Redwall carols- vermin style how that for political correctness

[chupacabra]

It's time to celebrate Christimas I mean the holidays .. vermin style. This carol is based on Angels we have heard on high.

Vermin are at the gate,banging it intil it quakes Chorus: Redddddwaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaalll is sinking. It is sinking to the ground.
The cellers are full of mud because someone took out the plug.
Chorus again
The badgerlord is consumed with bloodwrath so he fell int the quakesand trap.
Chorus again.
Skipper got kick in the shins, shouldn't have trust that baby vixen.
Chorus again
The long patrol is on the run you know running from the hungry dibbuns again
Chorus once more
Innocent redwallers scream eventually that walls below their knees.
Chorus ends the song.
Feel free to add more lines or comments or write your please. I Won't take offense. seriously politically.

[matthias_fan]

that my friend is pretty funny, i love it. you should try one about the 12 days of christmas.

[chupacabra]

okay here I go but don't say I didn't warn you. On first day of Christmas, my true love gave to me.
One warrior mouse woven into a tapestry
2 dead hedgehogs (good for pincushions and toothpicks)
3 rare gems
4 sliver collar chains
5 golden rings
6 dibbuns washing
7 rat taskmaters whipping
8 tankards of october ale brewing
9 buttery scones baking
10 squirrels slave dying
11 tiny newborn weasels feeding
12 large fish frying.

[matthias_fan]

That's pretty funny, i love it. *trying to think* What about that song, "These are a few of my favorite things" i think you could think of something for that.

[chupacabra]

The sound of music vermin style okay.. i'll try to think of something.

[chupacabra]

Hope I don't get trouble with the copyright laws..
Gettin kick out of REdwall and stealing things,
hittting dibbuns on the heads,
intil they wet their beds,
These are a few of my favorite things,

running around in your mother's clothes,
and giggling underneath her toes,
Sparkly jewels,
beautiful mirrors,
gobbling cookies instead of taking a nap, blowing bubbles in my bath.
these are few of my favorite things

when the striped fog bites,
when bees sting,
when I'm feeling sad,
I simply remember my favorite things, and then I don't feel so bad.

[rab streambattle]

i thought of this. its the santa claus is coming to town

redwallers cry
redwallers pout
redwallers cluny's coming about
cluny's coming to redwall. tonight.

(Chorus):
he doesn't know when your sleeping
he doesn't know when your awake.
but he only knows when to slaughter you
so fight back for goodness sake

so sleep in your bed.
shiver in fright.
because cluny is coming to redwall tonight
cluny the scourge is coming
to redwall!

(chorus)

he's making a list
tearing it up
going to find out who's been evil and nice
cluny the scourge is coming to get you!

(chorus)

villains ain't nice
cluny's the worst
so be careful when your out in the woods
its a fact that cluny is the worst out of all

(chorus)
(end of song)

[chupacabra]

I like your santa cluny carol.

[Chelki Sureshot]

Aweswome, Rab.

[chupacabra]

I am thinking about doing one with roasting chestnuts on an open fire except it will be roasting redwallers on an open fire. Should I do that?

[Silverfang]

Top-hole job.

and p.s. The top hole is for all of you and your mad christmas redwall skills.