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Sagrived Switpaw
June 12th, 2006, 09:06 PM
Well Ya'll! This is Part two, of Lonna Bowstripes hit thread "The Rewall Caption Contest."

The old thread can be view here! http://forums.longpatrolclub.com/showthread.php?t=1553
And the statistics can be viewed here! http://forums.longpatrolclub.com/showpost.php?p=72864&postcount=1035 (Plus one more win for Iyla)

So far the RWCC has turned out a whopping 80 winners! With Badrang3 grabbing the title of "Grand Caption Champion." (8 wins)
That could be you this time around! So please post your "funny" captions here! (After appointed picture)
Now! Iyla was the 80th winner! So if it's at all possible........Iyla! Could you please post your picture here?
Thank you! And good luck to "ALL" contestants!

Sagrived Switpaw
June 16th, 2006, 10:08 PM
Well, since Iyla has failed to respond to my PM's.
(Or she just hasn't seen the thread)

I'd better post the first pick! (So here's a good one to kick things off)
http://img133.imageshack.us/img133/5025/forumsbannerccc0ab.png (http://imageshack.us)

Josiah the Warrior
June 17th, 2006, 02:35 AM
Matthias: Wow, Logalog, are those Old Navy sandals? Omigosh I have the exact same pair!

June 17th, 2006, 04:44 AM
"Was'sh...what ish that big...big shnake doing over ther?"

"Oh, well, you see this shiny sword here? I just hit it with my big shiny sword...are you drunk?"

"Me? Shhh-shr--shhhhrrrews dun' get drrrrunk!"

"Hey! You two! It's EYES are opening!"

"...get me sword..."

Ember Nickel
June 17th, 2006, 09:28 AM
"If I can find a n00b, I'll trade this for a rune battleaxe."

Chelki Sureshot
June 17th, 2006, 01:06 PM
Finally there's a new one! I enjoy reading them, but that other one got so long it was wierd.

June 17th, 2006, 11:14 PM
Logalog: So waht ye doin after this
Mathiias:Hmmm...I think Im gonna go to hawaii

June 18th, 2006, 12:07 AM
Matthias: AAAAAAAA? Why do you shrews look like rats for ?

Sagrived Switpaw
June 20th, 2006, 11:10 AM
Any more before the winner is announced?

June 20th, 2006, 12:55 PM
Logalog: Oooh, I just love that soft wool jacket of yours!
Matthias: I'm glad somebody does!

Lord Mactalon
June 20th, 2006, 08:37 PM
"If I can find a n00b, I'll trade this for a rune battleaxe."

RuneScape you mean? Yes, that would be nice. Though a dragon plate would be better!


Asmodeus:Ahhh! Yum, a bunch of little dinners running around!
Matthias:I thought you promised not to eat any mice or shrew anymo- augh!
Log-a-Log (I presume):Get this idiodic farmers hat off of me!.....
Something in Red coat:Hehe... I'm being sneeky.... that silly snake can't see me....

Sagrived Switpaw
June 22nd, 2006, 02:06 PM
Josiah! Crack open a Cream Soda! Your the winner!

Josiah the Warrior
June 26th, 2006, 01:24 AM
Swizzle. Ah my computer is super virus infected as of now and google is being difficult, so as long as my win is recorded someone else can post the picture.

Sagrived Switpaw
June 26th, 2006, 08:13 AM
Runner up?

Constance! (If you could?)

June 26th, 2006, 08:37 PM
Man I knew I shoulda used the other one...

July 8th, 2006, 03:13 PM
Thanks, Swit!

July 9th, 2006, 05:55 AM
Rat:I hate it when the screen is too small.It makes me look fat.

July 9th, 2006, 11:19 AM
rat:"Oh whatta mean I can't make no snow angels?"*confused look*"Oh grass angels then"*flashed a smile.

Sagrived Switpaw
July 9th, 2006, 11:06 PM
*The Perliminary casting shoot for RWTV*

Rat: "Wooo! Sorry dude! Didn't know you were filming there!"

*This rat didn't make the final cut*

July 11th, 2006, 08:12 PM
Rat-Oh no!
It's, It's...
Douglas Adams!
*Begins Scrabbling at ground
No sir, I didn't mean to-
I though this was Red-
The Rabbits! The Rabbits!

Well, that's quite a random way to make my return to the caption contest...

July 12th, 2006, 09:59 PM
I must stop the walls from closing.

July 13th, 2006, 08:02 AM
Person in background: "CUT! Redwall take 2"

July 15th, 2006, 05:04 PM
Winner? It's been a week.

July 15th, 2006, 07:35 PM
Guy in red coat: Hey, Matthias...did you notice that your tail is crooked?

July 18th, 2006, 02:22 PM
*The Perliminary casting shoot for RWTV*

Rat: "Wooo! Sorry dude! Didn't know you were filming there!"

*This rat didn't make the final cut*
Sagrived Switpaw wins! :D

Sagrived Switpaw
July 18th, 2006, 11:34 PM
Thanks! (Here comes another pic)
Claymation attack!!!!!!

Goddess of Darkness
July 19th, 2006, 01:57 AM
When the phrase "leap off the page" is taken too literally...

July 19th, 2006, 12:07 PM
Matthias: Wow this would of been way better than the bell!

July 19th, 2006, 03:04 PM
Matthias:Basil no get away I am not a leek turnover.RUN!!
*Bump,book teeters back and forth slowly.*
Basil gulps as book falls on him.
Matthias:What..it wasn't me Constance*whistles innocently*

July 19th, 2006, 03:30 PM
Matthias: Hey! I didn't think some guy from a place called 'England' would put all of my dumb mistakes in a book!

July 19th, 2006, 03:36 PM
Matthias: Um, what do we do now?

