, 02:33 PM
Why can't we get a new picture? This is boring.

Matthias: Sing! Sing it!

Cluny: Eh...#Oh sweet Corn-flooweeer, you are...#the...er, best? Coolest? Oh. #My...true...luur-ve...#

Matthias: By Matthias.

Cluny: Er...#By Matthi-aaas!#

January 20th, 2005, 03:02 PM
And with one wave of Cornflowers magic paw, she was able to freeze Matthais and Cluny and turn them into lovely statues outside the abbey lawn where now they don't have to worry who will die, instead they will have to worry about Pigeons.

January 22nd, 2005, 06:09 PM
Ok, this has gone on long enough. The winner is....


January 22nd, 2005, 06:10 PM
Nooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo ooo! :(
(Sorry 'bout that)

Cinnabarr Rivershell
January 22nd, 2005, 06:38 PM
OMG! You should have seen me when I won! I was jumping up and down and making so much noise that my mom came into my room because she thought that there was something wrong with me. Thanks Hisk! All right here's our next picture!


Lonna Bowstripe
January 22nd, 2005, 06:50 PM
(Not sure which is Clogg and which is Badrang)

Guy on left: Why are you wearing a Boy Scout neckerchief?
Guy on right: At least I don't wear rubber bands in my beard.

January 22nd, 2005, 07:21 PM
OMG! You should have seen me when I won! I was jumping up and down and making so much noise that my mom came into my room because she thought that there was something wrong with me. Thanks Hisk! All right here's our next picture!

There isn't?
Badrang-What are you doin'
Clogg-Practicing my evil villian moustache twirl

January 22nd, 2005, 07:26 PM
Clogg: Psst...I think we're standing on seagull droppings.

Badrang:That's fine for you, you're wearing wooden shoes!

Ferahgo the Assassin
January 22nd, 2005, 07:47 PM
Clogg: "I'm not 'runk at all ... really. -hic- There's no blood in my alcohol, ociffer!"
Badrang: "Are you sure?"
Clogg: "-hic- You look like a border collie!"

January 23rd, 2005, 09:03 AM
I can't beat that...Say, he DOES look like a border collie O.o

January 23rd, 2005, 11:03 AM
Clogg: Well, Badrang me hearty, I just came down to Marshank here to give you... THE VULCAN NECK PINCH!

Badrang: Oh no! AAAAAaaaa....

January 23rd, 2005, 11:06 AM
Okay, I'm just gonna quit postin' for this. You guys are always gonna beat me.

(Whyyyyy, oh why can't I be funny) :(

January 23rd, 2005, 12:55 PM
Badrang: *sniffs Clogg* have you changed your shampoo again?
Clogg: Yarr, just look how white and silky it's made me beard.

January 23rd, 2005, 01:28 PM
Badrang: Loreal Elvive, lather it on, and feel the silky smoothness!

Clogg: I'm worth it!

Edit: Whoops, sorry there Deepspine. Mine is slightly similar to yours. I don't think they're too close, but just to let you know it wasn't intentional.

January 23rd, 2005, 06:04 PM
Clogg: Ahhh! Badrang! Me ole matey!
Badrang: Touch me again and you'll be chicken wings in the morning.

Chelki Sureshot
January 23rd, 2005, 06:35 PM
(Whyyyyy, oh why can't I be funny) :(It's allright mate. I haven't even posted one yet, 'cause I can't think of anything. I like to read them though. :D

January 23rd, 2005, 09:17 PM
Clogg: I heard that someone gets to play Elizabeth in the next Pirates of the Carribean movie while I play Jack Sparrow.

Badrang: Do you really have to rub it in.

January 27th, 2005, 05:01 PM
Sorry, just wanted to remind someone *cough*Cinabarr*cough* to post who won, I wanna try again

Cinnabarr Rivershell
January 27th, 2005, 08:49 PM
Hear Ye! Hear Ye! All participants of this here caption contest did a wonderful job. But there can be only one Pokemon Master!!!! Um... O.oops. *coughs* I mean there can only be one caption contest master for this picture! Drumroll please Elrond....
"I'm above drumrolls, Cinnabarr."
Elrond, you're just shy of playing the drums. Come on man, I've heard you in Rivendell. You rock!
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The winner is Deepspine. *pats Deepspine on the back* Good job me hearty! Har har! And here is a false virtual check for $1,000,000,000. Don't go and spend it all at once! Take us out Elrond! *Elrond starts drumming* Yeah Elrond! You rock! *Cinnabarr picks up an electric guitar and starts jamming with Elrond* We love you Long Patrol Forum!!!! Boo-yah!

January 28th, 2005, 02:36 PM
Cinn just loves low-key events. No hamming it up or anything, is there?

