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    Granted, now it's so cold you've frozen to death.

    I wish I could go to Ukraine.
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    Ice cream makes everything better. Even Big Brother.

    Quote Originally Posted by Stephen King
    Both Rowling and Meyer, they’re speaking directly to young people. The real difference is that Jo Rowling is a terrific writer and Stephenie Meyer can’t write worth a darn. She’s not very good.

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    Granted. You go to Ukraine, but now you can't ever go anywhere else, and guess what! Ukraine is being attacked by the aliens from War of the worlds and other mutated monsters! MAWAAHAHAHAAH!!

    I wish I had more wishes. (Bam, try to corrupt that!)
    ~Silverfang~

    "Tahahahahaha woohhahahahaah tehehehe!"

    Earsplitting isnt it?

    Anyone want a scone?

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    What a fun game!

    Granted, Fuz, but now you get lost in the woods and get eaten by a monster.

    I wish Enya would release another CD.

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    Granted, but it's lousy.

    I wish for......World Peace.
    Quote Originally Posted by Ferahgo the Assassin View Post
    Ice cream makes everything better. Even Big Brother.

    Quote Originally Posted by Stephen King
    Both Rowling and Meyer, they’re speaking directly to young people. The real difference is that Jo Rowling is a terrific writer and Stephenie Meyer can’t write worth a darn. She’s not very good.

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    Granted but now there is nothing to do.

    I wish I could sell my hamster.
    "plucky!" "Hello Dashie, I've missed you." "Yeah I've missed you too."

    Animals of farthing wood the tv series.

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    But you've gotten so used to the racket it makes at night, that now you can't sleep without that racket!

    I wish a could learn to control myself better.
    "I'm a beast, I am, and a badger once more. We don't change, we hold on!"

    Trufflehunter/Prince Caspian/Narnia

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    Granted, but now you're a robot, and you've lost your own remote, so you're just sitting there rusting.



    I wish I had written my monologue for Acting by today so I could've performed it.
    "Night falls like a bad power point presentation."

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    Granted, but you rushed it and it's terrible.

    I wish I could be a Speaker for the Dead.
    Quote Originally Posted by Ferahgo the Assassin View Post
    Ice cream makes everything better. Even Big Brother.

    Quote Originally Posted by Stephen King
    Both Rowling and Meyer, they’re speaking directly to young people. The real difference is that Jo Rowling is a terrific writer and Stephenie Meyer can’t write worth a darn. She’s not very good.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Silverfang View Post
    Granted. You go to Ukraine, but now you can't ever go anywhere else, and guess what! Ukraine is being attacked by the aliens from War of the worlds and other mutated monsters! MAWAAHAHAHAAH!!

    I wish I had more wishes. (Bam, try to corrupt that!)
    I can corrupt it!

    Granted, Silverfang. But now whenever you talk, all you can do is make bad wishes! HA!


    Now, back on track:
    I wish I could be a Speaker for the Dead.
    Granted, but you accidentally say a lie about the dead and they all come and haunt you and eventually kill you!

    I wish i could never feel pain, anymore.
    Click Here!

    In the end, we will remember not the words of our enemies, but the silence of our friends.
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    Ok, but you don't realise your foot is on fire, and now you're dead.

    I wish I wasn't out of koolaid.
    Quote Originally Posted by Ferahgo the Assassin View Post
    Ice cream makes everything better. Even Big Brother.

    Quote Originally Posted by Stephen King
    Both Rowling and Meyer, they’re speaking directly to young people. The real difference is that Jo Rowling is a terrific writer and Stephenie Meyer can’t write worth a darn. She’s not very good.

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    Granted, but now you have too much cool aid and drown. (LOL at how many of these result in death. Maybe it's a good thing our wishes aren't alway granted!)

    I wish my fish bowl would never get dirty.

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    Granted. There's no fish in it, the fish is living in a secret pond you can't see, and now there's nothing to look at in the bowl, and you get bored.

    I wish I had a hat. On my head. Right now.
    "Night falls like a bad power point presentation."

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    Granted, but your hat stays on your head forever and you can never take it off and your head gets all hot...

    I wish i could type faster whenever i typed using homerow...
    Click Here!

    In the end, we will remember not the words of our enemies, but the silence of our friends.
    -Martin Luther King Jr.



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    Granted but now you type so fast that it takes forever for people to anwser.

    I had all the Warriors books.
    "plucky!" "Hello Dashie, I've missed you." "Yeah I've missed you too."

    Animals of farthing wood the tv series.

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    Granted, but you can't read them because all the pages are stuck together.

    I wish I had all ten seasons of Stargate SG-1 on DVD (I only have seasons 1-4 currently)
    ....and stuff.

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