July 20th, 2006, 03:38 PM
The effects of drugs.

Sagrived Switpaw
July 22nd, 2006, 10:41 AM
I'm sorry to cut this round short, but I won't be able to reach the forums for a few days. So.......

1st Place, Goddess of Darkness. Congratulations! (Your the offical winner)
Runner-up, Constance2. (If Goddess fails to post a pic within "Three days," I hope you will provied one)

Good luck in the next round LP members.

Goddess of Darkness
July 24th, 2006, 03:08 AM
Yay! First time I've won! ^^ Bwee.

Sorry for the delay, hope this one hasn't been done...(I don't have time to go check...that, and I really don't want to...)


July 24th, 2006, 06:40 AM
Tiria: "Forward to the mall, fearless otters! Sales! 50% off!"

July 24th, 2006, 11:39 AM
Tiria:Lots attck Ruggan no rithi aha Ramen!
other otters:Wha- happen to her?Ramen isn't that a kind of soup?
otter1:no its a kind of noodle.
*Thus comes the final argument of the green isle clans...

July 24th, 2006, 01:48 PM
Tiria: Wave your clubs in the air like you just don't care

Otter 1: But sir we have paddles and if we let go we will surely die!

Tiria: And you don't want to? OBEY ME!

July 24th, 2006, 07:07 PM
Tiria: To grandma's house we go! Isn't my singing beatuiful?
Otter1 whispering to Otter2: That's the worst singing I've ever heard.
Tiria picks up club and turns around: Wanna fight about it?

Cinnabarr Rivershell
July 24th, 2006, 11:52 PM
Tiria: To Burger King ya’ll!

White Otter: I don’t want to go to burger king.

Tiria: What?….What to do you mean?

White Otter: I don’t know…..I’m just not feeling it you know.

Tiria: Not feeling it?

White Otter: Yea…..

*awkward silence*

Tiria: So…..

White Otter: So what?

Tiria: So where are we going to eat?

White Otter: I don’t know.

Tiria: What do you mean you don’t know?

White Otter: I mean I don’t know.

Tiria: You weren’t feeling Burger King….so you must be feeling something.

White Otter: Ah……nothings coming to mind.

Tiria: Well we’re all hungry and if you can’t make up your mind we’ll just go to Burger King.

White Otter: You sure you want to go to Burger King? *sighs* Fine. Whatever.

Tiria: What do you mean by “whatever”?

White Otter: Nothing…..It’s just that…well statistically speaking Burger King is high in fat. That’s all.

Tiria: Really?

White Otter: Yea…Burger King makes you rack up the pounds *snaps paws* just like that.

Tiria: Oh. I didn’t think about that.

White Otter: In fact I think I can already see you porking up a little.

Tiria: *looking at herself fearfully* OMG! Really?!?!?!

White Otter: Um….yea….but just a little. I wouldn’t worry about it if I were you.

Tiria: *feeling insecure* Maybe we should skip Burger King. We could go somewhere else you know.

White Otter: Actually….I’m kinda feeling Burger King now.

Tiria: What? What do you mean? Now you’re feeling Burger King?!?!?

*awkward silence while staring at each other*

White Otter: *shouts* To Burger King ya’ll!

July 25th, 2006, 09:33 AM
Tiria: Come on, me fearless warriors! Onward to storm Mcdonalds!
Middle otter: As long as you save me some hamburgers.

July 25th, 2006, 12:52 PM
Random otter (or, pick one): I'm tired of posing like this for just about every piece of cover art for this story.

July 25th, 2006, 04:44 PM
Tiria: Right you lot, when I raise my hand like this, it means for you to follow me. So stop making references to...

Otter: Cighail, mein Fuhrer!

Tiria: Right, who was that? Come on, fess up!

Goddess of Darkness
July 25th, 2006, 05:19 PM
Just making sure here, it's what? 5 days or 10 posts, whichever comes first?

I've never won before, so I've never had to know...XD

July 27th, 2006, 06:12 AM
You are correct.

Sagrived Switpaw
July 31st, 2006, 02:38 PM
Banya Streamdog: "Hold it! Hold it! A little higher Tiria!"
Banya Streamdog: "Little more emotion boys!!!!!!"
*Pulls out Kodak* *Snapping sounds*
Banya: "Got it! That'll be a good one for the scrap book."
Tiria: "Whew! I was running out sincerity."

rab streambattle
July 31st, 2006, 06:08 PM
tiria:Are we there yet? this sting is going to hit me in the face again.

July 31st, 2006, 11:09 PM
Tiria: On ward soldiers!
Blood nguts hiding among the otters: STARTs to sing. "Onward Christian soldiers." OOps sorry my gel. Got carry away.
Tiria: ah.. Where are you.
Blood nguts: right here my gel.
Tiria: (staring at the white otter who reply) Something wrong here.

Goddess of Darkness
August 1st, 2006, 02:00 AM
And the winner is...(sorry once again for the delay)

Badrang! Woo! Go crazy! *dances*


...Hyper. ^^

August 1st, 2006, 01:18 PM
Yessireebob, I'm the best!


Sagrived Switpaw
August 1st, 2006, 05:18 PM
Matthias: "Huzza!!! Onward lads! We shall cleave that metal ring from yonder savage's breast."
Threeclaws with Nose Ring: "Umm.....wrong body part buddy! Let's keep this fight PG."
Second Rat: "Muhahaha! As soon as Threeclaws gets his snoot chopped off by the tiny mouse, I shall plunder his nostrils and gain a nose ring."
Old Rat: "I wish not for a nose ring, just to bite off this dumb spear that Threeclaws is waving around in my face!"

