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Further proof that I am utterly nerdy and have to much time on my hands.
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    Further proof that I am utterly nerdy and have to much time on my hands.

    I wrote this beauty during Human Anatomy...(If you've read Les Mis and/or seen the play, this will make a lot more sense)

    To Inspector Javert:

    There was a man called Javert
    Who hunted Jean Valjean
    Whenever he came near
    Valjean was sure to run

    He hunted him for many a year
    With bitter determination
    Valjean always lived in fear
    Of the unavoidable confrontation

    To the revolutionary barricade
    Javert set out to spy
    But Gavroche saw through his charade
    And exposed him with a cry

    “I’ll deal with him,” a loud voice said,
    The voice of Jean Valjean
    Javert thought he would be dead,
    Tied tightly in his bonds

    It is his right to kill me,
    Javert grimly thought.
    I’ve hunted this thief without mercy,
    And now he has me caught.

    Javert readied himself for demise,
    For that final blow
    But Valjean took him by surprise
    Cut his bonds and let him go.

    Javert ran from that place,
    He left to sneak around
    So he lurked, he laid in wait
    Valjean must be found.

    He again met Valjean
    At a sewer’s exit
    Carrying a wounded one
    From down within that pit.

    “24601, again we meet!”
    Javert said as he came near
    Catching him would be so sweet
    After all these years.

    “Please sir,” the tired convict said,
    “Just let me bring him home,
    He’s wounded and he’s almost dead.”
    Javert agreed, but followed so he could not roam.

    The weary old Valjean
    Carried the wounded home, safe and sound
    But when he turned, Javert was gone,
    Nowhere to be found.

    Javert ran away
    To a swollen river
    Thinking about what had passed that day
    Made his stone heart quiver.

    “I cannot live in a thief’s debt,”
    The Inspector cried.
    “He saved my life, and yet
    I know that I should have died!”

    And so Inspector Javert
    Could not stand to his forgiver
    His life he could no longer bare-
    He gave it to the river.
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    Ice cream makes everything better. Even Big Brother.

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    Both Rowling and Meyer, they’re speaking directly to young people. The real difference is that Jo Rowling is a terrific writer and Stephenie Meyer can’t write worth a darn. She’s not very good.

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    I hate that inspector. Poor Jean. He was only trying to eat and help others.

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    Quote Originally Posted by chupacabra View Post
    I hate that inspector. Poor Jean. He was only trying to eat and help others.
    Hate?

    But he's one of my favorite fictional characters eVER.
    Quote Originally Posted by Ferahgo the Assassin View Post
    Ice cream makes everything better. Even Big Brother.

    Quote Originally Posted by Stephen King
    Both Rowling and Meyer, they’re speaking directly to young people. The real difference is that Jo Rowling is a terrific writer and Stephenie Meyer can’t write worth a darn. She’s not very good.

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    Javert is the best!
    Shame on you, Chupa!







    ...Did I just write that?
    "[Major Cuthbert] had a daughter named Petunia, a real beauty, quiet an' gentle. She was the flower of the Long Patrol. Many a young ranker lost his heart to her, I can tell ye."
    - Captain Raphael Granden from High Rhulain

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    Quote Originally Posted by Petunia View Post
    Javert is the best!
    Shame on you, Chupa!







    ...Did I just write that?
    Yes. He really is.


    But I don't think Chuppie will come back to defend herself or back up her argument...
    Quote Originally Posted by Ferahgo the Assassin View Post
    Ice cream makes everything better. Even Big Brother.

    Quote Originally Posted by Stephen King
    Both Rowling and Meyer, they’re speaking directly to young people. The real difference is that Jo Rowling is a terrific writer and Stephenie Meyer can’t write worth a darn. She’s not very good.

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