Corrupt a wish. (stolen from Philoticweb)

[Chelki Sureshot]

Granted, but they are in an uncompatible Region!

I wish they would make Tin Man into a weekly series, on the SciFi channel, that was super awesome, and the critics loved it, and I got to watch it every week and it was perfect, and my cable isn't stopped nor my TV destroyed.

[Ferahgo the Assassin]

Granted, but they are in an uncompatible Region!

I wish they would make Tin Man into a weekly series, on the SciFi channel, that was super awesome, and the critics loved it, and I got to watch it every week and it was perfect, and my cable isn't stopped nor my TV destroyed.

Granted, and for a few weeks you enjoy it a huge amount. It steadily builds up to a very exciting climax, and right after an enormous cliffhanger, the writer/producer dies in a horrible boating accident. Production is in such a disarray that they decide to simply cancel the show instead of following up the cliffhanger.

And you never, ever, ever learn how it ends.

I wish that my paleontology class had more lectures on vertebrates and less on sponges.

[Petunia]

Granted. But now that you're in high school the teachers found out you cheated and you are the official dunce.

I wish summer wasn't so dashed hot.

Granted, but I don't really like the -40 degree weather that much.

I wish I could think of a good wish quickly.

[Lady Constance]

granted, now you're mind is so full of wishes you can't think of anything else! And they come in so quickly that you don't even know what the wishes are. In other words, your brain turns to mush.

I wish I could go to Summer Arts camp with my BFF.

[Petunia]

granted, now you're mind is so full of wishes you can't think of anything else! And they come in so quickly that you don't even know what the wishes are. In other words, your brain turns to mush.

I wish I could go to Summer Arts camp with my BFF.

Your BFF gets so tired of having you tag along after her that she goes off with your enemy.

I wish my homework and chores were done right now.

[Fuzface]

Granted, but you die before it gets to you.

I wish Edgar Allen Poe was not dead, and that I could meet him.

[Chelki Sureshot]

Granted, but now you have to do all of your siblings chores, or if you don't have any, your next door neighbors.

I wish the place that I work would burn down.

EDIT: Granted, Fuz, but Edgar Allen Poe turns out to be Hannah Montana in disguise.

[Goddess of Darkness]

Granted, but you're in it at the time.



I wish the friend I RP with would get home from helping girl scouts at their camp before tomorrow night.

[chupacabra]

They might have an accident or your friends might be evil.
I wish I was in the land of Cotton..Look away Dixie land.

[Badrang3]

Granted, but it rains and all the cotton shrinks.

I wish I had a piece of cake.

[Goddess of Darkness]

Granted, but it's a piece of cheesecake that's been sitting out in the sun for three weeks.



I wish Red Dwarf was on more often.

[Abbot Peter]

Granted but than you spend so much money on them and when you open the cases.... they are broken!

*dun dun duuuun*


I wish I didn't have to do any more reports for stupid school!

[Petunia]

Ah, but you don't learn anything and can't get a job later on because you don't know how.

I wish it were summer.

[Lady Constance]

Granted. now it can't ever turn spring or autumn! and everything dries up and dies of heat! And the sea begins to dry up!

I wish I had a pet badger.

[Mad Maudie McBurl]

Granted but now your badger bites you and kills you and then he turns mad and kills everyone.

I Wish I could go to Doe River Gorge for two weeks. instead of one.