August 1st, 2006, 08:43 PM
Slagar:Foolish creatures stare into my deadly eyes of doom..MWAHAHAHAHAH
creature below sneezes.
slagar stares around:"When I get ahold of you!!Ruining the effect!!

August 1st, 2006, 09:54 PM
Everybody: Vitch gime your cape!

Vitch: Muhuhahahah never!


I just had to.

August 2nd, 2006, 10:10 AM
Middle vermin: Stupid nose ring.

Sagrived Switpaw
August 15th, 2006, 09:44 PM
Wow! The time limit has long.....expired!
But are there any other?

August 16th, 2006, 02:20 PM
Aargh get the servants of those floating eyes!:slagar

August 17th, 2006, 01:10 AM
Oh wow, totally slipped my mind.

Um, Sagrived.

Sagrived Switpaw
August 17th, 2006, 09:29 PM
Thank you Badrang3! Here's a new pic! (Caption away y'all)

http://img151.imageshack.us/img151/3958/rtadussacpti1ai30751ldiro0sv0a30052cip1898df9duhtt p3ais7.jpg (http://imageshack.us)

August 17th, 2006, 11:42 PM
Grandson:Grampa hare, why can't I go around with no pants on like you?

*places a firm hand on shoulder*

Grampa :You'll understand one day...

Grandson: It's just not fair!

Another one...

Hedgehog: This sword gives me strenght!


*The hedgehogs quills grow*

Hedgehog: YEAH! I'm super hedge hog 3 now!

I just had to do that! I used to watch the anime way back when.

Ohh another! I love this picture.....

Hares in background: Look a naked old hare! Let's laugh at him!

Grandson: Stop embarrasing me grampa!

August 18th, 2006, 11:24 AM
The newest contestants of Redwall's Got Talent!

August 22nd, 2006, 09:37 PM
When redwall meets Pokemon.

August 23rd, 2006, 01:24 PM
Hedgehog with sword:This sword cuts my quills way easier than those scissors!

Sagrived Switpaw
September 1st, 2006, 01:19 PM
Last chance for captions........

September 4th, 2006, 01:09 AM
Rabbit Head on the Hill: "Z, is it bad, kid?"

(I love Antz. It totally owns A Bug's Life, by the way.)

Sagrived Switpaw
September 5th, 2006, 12:14 PM
Rolinko!!!! Step to the line! Your a winner!

September 5th, 2006, 03:16 PM
That's more like it. ;)

September 5th, 2006, 03:33 PM
Fox:I guess it tis not suitable for the slip and side eh mates?
Rat on ground:Moans and turns over pulling out splinters...

Ember Nickel
September 5th, 2006, 03:57 PM
Conscientious objection due to pre-provided caption.

September 5th, 2006, 05:48 PM
Fox:I think we should jump off the ship screaming and swimin for our life
Rat:I don't know
Fox:O well **Jumps off ship screaming

September 5th, 2006, 08:52 PM
Rat: Windy, is it, Captain!
Fox weasel: AAAAAAA!

Sagrived Switpaw
September 6th, 2006, 10:16 AM
Captain: "Hum......Dose this Cape make me look fat? Honestly?"
Crew: "Cap'n......all possibility’s of Keel-Hauling aside.....I think it dose, but what do I know......I'm just a Deck-chewing SeaRat."

September 7th, 2006, 10:18 PM
Rat:Oh my God!A tornado!No wait a tsunami!or no a tornami!
Fox:Hm maybe I should put the sofa a little bit to the right...or the left?

September 7th, 2006, 10:23 PM
And this, boys and girls, is why you shouldn't leave the tap running.

September 10th, 2006, 06:28 PM
And this, boys and girls, is why you shouldn't leave the tap running.
Bullseye. :shades:

September 13th, 2006, 11:27 AM
Here we go...


Sagrived Switpaw
September 13th, 2006, 11:53 AM
Skalrag off set: “Look at poor Lord Badrang…..groveling at the foot of his own thrown" *Tong clucking*

Badrang: "Girrrr……I now remember why I killed that sniveling idiot……I’m not groveling……just looking for the key to the bathroom!"

Skalrag: “Ah…..now that’s why I’m the doomed minion, and you’re the Tyrant!”

September 13th, 2006, 12:26 PM
Badrang: OOps! Miss my throne! I hate that last step!:)

September 13th, 2006, 03:41 PM
*Badrang looks around nervously before reaching under his throne*
Badrang:Ahah!Found 'em
Holds up two playboys and runs off to his secret hideaway...

Ember Nickel
September 13th, 2006, 03:44 PM
Yzma: No! Not the stoat!

September 13th, 2006, 05:34 PM

Goddess of Darkness
September 13th, 2006, 06:24 PM
The lesser known Badrang2.

EDIT: Curses. I just noticed who posted that picture. It was funnier if he hadn't been here yet. X_x

Nora the Rover
September 14th, 2006, 02:00 PM
Like many famous evil conquerors, Badrang refused to admit that he was short.

September 15th, 2006, 10:07 AM
Badrang: One .. Two ..threee... ! Badrang is doing pushups
Capt. Clogg in distance yelling: Quit doing girly pushups.
Badrang snarls! He has been caught in the act.

September 23rd, 2006, 12:26 AM
Badrang: " I accidently tripped over my sword and cut my legs off. But its OK because my friend Lester gave me his spare."

Throne: " I guess I will have to call you Leg o' Less".

Badrang: " At least my archery skills haven't decreased."

September 23rd, 2006, 01:20 AM
IT was a toughie, but Nora's definately wins.

Nora the Rover
September 23rd, 2006, 06:22 PM
Thanks, Badrang!
Somehow, this picture just looks funny...

