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    Granted, but than you get addicted to candy and than you get obese and can't move!







    I wish I could've slept in today and not waken up at 7:00 AM (Corrupt that! (its not impossible, though) just wanna see if you can corrupt it)
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    Quote Originally Posted by Abbot Peter View Post
    I wish I could've slept in today and not waken up at 7:00 AM (Corrupt that! (its not impossible, though) just wanna see if you can corrupt it)
    Granted. You sleep for days and your family thinks you are dead so you are buried before you wake up.

    I wish that I didn't have this blasted stomach bug—didn't eat a thing yesterday and threw up all the ginger ale I had.
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    Granted. It turns out you're allergic to Ginger ale!

    I wish it was Sunday.
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    Granted but you accidentaly slept right through it so it's monday when you wake up.


    I wish that Wouldn't underestimate me because I'm not to tall.
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    Granted. Now your so tall that people tease you anyway by saying instead of "Hows the weather down there?" they say "How's the weather up there?". And besides that, you can't fit through the door.

    I wish I could live in Alaska. (And, please, don't that thing about freezing to death, 'cause I've been to Alaska and you don't freeze the minute you arrive.)
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    Quote Originally Posted by Lady Constance View Post
    Granted. Now your so tall that people tease you anyway by saying instead of "Hows the weather down there?" they say "How's the weather up there?". And besides that, you can't fit through the door.

    I wish I could live in Alaska. (And, please, don't that thing about freezing to , 'cause I've been to Alaska and you don't freeze the minute you arrive.)
    Granted, but now you're stuck INside the state.

    I wish my brother and sister weren't so annoying.
    Vermin Mishaps! may return, eventually...maybe.

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    Quote Originally Posted by redwallfan91 View Post
    Granted. You sleep for days and your family thinks you are dead so you are buried before you wake up.



    Now, Back on track...

    Quote Originally Posted by Gory View Post
    I wish my brother and sister weren't so annoying.
    Granted, but than they stop and you hate not always listening to them and then you get upset and try to ask them to be annoying again but they say "NOOO!'' and than you cry...


    I wish i didnt have this crazy fear of my sister... (she always scares me!)
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    Quote Originally Posted by Abbot Peter View Post
    I wish i didnt have this crazy fear of my sister... (she always scares me!)
    Now she is absolutely terrified of you, just when you want to become her friend.

    I wish I had some peanuts sitting in front of me right now that wouldn't make me fat. Corrupt that!
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    granted, but than you eat the peanuts, get sick, and cry! ()


    I wish I liked sausage (TRY THAT!)
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    Quote Originally Posted by Abbot Peter View Post
    granted, but than you eat the peanuts, get sick, and cry! ()


    I wish I liked sausage (TRY THAT!)
    Granted, but then you love it so much you eat all the sausage in the world and resort to eating humans.

    I wish I wasn't human right now.
    Vermin Mishaps! may return, eventually...maybe.

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    Granted. You are now an intelligent variety of slime.


    I wish I could high five Al Gore. Not for political reasons, just...'cause it seems like something I should do.
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    Granted, but then he shoots you.

    I wish we could go to fictional worlds (real easy to corrupt).

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    Granted, but you get stuck there and end up hating it.

    I wish Brooke would win American Idol.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Chelki Sureshot View Post
    Granted, but you get stuck there and end up hating it.

    I wish Brooke would win American Idol.
    Granted, but then she loses her voice and they choose David Archulata(sorry if I mis-spelled his last name) to become a star instead.

    I wish I could go to the library today.
    Vermin Mishaps! may return, eventually...maybe.

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    Granted, but than you find NO books that you want to read, you throw a terror tantrum, get thrown out, and then get banned for life.


    I wish I wasn't sick today...
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