January 28th, 2005, 07:40 PM
:eek: What I actually won something, Oh My God, I WON HOOORRRAYYY!!!!
Woman: Shhhh
Note to self don't scream in library’s
Ok now what, right a new picture, ok calm down got to find a new picture...
....Alright this is now in fact several hours of picture searching later sorry it took so long...enjoy
*Crosses fingers and hopes it shows up right*


January 28th, 2005, 10:30 PM
Weasel: I don't get it, why are we sharing two cloaks again?

Slagar: So we can get that tale of sir robin two headed villain part in Monty Python and the Holy Grail.

Weasel: But I thought it was three heads.

Slagar: Well I could not find anyone else to participate, now quit stalling and hand me that airhorn

January 28th, 2005, 10:35 PM
Slagar: I like your stylish, trendy new haircut

Weasel: Thanks

Slagar: Can I ask how much?

Weasel: $15

Slagar: 15 bucks? I don't got that kinda money.

Weasel: We could go rob an Abbey

Slagar: That's the dumbest idea I've ever heard. Wait! I've got it! Let's go rob an Abbey!

Weasel: :rolleyes:

January 29th, 2005, 12:30 AM
Slagar: Alright men! We're going to storm the Abbey! Show no cowardice! Uh, you go first.

Goddess of Darkness
January 29th, 2005, 12:54 AM
Slagar: "Psst, we're in a caption contest, act natural!"

((Sorry, I just have to finish it off with one of these: :slagar))

January 29th, 2005, 01:00 AM
I like to read them though. :D

i like reading it too. it is funny

Aleisou Swiftpounce
January 29th, 2005, 02:57 AM
Weasel in Background: OMG! My eyes have no pupils! ARGH!

I'm more observational in these kind of things...

January 29th, 2005, 07:04 AM
Slagar-ya' know, if I try really hard, I can make my eyes look like they're stolen from an anime character :rolleyes:

That's the best my stupid stupid mind could come up with

January 29th, 2005, 03:00 PM
Slagar: ...And then, my friend, they jumped us. I killed five of them with me bare hands, before their champion, a great, one-armed pine marten, got me lower jaw. So the moral, mate, is never go to sleep smelling of melon.

Weasel: Right. So, er, can you stop breathing on me now?

January 29th, 2005, 04:14 PM
Slagar: On second thought... I liked the mullet better.

January 29th, 2005, 07:17 PM
Slagar: Psst... You the only one here that has a distinctive human hair style, so I'd like to ask you one question:Which should I get, Liberty spikes or a Mohawk?

Weasel: I'd like to ask you one question, what's a human?

January 29th, 2005, 07:35 PM
Slagar: Then this is the part where I slip a dagger in between the hero's ribs.

January 30th, 2005, 10:51 AM
Weasle: Do I have to stand watch here, Slagy?
Slagar: How many times do I have to tell you, don't call me Slagy infront of the men... they'll think I'm a sissy!
Weasle: But your so cute when you let your mask wrinkle like that!
Slagar: How can I be a cruel slave driver when you keep talking to me like that?
Weasle: Its ok I still love you..
Slagar: (whisper) I love you too, Fred.
(ok so I tried. I don't think Im that great at this...)

January 30th, 2005, 11:08 AM
Still better than my pathetic attempt *grumble*

February 2nd, 2005, 06:56 PM
's been 5 days, just to remind ya, Deepspine. Geez, why do I do this if I'm gonna lose anyway?

Lonna Bowstripe
February 2nd, 2005, 09:20 PM
Slagar: Okay psst, mates, here's what we're gonna do to capture those rottin' Abbey kids. After the show's been going on for a while, I'm gonna say: 'Now for the best trick of all. I'm gonna do the first "R" rated Broadway play!!' Then I rip off my mask and everybeast is speechless with horror, you guys grab all the kids!!

February 3rd, 2005, 10:14 AM
Alright I'm here and so is the moment you've all been waiting for, the winner of this weeks caption contest *holds out golden evelope* inside here is the name of the person who will be going on the all expeneces paid trip to Hawaii.....*pauses for dramatic effect*....and the winner is....please scroll down...


nearly there

no point in turning back now

...ah there you are, what took you so long?....well anyway, as I was saying, this weeks winner isss...Badrang3, for nearly making me choak on my dinner when I read it, yes I like simple jokes, congrats. :D

February 4th, 2005, 06:41 PM
Thank you Deepspine! And now, a brand shiny new picture type doodah thing!

February 4th, 2005, 08:09 PM
After he stole the carrots.....
After he became famous....
After he won our hearts....

This is VH1's Where Are They Now: Peter Rabbit

February 5th, 2005, 10:18 AM
Basil spent long hours in the infirmary, claiming that the flowers told him rumours. It came to a head when he accused Matthias of having a secret affair with Columbine.

Lonna Bowstripe
February 5th, 2005, 11:31 AM
Basil: Ahh!!! I'm having a bad "hare" day!!