September 23rd, 2006, 08:35 PM
"At Redwall Abbey, underage drinking laws do not apply."

September 23rd, 2006, 09:21 PM
Coming this Fall*
Redwallian Vampires...

September 24th, 2006, 12:50 AM
Abbot Mordalphus always wondered why Mattias tripped all of the time.

September 24th, 2006, 01:15 AM
"Here at Redwall we only drink the blood of our enemies..... and the occasional strawberry yoohoo..."

Goddess of Darkness
September 24th, 2006, 01:38 AM
"Here at Redwall we only drink the blood of our enemies..... and the occasional strawberry yoohoo..."
XD...I believe I've used that quote on this forum before.

Now...my caption:

After LOTR, Peter Jackson moved on to Redwall, but had unfortunately developed an addiction to forced perspective.

(Oh my god, that has to be my worst one yet.)

September 24th, 2006, 01:51 AM
XD...I believe I've used that quote on this forum before.
Red vs Blue for the win.

September 24th, 2006, 11:30 AM
There was a large rise in the birth rate the summer the Cellerhog spiked the strawberry coolers....

Sagrived Switpaw
September 26th, 2006, 09:53 AM
The Prom at Redwall.......These kids have bin saving up all year for this (They only wonder what is in the punch)!

September 26th, 2006, 12:03 PM
Hmmm! this is a lot better than drinking that Greensap milk and water. Either one is safe.

Nora the Rover
September 27th, 2006, 12:01 AM
Ookay. It's been a couple days, now, (Hope it's been long enough?)
Aaaannd - it goes to Bladeswift. :D
By the way, my caption for the picture probably would have been something like "Oktoberfest at Redwall Abbey" - hence the German wording at the top. I just thought it was funny.

September 27th, 2006, 12:15 AM
I wasn't supposed to win, darn it! Now I have work to do!...and because Bladeswift never intended -- much less expected -- to win he did not have an image ready and used an impromptu one.


Sagrived Switpaw
September 27th, 2006, 10:55 AM
Golo: *Roar* I already told you.....Your not gonna cut my fur....least of all with that kitchen knife.
Tam: Aww....come on....just a bit off the back & neck…..You look like a wolverine!
Golo: Hey! Watch it son!!!!!!

September 27th, 2006, 07:45 PM
Poor Tam:See I'm almost taller than you! Bushy tails always count!

September 27th, 2006, 08:46 PM
Tam:*looks up* Whoa.

Ferahgo the Assassin
September 27th, 2006, 09:50 PM
Tam: "This is for the Buckeyes!"

</lame football joke that not many people will get>

Josiah the Warrior
September 27th, 2006, 11:52 PM
Gulo: Dude your +1 mace could never rupture my goblin crafted battle armor!
Tam: Totally could!
Gulo: Prove it!

*5 minutes later*
EMT: Third one this week.
EMT #2: ???? this Dungeons and Dragons....

September 28th, 2006, 03:22 AM
"Get in my belly!"

September 28th, 2006, 10:02 AM
Gulo: My what big sword you have.
Tam: the better to hit you with?:slagar

September 28th, 2006, 11:46 AM
They may say the sword isn't magical, but Tam had sure better hope that it is.

September 28th, 2006, 01:15 PM
Tam:"Hmmm...you sure do seem taller from here than from that walltop!"

Goddess of Darkness
September 28th, 2006, 07:33 PM
Urge to make another forced perspective joke...rising...


September 30th, 2006, 11:29 AM
I think three days is a sufficient time period.

I was hoping someone would make an Austin Power's reference. (Or a reference to David and Goliath, what with all the Bibical characters running loose.) TBT wins.

October 2nd, 2006, 12:27 AM
I'll keep the 3 days timeline. Voila!


October 2nd, 2006, 12:38 AM
Matthias: Geez, Its obvious I can't stretch my arms out further than you!

Basil: yea, I'm the hare! Bigger Arms and everything.

Matthias: You're using those arms to compensate for something!

*basil begins to cry*

Basil: Tah! Tis true I truly ride the short bus!

*randomness occurs*

Basil: Now I'll just summon balls of energy and shoot them at you. Ka..ma..ha...ma..

I tried, heh. Can't think of one funny thing for that picture.

To comment on that picture, I don't see how that scared Matthias. Basil is twice as tall as him and I'm sure he would be able to spot him a good distance away. It well well Illustrated!

By the way,

Goddess of Darkness
October 2nd, 2006, 01:08 AM
Matthias interrupts the pantomime bowling league.

October 2nd, 2006, 07:48 AM
Matthias-Um, Basil?
Basil-'Cause this is thriller, thriller night!

October 2nd, 2006, 09:21 AM
Mathias: "Uhh. I'll go get chips n' drinks"

Sorry. Not funny at all, but I'm hoping you like The Streets.

Sagrived Switpaw
October 2nd, 2006, 09:55 AM
Basil: Foul!

Matthias: What? I didn't even touch you!

Basil: *looks insulted* you sure did my lad, you about knocked this imaginary basketball out of my hands!

Matthias: *Blank stare*

Basil: Now remember Matthias.....I'm Texas and your Duke, I'm about the whip the snot out of you! Muhaha! :slagar

Matthias: *shocked* Dream on!

October 2nd, 2006, 09:57 AM
Basil:"I thought that you were going to get smaller sandals!"

October 2nd, 2006, 05:17 PM
Basil:after you, my dear.

October 2nd, 2006, 05:21 PM
Urge to say "Get in my belly"...rising...


October 2nd, 2006, 09:20 PM
Basil:Grinning from ear to ear.."Off to kill CLuny do-di-do-di-do

October 5th, 2006, 05:10 PM
bin three days...

October 5th, 2006, 05:17 PM
Barkstripe. Because I am in fact, a fan of The Streets.

