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    Patroller Lonna Bowstripe's Avatar
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    Redwall Caption Contest

    Okay, ya'll, this is exactly like Rill's... except for it's strictly Redwall.

    http://www.redwall.org/images/winter04.jpg
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    I think that picture was used in the last caption contest.
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    Yep, it was. Best find a new one.
    <img src="http://www.sandiegozoo.org/kids/images/glos_pqr_raptor.jpg">
    Best keep an eye on the sky, earthcrawler, 'tis
    safer........

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    That's a very complicated picture to caption. Ahh well. Lets see if anybody tackles it.
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    fixed. use the image tags please.

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    This is a toughy, so here goes my pathelic attempt :

    First otter: What are we, horses?
    Second otter: Ah, shut yer trap an' pull the cart!
    Florian: Righto chaps! Let's do jumping jacks!
    Squirrel in blue: Let's do the cancan!
    Mouse in red: No, let's do ballet!
    Everyone else: No, let's go kill the monster!!!!!!
    Florian: Good Idea! To Frankenstein's castle, wot wot!
    Everybody:*Cheers* and brandishes an array of staffs that hold personal belongings.

    Wasn't that terrible? But someone has to try it!
    Last edited by Akkess of Empyrean; August 23rd, 2004 at 07:19 PM.
    <img src="http://www.sandiegozoo.org/kids/images/glos_pqr_raptor.jpg">
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    1st otter: Listen, mate, this troupe's a drag. But I've got everythin' staged. We can both turn out rich otters if'n we pull this'n off nicely....
    2nd otter: Wot, y' mean killin' everyone an' stealin the treasure, matey?
    1st otter: Not so loud, dunderhead! 'ush now, 'ere comes that rabbit.
    Florian: Ah-hah! W'isp'rin behind me back, eh?(to troupe) Ahoy, there, or whatever lingo you chaps use, this two buckoes are plottin'; behind our backs. What shall be their sentence, eh?
    Baby mouse: Choppa off their tails an' take away their pudding for fifty-'leven days, ho yes!
    Other creatures: Kill 'em!

    A rather gruesome and pathetic caption indeed......

    Say, what type of caption are we supposed to put to win anyway?
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    Florian: Ha, they'll never guess we're really rats in disguise, will they?
    Dwopple: Mista Florian, are we dere yet? I need to go potty...
    Florian: Look m'lad, rats in disguise cant use the toilet can they now?
    Dwopple: Eh, we're not rats...
    Florian: So! You tryin' to trick me, wot?
    Dwopple: Er...
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    Cheese wins
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    huh? oh right...
    best i could get.
    Last edited by Cheesethief; August 25th, 2004 at 07:16 AM.
    Hey, buds. I haven't been here in, well, a good while. Last visited January 9th...Well, I'm sorry to have forgotten you guys. Some of you (Most, I hope) will remember me, and others will, I'm sure, have been told about me, and warned to lock up their daughters and wives. Heh. Anyway, I'm posting a thread about my future here, so...get over there. Read it.

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    I liked them all... but yeah, Cheese's was the best.

    I've been sitting here for dang near an hour and I just can't think of a caption to go along with that picture...
    He's pouring his heart out to me and all I can think is, "I really want that burrito in the fridge. I'm glad I got sour cream today."

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    Yeah Cheese, ya need to get something with at least 2 people.
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    NO! NO! Keep the picture Cheese. I like a challenge. But first I must go running (Cross-country tryouts are friday) But I'll tackle it later tonight after dinner when I get back.
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    Sorry to double post and all, but I'm sure you will all find it in your hearts to forgive me.

    The caption: Hey! Who cut out the fox in the picture?!?!?!?!?!
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