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    Argh! Talking animals!

    So, what would you do if you saw a fully garbed, sword-wielding mouse screaming "Eulalia!" at you while stabbing your leg? Squash it? Capture it? Run? Something else?
    Personally, I would probably capture it, but if you would do something else, spill.
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    Well... I'd scream out a couple of explicit words because he just stabbed my leg... then I'd ask him why he just stabbed me... and depending on his answer either limp away or try and be his friend.
    He's pouring his heart out to me and all I can think is, "I really want that burrito in the fridge. I'm glad I got sour cream today."

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    I wouldn't care that he stabbed me in the leg. I'd be so dumbfounded at seeing a talking mouse with cloths on screaming eulalia! I would probably faint.
    "Killing Jack Bauer doesn't make him dead. It just makes him angry."

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    Well, I guess that'd be an option for me too.
    He's pouring his heart out to me and all I can think is, "I really want that burrito in the fridge. I'm glad I got sour cream today."

    -Ferahgo the Assassin

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    I'd kick the bloody thing all the way to China!
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    I'd probably say "that tickles" grab him and throw in a cage and say "very bad manners chap stabbing me in the leg, wot wot"

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    I would pull out my trusty sword shaped cocktail toothpick, and challenge him to a deul.
    Guess who.

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    I'd hug'um and saw "cuuuuuuuuuute!" and dub him Bob or some stupid name. Either that or shoot him with my rifle and have him stuffed up on the wall (Bwu-ha-ha-ha). Wait..if i shot him with a rifle he'd blow up into a bazillion peices lol. A pelet gun then.
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    If would show him my shoes and say, "If you don't stop hacking at my leg, I can bring this down on you."
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    Invite it for dinner!
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    in a kind of hannibal lecter style, or what?
    Hey, buds. I haven't been here in, well, a good while. Last visited January 9th...Well, I'm sorry to have forgotten you guys. Some of you (Most, I hope) will remember me, and others will, I'm sure, have been told about me, and warned to lock up their daughters and wives. Heh. Anyway, I'm posting a thread about my future here, so...get over there. Read it.

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    Hm. I think I'd admit myself to a mental hospital...
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    I would probably be quite shocked at first but then once I realized it's a fictional charater I've read in a book. I would say "You're not real only in my imagination" Then he would disappear. Either that or I would tell him you took the wrong turn to Narnia or Redwall.

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    plan a: let my mouth drop open and pass out
    plan b: pinch my self to make sure im not dreaming
    plan c: make it my pet. now i have my very own redwall hero!
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