Although I really wasn't impressed with many of these.

October 5th, 2006, 09:14 PM
Barkstripe. Because I am in fact, a fan of The Streets.

Although I really wasn't impressed with many of these.


Wow your really open about the truth. Sorry, I just had to comment on that.

October 5th, 2006, 11:57 PM
I really wasn't impressed with many of these. You never have been.

October 6th, 2006, 08:57 AM

Josiah the Warrior
October 6th, 2006, 02:53 PM
"Kali-mah! Kali-maaah! Kali-mah shok-deday!"

....huzzah for Indiana Jones.

October 6th, 2006, 03:14 PM
Rat:I will now pull a rabbit out of my hat
Rabbit:I'm a blinkin' hare ya know!

Sagrived Switpaw
October 6th, 2006, 05:48 PM
"Few people knew that Damug Warfang's first profession was that of a Barber."

October 6th, 2006, 09:04 PM
Cregga slowly looked up, then down, at her foe. There was silence, and then...

"Damug's a fricken armadillo?"

October 7th, 2006, 01:45 AM
Redwall meets Holy Grail meets oh I don't know, how about a volcanoe

"Its only a bunny!"..... that's glowing.

October 7th, 2006, 05:00 AM
Hare: I say Damug old chap! Cooking me in a bally soup? Bad form doncha know!

October 8th, 2006, 01:39 AM
Little kids: He's behind you!
Hare (opening eyes wide): Where?
Kids: There!
Hare: Where?
Vermin: Oh for hell's sake! (Snatches hare up and eats him)

It reminded me of one of those pantomimes. ^^

October 9th, 2006, 02:43 PM
Warfang gets a makeover.

October 9th, 2006, 06:17 PM
Aubretia wins.

Sagrived Switpaw
October 13th, 2006, 11:21 PM
Umm......Is there an Aubretia in the house? :cool:

October 14th, 2006, 02:19 AM
Sorry..sorry...I'm not online too often.
Okay, here we go, random picture-http://www.sullivanet.com/redwall/encyc/scans/badrang3.jpg

It's Badrang.

October 14th, 2006, 08:54 AM

October 14th, 2006, 02:00 PM
Give me back my boxing gloves!

October 14th, 2006, 08:49 PM
Badrang: Grrr! It is my turn. I want to ride.

October 15th, 2006, 04:14 PM
"I need a bathroom. NOW!"

October 15th, 2006, 08:21 PM
"You finished my last can of soda!?!"

Josiah the Warrior
October 15th, 2006, 11:13 PM
Never managing to place himself in the foreground of photographs, Nonentity the fox was starting to wonder if his parents had named him aptly after all.

(look for him in the background ;) )

October 16th, 2006, 03:42 PM
Badrang-"And I would have gotten away with it if it hadn't been for those pesky kids and their dog!"

Fox-"Rooby dooby doo!"

Cinnabarr Rivershell
October 16th, 2006, 06:21 PM
Badrang: Blast you Freeza! You killed my best friend Krillen! This is your end! *prepares to power up to Super Saiyan Stoat*

October 16th, 2006, 10:58 PM
Thus Bandrang poses against his opponent for Mr. America.

Sagrived Switpaw
October 17th, 2006, 04:33 PM
Badrang: "Girr......stinking Koreans....It's about time we took your nukes." :slagar

October 18th, 2006, 07:53 AM
Say again you don't like my blue jacket...

October 19th, 2006, 04:24 AM
Josiah wins. Runners-up Brocktree1 and Renegade.

Josiah the Warrior
October 19th, 2006, 11:52 PM
Thank you thank you you're far too kind (can I get a Encore, do you want more)? ;)


October 20th, 2006, 12:34 AM
Needless to say, the residents of Mossflower were very dissapointed with the July Swimsuit Edition.

October 20th, 2006, 10:36 AM
"If there are waterproof colours ? That's more useful, you know ! ..."

Sagrived Switpaw
October 20th, 2006, 12:50 PM
Denya: "Don't look at me that way! It's not my fault this boulder's here! I don't even know what happened reflection for-goodness-sake!"

October 20th, 2006, 12:53 PM
Just to make things easier for people trying to shoot him, the thoughtful Taggerung had a nice bullseye tattoed to the back of his neck.

October 22nd, 2006, 08:34 AM
*background music* "In the Jungle, The Mighty Jungle, The otters sleep tonight."

October 22nd, 2006, 01:49 PM
Deyna: Using Alchemy, I will sacrifice my head and back to move this boulder...

(on a side note, where is this picture from? At first I thought it was movie animation.)

October 22nd, 2006, 05:45 PM
It was drawn by cybercatmia, who I think is the best Redwall fanartist around. Here's her deviantArt site (http://cybercatmia.deviantart.com/). Go to "Gallery" to see more.

Guess I better think of a caption... mm, not able to come up with anything, but I do know which caption I'd vote for.

Nora the Rover
October 22nd, 2006, 05:52 PM
Deyna: "Try my new scent - shellfish and seaweed. Also availiable in brine and bladderwrack."
This commercial was brought to you by the Mossflower Trade Company, specializing in dinnerware, tapestries, sandals and habits, (and other general apparel) See our catalog for more details!

October 24th, 2006, 02:44 PM
Darn! Birthmark.:slagar

October 24th, 2006, 04:22 PM
Deyna-"I'm too sexy for my robe, too sexy...

Sagrived Switpaw
November 6th, 2006, 11:27 AM
It's come to my attention that this thread is past it's expiration date! It's time for a renewal!

*Cough* Josiah!

(And Wormers I think you deserve one of these :lol: )

Josiah the Warrior
November 6th, 2006, 10:02 PM
My bad, guys. They were all good, but props to Iyla. You win.

