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Corrupt a wish. (stolen from Philoticweb)
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    Corrupt a wish. (stolen from Philoticweb)

    The way this works is Someone makes a wish, and someone else turns it into something bad. Example:
    Quote Originally Posted by Godinyoureyes (a random user on Philoticweb
    I wish I could sleep better
    Quote Originally Posted by Darth Petra (me)
    Granted, but now you can't wake up. Ever.
    I wish I didn't have to take biology
    Everyone get it? Good.

    I wish I had a hedgehog.
    Quote Originally Posted by Ferahgo the Assassin View Post
    Ice cream makes everything better. Even Big Brother.

    Quote Originally Posted by Stephen King
    Both Rowling and Meyer, they’re speaking directly to young people. The real difference is that Jo Rowling is a terrific writer and Stephenie Meyer can’t write worth a darn. She’s not very good.

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    You get one, but it dies of pneumonia because there aren't any vets in your area that treat hedgehogs. (That's what happened to mine. His name was Ambrose.)

    I wish I had more free time.
    "Luck, good or bad, is not the hand of God. Luck is the way the wind swirls and dust settles eons after God has passed by." - Winston Niles Rumsfoord, The Sirens of Titan

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    Unhappy

    Your free time becomes boring.
    I wish I had a millions dollars.

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    Your million dollars corrupt you and you want more until you become a greedy murderer.

    I wish I could see Indiana Jones and the Kingdom of the Crystal Skull today.
    "Language? If your mother could hear you!" ~Basil Stag Hare, Redwall Season One

    ~"For it is not for glory, nor honour, nor riches that we fight, but for freedom only, which no good man surrenders, but with his life!" -Robert de Bruce

    "Life is a battle you only win when you die." -J. William English

    "I don't write for a living. I write for a life." -J. William English

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    Granted but all movie theaters by you blow up...

    I wish I NEVER had any homework...
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    In the end, we will remember not the words of our enemies, but the silence of our friends.
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    Yes, maybe, but guess how bad will be your results in June ??

    I wish I had an angel... (sorry for those who'll take the reference)
    Tall ships and tall kings
    Three times three,
    What brought they from the foundered land
    Over the flowing sea?
    Seven stars and seven stones
    And one white tree.



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    Granted, but it's a fallen, EVIL angel bent on taking over the world.

    I wish Ender's Game didn't make me cry every time I read it.
    Quote Originally Posted by Ferahgo the Assassin View Post
    Ice cream makes everything better. Even Big Brother.

    Quote Originally Posted by Stephen King
    Both Rowling and Meyer, they’re speaking directly to young people. The real difference is that Jo Rowling is a terrific writer and Stephenie Meyer can’t write worth a darn. She’s not very good.

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    Granted, but you can never express sadness ever again.

    I wish my fountain pen would never run out of ink.
    ....and stuff.

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    Granted, but it sprung a leak, and now ink is getting over everything you own. And it's not washable.

    I wish my computer was faster.
    Quote Originally Posted by Ferahgo the Assassin View Post
    Ice cream makes everything better. Even Big Brother.

    Quote Originally Posted by Stephen King
    Both Rowling and Meyer, they’re speaking directly to young people. The real difference is that Jo Rowling is a terrific writer and Stephenie Meyer can’t write worth a darn. She’s not very good.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Tesra View Post
    I wish I had an angel... (sorry for those who'll take the reference)
    I love Nightwish. XD


    Granted...oh no, there it went! *watches your computer zoom through your wall and down the street*


    I wish my hair wasn't so insane.
    "Night falls like a bad power point presentation."

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    Granted. You are now bald.

    I wish the movie "Rope" would get to me faster.
    Quote Originally Posted by Ferahgo the Assassin View Post
    Ice cream makes everything better. Even Big Brother.

    Quote Originally Posted by Stephen King
    Both Rowling and Meyer, they’re speaking directly to young people. The real difference is that Jo Rowling is a terrific writer and Stephenie Meyer can’t write worth a darn. She’s not very good.

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    Sorry to reply again right away, but this one was a little personal.


    Granted. It goes through a swirly time vortex, but comes out a little wrong, so when you put it in the DVD it releases the characters, and Philip and Brandon strangle YOU instead of David!


    I wish my Short Story Writing class wasn't TWO AND A HALF HOURS LONG.
    "Night falls like a bad power point presentation."

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    Granted. It is now 24 hours long. (Guess it's a long story class now).

    I wish for fish.
    Enter the Castle of Professor Falliss. Who knows: you might make it out alive.

    http://z13.invisionfree.com/Midnight...wer/index.php?

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    But the fish are alive and they bite you all over and than bite your nose off so you cant breathe unless you breathe through your mouth...

    I wish I didnt have to take any tests and graduate next year with honors, and still get into a good high school!
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    Granted. But now that you're in high school the teachers found out you cheated and you are the official dunce.

    I wish summer wasn't so dashed hot.
    "Language? If your mother could hear you!" ~Basil Stag Hare, Redwall Season One

    ~"For it is not for glory, nor honour, nor riches that we fight, but for freedom only, which no good man surrenders, but with his life!" -Robert de Bruce

    "Life is a battle you only win when you die." -J. William English

    "I don't write for a living. I write for a life." -J. William English

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