February 5th, 2005, 05:18 PM
Basil: With this lovely selection of flowers, you can turn any boring warren into a house of splendor. Coming up next, I will show you how to take discarded arrows and turn them into lovely picture frames.

February 5th, 2005, 07:07 PM
Basil was a masculine hare.

February 5th, 2005, 07:54 PM
Basil was a masculine hare.
All the more reason why it's funny.

February 5th, 2005, 09:40 PM
All the more reason why it's funny.

no that's my caption

February 5th, 2005, 09:48 PM
You've All Got Great Captions

February 5th, 2005, 09:49 PM
'm included in that?

Anyway, welcome to Long Patrol. I'm the big guy around here and....... (wilts under Martin and the admins' glares). Okay, I'm a lowly newb.

February 5th, 2005, 11:34 PM
You "dis" yourself far too much in this thread Wormerwing. Besides, once you said you were gonna quit postin' for this, and that has half a dozen posts ago. You doin all this for attention, looking for pity points so that you'll win? Anyway. Rant over. But no more self-incrimination, it's ear-grinding. You're gonna win this time anyway.

Basil was a masculine hare.All the more reason why it's funny.no that's my captionI feel your pain, it's hard posting a caption that doen't use quote marks. I tried that once or twice, not sure they were taken seriously. And as for my photo caption, uhhh... I'll get back to you folks on that...

February 6th, 2005, 08:55 AM
I'm not looking for pity, I've just got exteeeemely low self-confidence.

And I (think) I was kidding. Not sure though.

February 6th, 2005, 08:15 PM
Basil:Yes now to prove you can comite suicide with flowers!

February 7th, 2005, 09:31 PM
Basil:Er, I swear, it's a dare! seriously!

February 8th, 2005, 10:37 AM
Matthias [hiding, whispering]: C'mon, Basil! We need you to create a diversion!
Basil [exasperated]: Whaddaya want me ta do, dress in drag and do the hula?!
Matthias: ...Close.

February 9th, 2005, 10:53 AM
tis been five days.(Why do I do this?)

February 9th, 2005, 05:04 PM
I do believe that I liked Rolinkos the best.

February 9th, 2005, 11:03 PM
I don't believe it. I honestly thought Wormerwing's tribute to VH1 would win.
Keep on truckin', Wormers- don't kick yourself so much. People believe in you. I believe in you.
Well... alrighty!
http://tn9.deviantart.com/300W/fs5.deviantart.com/i/2004/291/1/4/Sable_by_Ferahgo_the_Assassin.jpg (http://www.deviantart.com/view/11513809/)Image used with permission of Ferahgo the Assassin (artist) and Aleisou Swiftpounce (creator)
I hope the pic isn't too difficult.

February 10th, 2005, 07:57 AM
Yes, sah. Shall not be gloomy anymore.

Anyway: Here we have Sable, modeling our latest Sword and, uh, Sword line.

Alternate Caption: Sable: I'm to sexy for...

February 10th, 2005, 03:23 PM
-And so, the Western Roman Empire began its decline as the economy was no longer supported by the East...This is illustrated in this next slide....Hey! Has someone been messing with my projector? Own up? Who put the naked ferret thing in here?

-Sir, I think it's a weasel....

-Silence, Rickett!

Well, you'd get it if you had Latin with me... :D

February 10th, 2005, 03:59 PM
Announcer: And This would be the Redwall form of Hector from the Greek tale the Illiad.
Announcer: And now for the Mouse form of Achilles!

Lonna Bowstripe
February 10th, 2005, 08:23 PM
Only caption I can think of I can't post here.

February 11th, 2005, 06:51 PM
(3 govt. assassins planning a hit)

Assassin 1: Now, for figure d-1. This guy's a real nasty, he's wanted for first degree murder.

Assassin 2: Any distinguishing marks?

Assassin 1: He's got a massive scar on his left cheek, just out of view.

Assassin 3: Er, couldn't we just look for a guy who's voice is 2 octaves higher than tweety bird's?

February 15th, 2005, 05:58 PM
I'll give you all three guesses why I'm here...

February 15th, 2005, 06:08 PM
Guess I'll give it to Wormers.

HOWEVER I shouldn't due to the double entry. Bad Wormers, bad.
Just don't do that after your contest is over. It's unfair.

And I wish you had PM'd me yours, Lonna. Oh well, life goes on.

February 15th, 2005, 06:14 PM
Okay. Here, I'm faced with a dilemma. I can either win, or follow the rules. ;)
Either way, here ya go.


February 15th, 2005, 08:54 PM
Constance: "So... we start the bidding for these two kids at $50! Do I hear $60?"

February 15th, 2005, 10:02 PM
Where's Waldo just isn't the same when Waldo is played by a badger...

February 16th, 2005, 12:44 AM
Constance: "You see, when two people love each other..."

February 16th, 2005, 01:39 PM
Constance: Now, I told you Father Abbot had been ill, right, children? Well...