November 10th, 2006, 10:09 PM

Sorry it took so long. EXAMS!

November 10th, 2006, 10:38 PM
Slagar quickly realized that the only way to defeat Matthias was to travel to Rio de Janeiro and pray at the feet of Christ the Redeemer.

November 12th, 2006, 01:42 PM
Nadaz: I know kungfu.

Matthias: So, he's found a way to copy himself.
Orlando: Now there's more than one of them?
Matthias: A lot more.

Yay Matrix rip offs!

Sagrived Switpaw
November 12th, 2006, 06:48 PM
Nadaz: "The Great Malkariss speaks! And he proclaims "Stay in school, do your homework and you won't end up in the Abyss!"

Tess: *Breaks down*
Mattimeo: "You suck!"

November 13th, 2006, 11:58 AM
Matthias:Ummm..Martin...I think this is the right moment to help us out a bit here...

November 13th, 2006, 07:30 PM
Mattimeo: I'm big!

Nadaz: I'm bigger!

Evil statue of Malkariss: I'm biggest!

November 13th, 2006, 08:02 PM
Nadaz: Alas, poor Yorick! I knew him, Horatio: a fellow of.....
Mattimeo: You're supposed to have the skull in your paw not on a stick.
Orlando: So we just have to get past security and we can stop the bad acting?

(He just looks like he's in that pose to me...it always sounds funnier in your head :p )

November 15th, 2006, 09:25 PM
wormerwing wins.

November 24th, 2006, 10:06 AM
Worm? Two days and if you don't have a picture up I call dibs.

Sagrived Switpaw
December 6th, 2006, 10:13 PM
Calling all Wormers!!!!!

Goddess of Darkness
December 8th, 2006, 09:06 PM
Hey, Bark? I think it's been a little over 2 days now...;)

February 28th, 2007, 12:23 AM
Hey let's get this going again! Wormerwing, Barkstripe, anyone?

Sagrived Switpaw
February 28th, 2007, 09:00 PM
http://wzus.ask.com/r?t=a&d=us&s=a&c=p&ti=1&ai=30751&l=dir&o=0&sv=0a300514&ip=1898df9d&u=http%3A%2F%2Fewancient.lysator.liu.se%2Fpic%2Ffa nq%2Fs%2Fa%2Fsaber2%2Fcluny2.jpg

Some art work found through "Ask."

October 13th, 2007, 12:31 AM

Hey guys. Caption contest's back. Remember...

1)Either 5 days or 15 captions
2)I choose
3)One entry per patroller

October 13th, 2007, 05:07 AM
Spice Girls: The Reunion

Ember Nickel
October 13th, 2007, 07:54 AM
The fiddler looked down at the funny white text and pondered how to convert it into seasons.

Gorath the Flame
October 13th, 2007, 09:15 AM
Squirrel:Ew!!!! A bug!!!
Mouse in Habit:Where?!
Other mouse:Run!!!!!
Little Mole:So full can't run...

October 13th, 2007, 10:10 AM
This flute is tasty... i'd better finish it before anybody notices.

Josiah the Warrior
October 13th, 2007, 11:33 AM
Early ska.

October 13th, 2007, 02:41 PM
Small mole: *yawn*
Mouse in yellow: *yawn*

Moral: Yawns are contagious.

October 13th, 2007, 04:48 PM
Squirrel: Oh, hello, a tail? *stomp*

October 13th, 2007, 04:54 PM
Much to Martin the Second's dismay, the news he was leaving hadn't been recieved quite like he had planned...

Janglur Swifteye
October 13th, 2007, 10:31 PM
Comming soon to a entertainment center near you......its The Redwallers!
Bringing you classics like "Squirrel you really got me now!", "Hey Jube!", and "Smoke on the otter!"

Goddess of Darkness
October 13th, 2007, 11:23 PM
Singing mouse: "ROOOOOX-anne!"

((Sorry, my friends and I have been doing that to each other all week. XD))

Sagrived Switpaw
October 14th, 2007, 07:39 PM
Mole down front: "You get a line...I'll get a pole, we'll go fishin in the Grayling hole. Five card poker on Saturday night, church on Sunday morning."

*All hum rhythmically*

Thanks for bringing it back Wormers! You da man! Go little-big town!

October 21st, 2007, 12:00 AM
Badrang. You win.

October 21st, 2007, 01:18 AM
Ah, how I've missed seeing those words.


Ember Nickel
October 21st, 2007, 07:57 AM
During his training to be a monk, Matthias renounced worldly concerns such as gravity.

Gorath the Flame
October 21st, 2007, 09:32 AM
Matthias: No, I'll never give you the golden tissue, no
matter how many times you hit me with Martin's tapestry.

Miniture rat under pole: Please Matthias just give it to him before I end up the shape of a stool!

Sagrived Switpaw
October 21st, 2007, 03:21 PM
Matthias: Wa-ha-ahh-aa!!!!!! *falls too the ground*
Cluny: Smooth Tarzan....

October 21st, 2007, 04:53 PM
Matthias: I'll trade my warrior's colors for that tapestry as long as you don't tell Cornflower.
Cluny: Sure, it'll be our little secret -- not. Cornflower...

Janglur Swifteye
October 21st, 2007, 07:33 PM
You know why Matthias can swing on a rope? He's a ninja.

Alice in Mossflower
October 21st, 2007, 07:53 PM
Matthias: No, rope... you were supposed to swing the OTHER way... *dodges Cluny's tail*

October 25th, 2007, 10:01 PM
Ember wins.

Sagrived Switpaw
October 28th, 2007, 11:19 PM
Ember! Come on down!!!!

