Jokes

[Lonna Bowstripe]

Real Newspaper headlines and ads:
Stolen painting found by tree
Dog for sale-eats anything, loves children

Actual questions asked in court:
Were you there when your picture was taken?
How many times have you commited suicide?
Did you commit the crime or not?


does santa call his elves sobordinate clauses?

[Cheesethief]

warning: heavy plant crossing. (next to a tree)

REALLY real. i saw this one a while back.