Ember Nickel
October 29th, 2007, 07:38 AM
What? Oh. Yeah. Shows how much I've been doing around here...

Um, picture. Within 24 hours, I hope.

Ember Nickel
October 29th, 2007, 07:45 PM

Josiah the Warrior
October 29th, 2007, 08:17 PM
Farmer John, taking nothing to chance, sat in front of his gigantic pumpkin, pitchfork in hand, determined to avoid last years fiasco with those drunk teenagers...

Gorath the Flame
October 29th, 2007, 08:32 PM
Hahahaha:D That's the pic I put on Redwall wiki for Gorath. I'll post a funny caption later.;)

October 29th, 2007, 08:52 PM
Though nobeast dared to challenge a full grown male badger with a pitchfork, they were fairly certain he would not mind them awarding the blue ribbon to the 3,000 pound pumpkin while Gorath was away judging the pickles.

Gorath the Flame
October 29th, 2007, 09:06 PM
Gorath: I'll just give that ant on the handrail my famous blazingstare!!!!:mad:

Goddess of Darkness
October 29th, 2007, 09:39 PM
Gorath was sure that this was the year he would finally win the balloon races.

EDIT: Wow. Four posts while I was typing...and I wrote it quick.

October 29th, 2007, 09:41 PM
After his conquering of the mighty Cutlery Kingdom, Gorath returned home in triumph, bearing the fallen monarch's head on a pike.

Sagrived Switpaw
October 29th, 2007, 10:01 PM
Gorath: "I am Spartacus......." ;)

Ember Nickel
November 1st, 2007, 05:25 PM
Thanks for Sagrived for reminding me to get on this: the winner is...


November 1st, 2007, 06:49 PM
*Hopes this works, hopes this hasn't been used before, hopes it's a good image, thanks Ember...*


I think the one on the left is Vitch and the other is Threeclaws.

November 1st, 2007, 06:56 PM
The first thing the exterminator thought as the church door opened was, "What the Devil have I gotten myself in to?!"

Sagrived Switpaw
November 1st, 2007, 08:50 PM
Thanks for Sagrived for reminding me to get on this: the winner is...
Anytime! Thanks for the speedy-picking! Hum....this reminds me of a scene from FOTR......

Threeclaws : *Using old English accent* "An 'obbit *cough*...One 'obbit *cough* mouse....where'd the other three go? YMCA?"
Vitch: "Hua???? Are you drunk?"
Threeclaws: *Sways* "Yuppp...." *Swills something*

Gorath the Flame
November 1st, 2007, 09:39 PM
Threeclaws:For the last time I don't have any candy! *slams door*

November 2nd, 2007, 12:15 AM
VITCH: I'm looking to have an ogre taken care of, do you know where I can find the Ugly Stepsister... ah, you will do.

(I know the quote doesn't make sense, but it's the scene I was reminded of when I saw that screenshot)

Mara Badgermum
November 2nd, 2007, 01:41 AM
. . . and little blue riding hood said, "what big, er, tooth you have grandma."

Goddess of Darkness
November 5th, 2007, 11:38 AM
Vitch: "I don't know if you've ever really considered the benefits of owning a really fine set of encyclopedias..."

Josiah the Warrior
November 5th, 2007, 01:17 PM
Oh you're a Jehova's Witness? Come right in...

November 5th, 2007, 01:44 PM
Vitch: "Ooooh, I'll take a box of thin mints, and a box of carmel delights!"

November 7th, 2007, 07:17 PM
Tough choice, but I'll say Badrang3 came in 1st. Not by much, though.
He was also first to reply. (Came in first -- haha.)

Sagrived Switpaw
November 10th, 2007, 12:26 AM
Calling the caption man Badrang!

November 13th, 2007, 01:38 AM
I'm actually having trouble uploading a picture; my computer is down, so I'm doing this from my Wii, and I am unable for some reason to view the adresses of pictures. It might be easier if someone else put up an image this time round...

Gorath the Flame
November 13th, 2007, 07:27 AM
ME!!!! Give me a second to find a pic.

Edit:Well I went on a huge scavenger hunt just to use a picture I already had. And here it is:
This is a picture of the Flitchaye from Redwall.wiki.

Sagrived Switpaw
November 13th, 2007, 09:26 AM
Billy Flitcheye: "Ready boys? Wow this costume party thing's gonna be a real shindig! I wonder what everyone else is dressed as?" :redsy

Mara Badgermum
November 13th, 2007, 11:03 AM
Cha - cha - cha - chia
the chia weasel
just spread the seeds, water, and watch it grow

November 13th, 2007, 03:06 PM
Flitchaye with pole:...Who wants to braid my hair!


November 13th, 2007, 06:44 PM
"Trick or Treat!"

Gorath the Flame
November 27th, 2007, 07:08 PM
Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaannnnnnddddd the winner iiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiis!!!!!!!Mara Badgermum!!! Congrats!!!:D

Mara Badgermum
November 28th, 2007, 01:19 PM
Aww shucks, tee hee.
actually I had a sneaking suspicion that this might be the case so I aready found a pic from the Redwall Cookbook.
It's Skipper and Friar Hugo.

November 28th, 2007, 01:56 PM
Skipper: What! This isn't the honey baked ham I ordered!

November 28th, 2007, 03:20 PM
Skipper: *sob* He's dead! *sniff*
Hugo: No I ain't, you idiot! Take that silly eye patch off, and maybe you'll be able to see better!

Josiah the Warrior
November 28th, 2007, 04:13 PM
Skipper: Hmm a bit of butter, some pepper, and couple hours in the oven....mmm...

Gorath the Flame
November 28th, 2007, 06:19 PM
Skipper:Rock-a bye baby in the tree top...

November 28th, 2007, 06:19 PM
Skip: Have you been gaining weight lately?

Sagrived Switpaw
November 28th, 2007, 06:33 PM
Skipper: "Oooh! Someone's been hitting the scones pretty hard eh matey?"
Hugo: "As if...."

November 29th, 2007, 03:43 PM
Skipper: You need to lose weight, have you heard of the Atkins?
Hugo: No thanks, I'm on the special Jake's Diet.

November 30th, 2007, 02:17 PM
skipper: Nice and ripe, good color, nice shape, this'll do for a pumpkin pie!
hugo:Yum, can I help?
Skipper: why, your the most important part, your the pumpkin!
hugo:What?!?....can I have a piece when your done?

December 19th, 2007, 08:16 PM
Anyone want to continue this? We could at least find out who won...

Sagrived Switpaw
December 20th, 2007, 12:10 AM
I'm always up for it, Mara....please pick a winner. If she is unable to, Gorath will have to elect a runner up to decide the winner.

Gorath the Flame
December 20th, 2007, 08:05 AM
I'm always up for it, Mara....please pick a winner. If she is unable to, Gorath will have to elect a runner up to decide the winner.

I'll give her the rest of the day. If she does not come within that time I'll choose.(there goes my chances of winning)

December 20th, 2007, 12:10 PM
I'll give her the rest of the day. If she does not come within that time I'll choose.(there goes my chances of winning)

Choose me, Gory, I have cookies!

Mara Badgermum
December 20th, 2007, 03:14 PM
I CAN'T DECIDE!!! sorry i've been doing a hundred other things


Silverfang you win.

December 21st, 2007, 01:08 PM
Me! Wow! I won! Yay! *happy dances*

Good luck

Sagrived Switpaw
December 21st, 2007, 01:28 PM
Trio: "Jingle bells....jingle bells....jingle all the...." *interruption*
Skipper: "Shut up Ted is morning!"

*goes off to watch scrubs*

Janglur Swifteye
December 21st, 2007, 02:39 PM
Baby Mole: a one, and a two, and a three! "playing music happily."

Martin's Spirit comes through the door: Look sorry to bother you, but its like two in the morning.

Band members: Martin is it really you?!?!?!?

Martin: Yea it is.

Band members: Thats amazing!

Martin: Yea whatever. Remember what we agreed on in this abbey?

Band members: No leaders?

Martin: Right....so shut up and do as I say!

December 21st, 2007, 02:55 PM
Girl mouse in the middle: *giggle*, Norman the conductor is so cute!
Big mole: That's my husband, stupid!

December 21st, 2007, 11:24 PM
The trio attempted to sound confident as they tried to figure out which song they were supposed to be singing.

December 22nd, 2007, 12:15 AM
This is Christmas. Why are we singing staying alive.

Gorath the Flame
December 22nd, 2007, 08:44 AM
Bungo: Hurr, luky snow!(translation:Hey, looky snow)

Mara Badgermum
December 22nd, 2007, 09:11 AM
"Dack ee 'olls wi' bows uv 'olly, far lar lar lar lar hurr hurr burr aye."

December 22nd, 2007, 02:46 PM
"Dack ee 'olls wi' bows uv 'olly, far lar lar lar lar hurr hurr burr aye."
:lol: Took a while to interpret that. Best mole interpretation of a Christmas song I've ever heard (in fact, the only one I've heard), that's probably how it'd sound too.

Wonder if anyone's up for making a hare song that's Christmas-related.

Ember Nickel
December 22nd, 2007, 02:57 PM
Sure thing, just name it and I'll parody it. :p

December 22nd, 2007, 03:57 PM
Sure thing, just name it and I'll parody it. :p

Can you parody the Christmas shoes? I hate that song.

Ember Nickel
December 22nd, 2007, 05:36 PM
(Sure thing! I only became aware of it this year: my siblings have argued multiple times over what it actually means. Hope this does it (in)justice:)

It was almost the flippin' solstice
And I stood in the mess hall
Wishin' I could enjoy a feast
Like they've got back at Redwall
A leveret came chargin' through
He was in a bally to-do
Nickin' cheese from sergeants' plates
And hoppin' like he couldn't wait.

His fur flew every way
And what we heard him say
Was just a bally hoot
Like a searat craving loot:

"I wanna eat this food
Because it hits the spot
It's time to feast, and it tastes good, wot wot!
Could you spare a crust?
It's only my fourth course,
And I've been hankerin' fer a bite to eat
So some more tucker would be really neat
I'm a growing bloke, and this is no joke:
So won't you just spare me a bite?"

He put on a good show, and waggled his ears
But the cook said, "Get the young upstart out of here!"
He brushed the crumbs out of his fur
And cast a pleading look at her
He said she should relax, for the day was so short
And he (wot wot) was going through a world of hurt
He was being needlessly deprived
He needed to dine if he was to survive

So I said, "Just let him chow,
It'll shut him up for now."
I'll never forget how he stole my baguette
He must have put on too much weight.


The badger lord had to come in
To drag the blighter out
He was in a tizzy: if you tilt an ear
You can still hear the echoes of his shout.

(Okay, so this has more to do with insulting hare lifestyle than dialect. Oh well.)

December 22nd, 2007, 10:41 PM
if everyones done posting captions I'll choose the winner now...

December 23rd, 2007, 06:34 PM
(Sure thing! I only became aware of it this year: my siblings have argued multiple times over what it actually means. Hope this does it (in)justice:)
:lol: :lol: That was awesomely hilarious!:lol:

December 24th, 2007, 11:11 AM
ehem..I take that as a yes...

I'll post the winner in a second...

It was really difficult...but I choose...

Petunia! you are todays lucky gel'